Posted in metal | music on September 18, 2012

Bolt Thrower!
Bolt Thrower

Chaos in Tejas have announced their first round of artists for 2013 and guess what, its a doozy. Bolt Thrower will return to the states and join the Ashes to Ashes-lineup of Final Conflict (Renfrow, Harp, Martinez, for the first time since 1988), Terveet Kadet (Finland), Integrity, Manilla Road, Abigail (Japan), Merchandise, Kromosom (Australia), Lower, Cruciamentum and many many others. The initial announcement is but twenty of 150 artists that will be announced for the festival, which happens May 30 - June 2 in Austin, TX, so hold on to your hats, kids. Passes go on sale on Oct 8.

In addition, Bolt Thrower will join Sleep, Carpathian Forest, Revenge, Abigail, Anhedonist and many more as part of another batch of Maryland Deathfest artists announced today. Current MDF lineup is below.

Lineups and Chaos in Tejas flyer is below.

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Chaos in Tejas 2013

CHAOS IN TEJAS 2013 LINEUP SO FAR
Bolt Thrower (England)
Final Conflict (Ashes to Ashes line up)
Terveet Kadet (Finland)
Integrity
Manilla Road
Abigail (Japan)
Merchandise
Milk Music
Cruciamentum (England)
Infernoh (Sweden)
Rampage
Destruction Unit
Kromosom (Australia)
Lower (Denmark)
Sete Star Sept (Japan)
Sudor (Spain)
Night Birds
World War 4
Vaginors (Australia)
Nasa Space Universe

MARYLAND DEATHFEST - 2013 LINEUP SO FAR
BOLT THROWER (UK) - Headlining the Thursday show!
SLEEP
CARPATHIAN FOREST (Norway) - Exclusive US appearance!
REVENGE (Canada) - Exclusive US appearance!
ABIGAIL (Japan)
CRUCIAMENTUM (UK)
ANHEDONIST
SPEEDWOLF
AMBASSADOR GUN
ASTHMA CASTLE

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Comments (52)

dat MDF lineup

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 12:20 PM

That's just the most recent MDF announcement. The whole thing so far is:
!T.O.O.H.! (Czech Republic)
ABIGAIL (Japan)
AHUMADO GRANUJO (Czech Republic)
AMBASSADOR GUN
ANHEDONIST
ANTAEUS (France)
AOSOTH (France)
ASTHMA CASTLE
BENEDICTION (UK)
BOLT THROWER (UK)
BROKEN HOPE
CARCASS (UK)
CARPATHIAN FOREST (Norway)
CONVULSE (Finland)
CRUCIAMENTUM (UK)
EXODUS
GLORIOR BELLI (France)
GRIDE (Czech Republic)
IHSAHN (Norway)
INGROWING (Czech Republic)
INIQUITY (Denmark)
INTEGRITY
KOMMANDANT
LOSS
MANILLA ROAD
MIDNIGHT
MORGION
PAGAN ALTAR (UK)
PELICAN
PENTAGRAM
PIG DESTROYER
REPULSION
REVENGE (Canada)
RIGHTEOUS PIGS
SLEEP
SPEEDWOLF
VENOM (UK)
VINTERLAND (Sweden)
WEEDEATER

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 12:38 PM

^ Whoa, that's alota sausage.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 12:42 PM

TOO SOON

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 12:42 PM

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/metal/boltthrower.jpg

^ Are you wondering if any of these sausages delivers pizzas? Or are you wondering if any of them manages a hedge fund?

C'MON, YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:15 PM

I cannot believe you guys are still making pizza and sausage jokes. BOOORIIINNG

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:23 PM

^ What do you say to a sausage at work?

One large veggie supreme, please!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:29 PM

^ hahahha - i get it. veggie supreme is a type of pizza! keep it going! where do you come up with this stuff?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:31 PM

Oh man MDF is gonna be fucking sick. Pig Destroyer! TOOH! Bolt Thrower! Sleep!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:34 PM

1:23 it's less annoying and more sad when you realize it's all one person, responding to his own shitty jokes over and over again.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:36 PM

Anyone here from (or know about) Baltimore? Specifically, anyone have any idea what possible venues they'd be choosing from for MDF?

There must be at least a short list..

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:37 PM

LOL@ 1:29! Ain't it the truth?!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:38 PM

1:36- exactly. Kind of like a yapping little puppy to be ignored.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:42 PM

^ What do you do if you accidentally run over a sausage?

Back up.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:43 PM

^How are you able to fill all these comment threads with the same shitty pizza/sausage jokes, and then multiple "LOL GOOD ONE" comments to yourself, without just... sobbing?

The terrible jokes are one thing but repeatedly complimenting your own comments is just.... REALLY depressing.

It's like, beyond a certain window of, say, 30 seconds, you realize everyone is ignoring you because you've managed to make an entire anonymous internet population HATE you, and you just interact with yourself instead.

As if complimenting yourself is just as good as actual human interaction.

This is somehow sadder than kids with no friends who make imaginary friends.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:44 PM

^ haa ha ha hell yea!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:44 PM

1:43 haha, good one!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:46 PM

.......wait, you don't like my jokes, Buckeye?

Are you trying to hurt my feelings or something?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:46 PM

I hope the 1:44 comment finally breaks him and he either progresses to annoying his nurse or caretaker, or gives up and kills himself.

I hope if it's the latter, it's done in a way that is incorrectly framed as autoerotic asphyxiation

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:47 PM

^ How do you tell if the stage a sausage is playing on is level?

He's drooling from both sides of his mouth.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:49 PM

I think 1:44 is getting upset with you, Tink.


FUCKING MAGIC.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:52 PM

Any speculation on MDF venues?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:52 PM

My caretaker said she thinks 1:43 is pretty hilarious. I think I agree.

Hilarious, it is!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:54 PM

^Baltimore Zoo?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:54 PM

^ Confirmed, Baltimore Zoo.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 1:58 PM

Oh man that'd be pretty much the greatest weekend ever if it was held at the zoo.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:01 PM

HAAHA

Does 1:49 know how to come up with a good joke, or what? Man, that is so good! I just showed it to my coworker and he's wiping laughter tears from his eyes! God bless you, man! You made my day!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:02 PM

The hippos would complain about the smell, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:08 PM

They should have it in a bunch of boarded up empty-ass houses.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:10 PM

I will say this for you, Tinkerbell. You make Buckeye slobber at the mouth, which I can truly appreciate. Just bow to the God Troll, Buckeye. You're defeated.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:11 PM

Sorry to hear about your test results, scarves.


*awaits further influx of scarf comments*

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:13 PM

LOL, 2:08!!!!!!!!

And the monkeys would smear themselves with their own shit to cover the invading basement stench, amirite?!?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:14 PM

^the monkeys would con them out of their money. They would set up three card monte or something.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:20 PM

^ and then they would eat some monkey food!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:27 PM

bolt thrower live is truly incredible.

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:32 PM

they played MDF 2009!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 2:34 PM

Hurry up scarves! Finish your last comments before you get carted over to the hospice!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 3:14 PM

^ :-(

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 3:18 PM

I am shirtless and shoeless, drinking Miller High Life and listening to the new Testament cd at 4:13 on a Tuesday afternoon...define me internet, DEFINE me!!!

Posted by Mr. Sophistication | September 18, 2012 4:14 PM

^ ok; :-(

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 4:24 PM

What kinda of yoga exercise does a scarf do when it first wakes up?

The fruity roll up!!!

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 4:38 PM

^shrimper fail

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 4:45 PM

I wish I could install a macro into your computer that would emit a loud "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" every time you hit "Submit"

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 4:46 PM

^ Yeah, you wish! Amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 5:53 PM

Who the fuck is Asthma Castle?

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 7:01 PM

Asthma Castle is obviously a band you've now heard of, douche.

Posted by Dick | September 18, 2012 8:25 PM

yeah douche, Asthma Castle are the new Beatles.

lulz

stupid sausages

Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2012 9:53 PM

@1:37

MDF will be held at the lovely Hour Haus.

Located on the corner of North Ave & Howard St in Baltimore. Mxa capacity is roughly 75 people. Buy yr tix, dicks


Posted by Charm_City_Skinz | September 18, 2012 11:26 PM

How are you able to fill all these comment threads with the same shitty pizza/sausage jokes, and then multiple "LOL GOOD ONE" comments to yourself, without just... sobbing?

The terrible jokes are one thing but repeatedly complimenting your own comments is just.... REALLY depressing.

It's like, beyond a certain window of, say, 30 seconds, you realize everyone is ignoring you because you've managed to make an entire anonymous internet population HATE you, and you just interact with yourself instead.

As if complimenting yourself is just as good as actual human interaction.

This is somehow sadder than kids with no friends who make imaginary friends.

Posted by cn arabic | October 28, 2012 9:19 PM

I like it! Ashes to Ashes will join, and I love it!

Posted by Higienizacao | November 27, 2012 9:08 AM

I like it! Ashes to Ashes will join, and I love it!
think you for this site

Posted by cn arabia | January 6, 2013 11:56 AM

this is the top 40 of DECIBEL! Not yours! i hate how other people complain about these lists! thats what they liked! i supposed you have a different one because you liked other stuff! im amazed at people sometimes.

Posted by cn arabia | April 2, 2013 7:59 AM

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