Ravers claim "reduction of visibility in both eyes" after swimming in glow-in-the-dark pool at a Sunset Park party

This is pretty much the greatest thing that's ever happened.

What form/level of species goes to things like this?

I really care about this.

lul

No surprise here. Always people walking around squinting when I go to
Sunset Park for Chinatown.

2:15 that's some minor-league trolling at best. Step it up.

nah, if this is true, it actually kinda sucks.

Follow the Unicorn. He hasn’t steered you wrong yet, not when you joined that troupe of renegade circus performers, or opted for tea-time, Oompah Loompah style. This time, he’s asking you to look up. Easy enough. You do as you’re told --- you see nothing but sky. You ask, "What's the deal, Unicorn? Are you getting...?" Unicorn facepalms you with one hoof. Then you wake up, bound and gagged on the roof. (Don’t argue, that’s just how Magical Beasts tend to roll.) The next thing you know, you’re prancing the sky, and try as you might, you can’t help but feel...like a bit of a dumbass, maybe? What are you, still watching My Little Pony or something? (Wait...wait...yeah, okay, me too....I mean, only sometimes. *scratches head*.) And then you’re there! Hallelujah! You were starting to question all sorts of gender-normative constructs to which you’d previously and unknowingly subscribed! (Which, really, everyone should probably consider unsubscribing from at least once, just sayin’. Unicorns included. )

Wait. Where are you? Aaah, yes. You’re home. Unicorn brought you home, to The Bubble Kingdom, where it all began. You step off your faithful steed (who will, by the by, light you on fire if you actually call him that), and are greeted by the Kingdom’s finest street musicians. They serenade your arrival with some smooth, panty-dropping jazz. (Yeah, I went there. “Jazz, the original dropper of ladies undergarments everywhere.” WHAT.) You walk through luminous cloud bubbles and wander from one blow-out-your-eardrums stage to another. You ooh, and aah at the aerialist, like in the days of yore, as only the most skillful of neon-badonkadonked performers and dancers entertain at this court. Unicorn nudges you past the art, gentle at first. Then he blows his nose your ear --- a friendly reminder to get him juiced up at the nearby black light waterfall. After that, of course, you mustn't forget the den of cushiony goodness downstairs: hookah, pillows, mingling. The good life of the kingdom.

sorry i missed it

Who the fuck throws a rave in Sunset Park? Or throws a rave in general? Grow up, kids.

has it had any effect on the ravers' brown-eyes?

pharmaceutical urine

Pretty much every attempt at humor in the history of the comments section of this site has failed to be funny.

Oh god at least the sausage/pizza guy is limited to metal threads.

I can't decide what's more confusing to me:

1) White kids going to Sunset Park
or
2) Puerto Rican kids going to raves

And, it's obviously gotta be one or both.

I for one thought 2:15's comment was hilarious

That sucks, wonder if the tickets have a disclaimer of liability on them

I love that the website says the glowing pool could be swam in "by a special, select group of people"

i.e.: Bros that pay lots of money, and ANY girl

Praying their tounges fall out next

you mean you know a bunch of people who can't sniff a class action lawsuit...

3:26 good lord, the promoters better be happy it was in Sunset Park and not Midwood then, eh?

I'm shocked by all this.

Shocked that people still rave, that is.

If I went to a rave until 6am, I'd be begging to be deaf, not blind

I often drink the pee I swim in. It's a problem.

"It's not a rave unless there is an overwhelming scent of Angel Dust in the air"
-slug man the raver

Dear god look at those people in the picture. Try to imagine being in a setting like that ALL NIGHT. I think I'd rather wait at the DMV all night.

you meant "ill effects"

Disappointed that I missed this. That foamy pool looks so inviting, as do the brown hoochies from which that oily discharge cometh.

As the person talking shit in 4:42, I would like to distance myself from the person talking shit at 4:49 and state that I, personally, have absolutely no problems with brown hoochies.

I wouldn't mind splashing around the left side of that pool, maybe add my lifemix to the contents of the pool

poor people pool+ syphillis + green food dye = fun thymes

I was at this, and I went in the pool. The wrehouse was fuckin dope, and the pool awesome too. No side effects (yet).

Sunset Park was a paaaain in the ass to get to.. though this was actually one of the better parties of the summer ..

y'all need to get that pole out of your ass for a minute.

^
Pole in the ass? WHAT? Stephen, did you wear a condom? You know ravers never wear condoms.

NO SHIT! They probably emptied glow sticked into the water!

Any sensable raver knows not to swim in something like that and that its purely decoration. I have raved for years and years and the newfound popularity of electronic dance music is causing an influx of non-raver Bro type partiers that cant handle it. They should stay in Pasha and keep their vision. This is sad but also very dumb. There are much better legitimate party throwing crews in the tri-state area that actually care about their customers.

ever seen people leave a break in party at an abandoned foundry? they are covered in hazardous waste, their offspring are all horribly mutated..