Posted in comedy | tour dates on October 24, 2012

Jon and Stephen

Comedy Central fake news show hosts Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will be in conversation together on December 7 at The Wellmont Theatre, talking about all manner of subjects to help raise funds for the Montclair Film Festival. Tickets ($50 - $250) to see this meeting of the comic minds go on sale Friday (10/26) at noon.

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Ohswell, yes let's laugh and pretend that the actual President didn't really know that our mission in Bengazi was being attacked by an Al Quaeda offshoot 2 hours after it happened. I'd much rather stick my head in the sand and vote for more of the same shit we've had for the last 4 years. Long as it isn't hurting me ....

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/24/us-usa-benghazi-emails-idUSBRE89N02C20121024

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:27 PM

Obama lies, and ambassadors die

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:28 PM

Hey these guys are actually funny

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:29 PM

RON PAUL 2016!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:31 PM

Paul Ron 1620!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:32 PM

Call Leibowitz our on his shit, and watch how quick that smirky bitch goes from "funny" to vitriolic, rageful, not funny.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:33 PM

Hey moron - Ron Paul endorsed Mitt Romney, in case you were sleeping under a rock until today.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:34 PM

Man people have strong opinions on comedians

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:34 PM

dog on car > dog in belly

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:34 PM

Q: How can you tell when Jon Stewart is being funny?
A: When the audience sign says "LAUGH!"

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:35 PM

What is Stewart's opinion on Titus Andronicus?

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:49 PM

What a stupid cause.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:51 PM

Jon Stewart's brother is the fuggin chairman of the NYSE. Jon Stewart is the exact definition of the 1% he criticizes. Disgraceful.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 5:55 PM

Ron Paul did NOT endorse Romney.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 6:11 PM

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Wow, our repubtard troll has been busy tonight!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 9:06 PM

^ 8=========D~`~,~`~

There you go Festive Frank, open wide!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 9:21 PM

Remember when The Daily Show wasn't about politics? It was just dumb news and it was better.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 9:23 PM

Obama is awesome and you are a racist if you don't think so

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 9:28 PM

What are you Republicans doing here? You get to listen to Ted Nugent and Hank Williams Jr. for comedy you get Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson and Gallager. Now keep telling your self the earth is only 6000 years old and women's bodies can terminate pregnancy caused by legitimate rape.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 9:38 PM

And like a fucking trained cow, here's our resident crazy eyes leftie troll right on fucking time. I could set my watch to this fluffer's paragraph long rants and conspiratorial spluge.

GRRRRRRRR SOOO MAD GRRRRR lol you really do need some professional help, you do know that right?

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 10:04 PM

You guys are better when you bash hipsters leave the politics to the smart people

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 10:38 PM

I'm a smart people. Smarter than the two Comedy Central prats, that's for damned sure.

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 11:18 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 11:36 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 11:40 PM

Yes, I did it! Six "iPods" in one minute! That's an "iPod" per ten seconds average!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 11:42 PM

^ Also, it only took me two minutes to do that math!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 11:44 PM

Diversity from track to track!

Posted by Anonymous | October 24, 2012 11:47 PM

Hey, repubtard troll!

How does it feel to know that ol' B. Hussein O. has handed your boy Mittens his ass twice now? And old Mittens just sat through those ass poundings with that pained "smile" on his face?

Hows it gonna feel when he does it in November too? Amirite?

Mitt loves to get "silver", remember? At least that's what he was pretending when he was losing all those repubtard primary's and it seemed like he wouldn't get the repubtard nomination a while ago.

REPUBTARD LULZ = OBAMAS GOLDEN LANDSLIDE, AMIRITE?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:57 AM

Hulk Hogan sextape.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 3:18 AM

Ha ha ha
Hey Carzy Eyes leftie troll - you keep telling yourself that I'm not living all over you, keep convinving yourself that I'm not living rent free in your head
KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE NOT OBSESSED WITH ME
Ha ha ha ha ha
You realize I could go on vacation for a week, and come back and you would still be GRRRRRRR SOOO MAAAAD GRRR GRRRRRRRR

You're so predictable, and boring.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 5:10 AM

iPods

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 6:56 AM

5:10 am? This is what you do at 5 in the morning? When you were just posting constantly the day before?

You need to get a life and seek help, man. Seriously.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 8:22 AM

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SOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAD
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Lulz at crazy dipshit 8:22
Yeah, we're all the same person
it's a VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 9:10 AM

9:10

It's not rocket science:

Look at 5:10 am post, look at the writing, how it's worded. Are you seriously trying to say that's not you?

Please, just stop. You're really, really pathetic and I just feel bad for you at this point.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:00 AM

Notice how repubtard didn't address anything I said about the big O eating Mittens for breakfast twice.

Yep, he's eaten shit for breakfast twice now, lol.

He'll do it a third time in November, AMIRITE?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:19 AM

Hey wow I can repeat sound bytes from for profit commercialized "news" agencies (with political opinions and allegiances ...huh?)... I am so informed and therefore i know what I am talking about and smarter than you! Quick! To the BV comment board!

Posted by Burg | October 25, 2012 10:30 AM

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Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:30 AM

LULZ @ being totally in your angry head, commie troll, totally in your head
LMFAO
Pavlov would be proud of me

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:31 AM

I know all the lefty posts are by the same dude because everyone I know who intends to vote for Obama is kind of embarrassed about it. This guys a FIGHTER! Keep on with your bad self! Victory in November!

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:32 AM

^^^^
Yeah I'm sure you "know"

That's the crux of the fuck job we are all going to go through. Everyone "knows", no one listens ... no one questions there own emotional impulses .. just blurt it out .. scream louder!

Yeah that'll fix everything.

Fucking sheep. Part of me almost wishes for the shit to really hit the fan sooner than later... then i remember how much i like simple stuff, like ordering take out.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:39 AM

If you think that ordering take out constitutes "the simple stuff'" then you're kind of a deluded idiot. Learn how to cook for yourself like an adult.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:44 AM

Ha .. honestly that could have been any number of activities. The larger point intended was "simple things"

How about I replace that with "taking a walk outside for the heck of it" or even better, simply list no specific activity at all.

Maybe that will help take the focus off of an insignificant portion of the message I posted.

While we are talking about insignificant details. There was also a spelling error (their/there)

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:56 AM

OBAMA OR MAD MAX?

YOU DECIDE IN NOVEMBER, AMIRITE?!?!?

REPUBTARD LULZ, AMIRITE?!?!

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:22 AM

"shit to really hit the fan"

^ American high school diplomas really suck, don't they?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:30 AM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:34 AM

^ (i.e. YOU ARE WINNING NOW)

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:34 AM

11:30

Is that a riff on my use of grammar.. as a way to judge my intelligence? I just want to be sure before responding.

Posted by Burg | October 25, 2012 11:38 AM

11:30

Actually no need to clarify .. it doesn't matter.

This show will probably have some really great laughs packed into it!

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:43 AM

^ REPUBTARD TURBOLULZ

Isn't MAD MAX what happened to Russia after they had their economic collapse? Doesn't anyone remember the footage of the roaming gangs of starving secularists (the bad grasshopper) killing all the Christians who stockpiled food and guns (the good ants)?

Wait, that's not what happened?

YOU DON'T SAY.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:43 AM

^YAAAAAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:45 AM

^ You keep yawning because you want someone to put a cock in there, right?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 11:49 AM

You've used this joke already. Why the obsession with homosexuality?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:00 PM

I like Big Gay Ice Cream! The Salty Pimp is to die for.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:07 PM

Classic deflection, 12:00. Why don't you explain why you want a dick in your mouth so bad? Huh? Whut?

LULZ

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:20 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:23 PM

ISN'T MAD MAX WHAT HAPPENED IN RUSSIA?!?!

ISN'T IT?!?!?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:23 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:28 PM

come on whats wrong troll? dont want to discuss the reality of an american economic collapse? how it wont be anything like the republican party line propaganda machine would have the red state sheeple believe? i thought you were in our heads? yawn.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:35 PM

Unemployed people smell like cheese

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:40 PM

Michelle Obama has a gigantic ass

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:41 PM

Mitt Romney looks like a 1983 JC Penney catalog model

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:42 PM

This is shaping up to be the century of Philadelphia. NYC is circling the drain

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:44 PM

I've never been to a hootenany. Don't even know how to spell it I don't think.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:45 PM

Why doesn't Jon Stewart go by his real name?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:47 PM

Bicycling in the city is gayer than ironic facial hair and tattoos without muscles

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:48 PM

Bananas are phallic

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:50 PM

Hummus and I have lost that lovin' feeling

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:52 PM

I feel like this black guy Gary is staring at me

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:54 PM

Colbert is the biggest piece of shit known to mankind.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:55 PM

What the fuck happened to Corner Bistro? Their burgers suck balls now

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:56 PM

Is indie rock now defined as music that isn't good enough to be commercially successful?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 12:58 PM

So many unanswered questions before Obama takes his new job as a line cook in the momofuku empire.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:00 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:04 PM

Try not to get blower's cramp when you "yawn," sweet cheeks.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:05 PM

No blooches in Montclair will be able to afford this - better keep slingin dope on Mission Street.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:08 PM

^you still use gay jokes as insults towards other people? Please tell us more about your biting wit.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:09 PM

It's only an insult if you're homophobic. If you like cock or are curious - and we all know you are - then it's not an insult.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:14 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:17 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:20 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:25 PM

^YAWN

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:26 PM

^ Wow. Is it really that bad, rebubtard? I was under the impression that's what bathhouses were for.

Amiwrong?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 1:50 PM

You people are fucking nuts

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 2:03 PM

NUTS!

NUTS!

NUT IN THE BUTT!

(Buckeye Shripmer cheer)

AMIRITE OR AMIRITE?!?

Posted by Josh Lulz/Amirite | October 25, 2012 2:06 PM

Wow 1:50. Maybe that dude is right. Maybe he is in your head. You are kind of obsessed with him amirite? Are you that hard up for a real man? Only 7 inches ain't cutting it anymore?

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 2:14 PM

Shamma lamma ding dong.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 2:18 PM

^ Poor ol' Buckeye.

:-(

smh@ u

Posted by Josh Lulz/Amirite | October 25, 2012 2:18 PM

crazy peoples is here!

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 2:42 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, done. thanks for playing along. come on back on the next thread.

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 4:20 PM

indie rock douchebags

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 5:57 PM

Barack Obama likes it on the DL, ram it up the culo papa

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 6:38 PM

iPods

Posted by Anonymous | October 25, 2012 10:56 PM

Very interesting article, I look forward to more research coming out regarding the remaining two thirds

Posted by Jokes 2013 | November 13, 2012 12:53 PM

This band is great live and on record. Haters to the left, as my main man Kenneth Parcells would say.

Posted by Gnagen | January 21, 2013 3:24 PM

two very intelligent people.

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