Posted in Contests | metal | music on November 27, 2012

Eyehategod in Australia
Eyehategod

With a tour down under officially behind them, Eyehategod are here and ready to take on Saint Vitus tonight (11/27) and tomorrow (11/28). The shows are a rare look into the band's highly elusive new material (some of which recently surfaced via A389) and will feature different sets each night, with support for tonight coming from Magrudergrind, Cleanteeth and The Communion and tomorrow featuring Villains, Mortals and White Widows (mems Primitive Weapons, Grudges, Goes Cube). Tickets for both tonight and tomorrow are still available OR you can try your luck at winning a pair for BOTH nights! Details on how to enter are below, along with streaming audio.

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Eyehategod - Dopesick (1996) (Full Album)

Eyehategod - Take As Needed For Pain (1993) (Full Album)

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For a chance at winning tickets to see TWO NIGHTS OF EYEHATEGOD: either tweet something that includes both @BVBBG AND "Eyehategod" in the tweet, or send an email to BVCONTESTS@HOTMAIL.COM with the subject line "EYEHATEGOD". Include your first and last name in the email. We'll pick a winner at random and contact them with more details. If you enter by email, it will not be shared with anyone else. Good luck!
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Comments (104)

You got your taint on my sausage!

You got your sausage on my taint!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 11:23 AM

Eyelovekoalas

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 11:36 AM

Five Saint Vitus glory hole pros right there.

SLOPPING

UP

EVERY

LAST

DROP.

AMIRITE?!?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 11:37 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 11:42 AM

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a sausage, which is what I am!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:01 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:17 PM

not a good live band, sadly

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:22 PM

Say 'hello' to my little taint!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:26 PM

I taint misbehavin'

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:44 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:53 PM

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pizza Hut!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 12:56 PM

PUT THE STRAW IN THE BUTTHOLE!!

BOOP!!

BOOP!!

BOOP!!

SUCK OUT ALL THE JIZZ!!

SUCK!!

SUCK!!

SUCK!!

SLURPP IT ALL UP!!

YUM!!

YUM!!

YUM!!

(BUCKEYED SHRIMPER CHEER)

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 1:17 PM

Did a 12 year old come up with their band name?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 1:20 PM

I hope one of you dildos don't get your scarf caught in the hole again, because it's kind of hard to sausage it up with scarf burns on my dick.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 1:34 PM

^ LULZ@ Buckeye's Saint Vitus glory hole confessions.

AMIRITE?!?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 1:39 PM

Awwww, where'd you go F5ing loser? C'mon! I was just getting warmed up!

You're not upset, are you?


Want me to call a WAAAAMBULANCE 4 U?


SAUSAGE LULZ, AMIRITE?!?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 1:46 PM

^ lol hes back at pappa johns. them pizzas dont just deliver themselves do they?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:00 PM

^F5ing loser, complimenting himself.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:09 PM

I didn't even have to click on the article to already know that the schizoprenic that calls everyone "Buckeye Shrimper" (who reprtedly is a Swans fan of all things - I know, I'm scratching my head on that one too), would have a spazz attack the nanosecond that he saw another metal article such as this. Maybe it's really his true calling in life, who knows?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:12 PM

^ U don't know, sausage?

LULZ

WHAT A SHOCKER, AMIRITE?!?


Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:31 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:35 PM

@2:00

No.

No, they don't.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:36 PM

^F5ing loser, complimenting himself

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:42 PM

2:12 seems upset. U think he is?

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:42 PM

LULZ@ 2:42

Yeah, he is.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:43 PM

so upset lol

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:45 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:49 PM

1:46 ftw lol

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:53 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:57 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, the mind of a rabies-infected muliple (lack of) personalities scarf!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 2:57 PM

^ smh@ u buckeyed shrimper. smh@ u

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:00 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:02 PM

This band is crap.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:02 PM

@3:02

Pull my finger.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:05 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:06 PM

^ Hey, if you're a faggot butthole shrimper just reply "^F5, loser, etc.", ok?

OK.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:08 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:09 PM

^ LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULZ

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:12 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:12 PM

Mama always said life was like a sausage delivering pizzas. You never know what you're gonna get.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:14 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:15 PM

^ dumb as fuck right there yup yup yup

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:16 PM

You had me at taint.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:16 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:20 PM

Keep your sausages close, but your taint closer.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:22 PM

LULZ

C'mon, F5ing loser. Where'd you go? I've got a million of these.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:34 PM

These comments are sad.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:37 PM

least effective.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:39 PM

troll school training bra.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:41 PM

Nobody puts Taint in a corner.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:45 PM

This looks like the beginning of a beautiful taint

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:49 PM

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE SAUSAGE BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:50 PM

Proving once again that metal is the most popular genre on this site. Thanks.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 3:53 PM

The sausages are worthless.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:04 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:07 PM

@3:53

It's DA place 2 B!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:07 PM

Metle Joke Skool iz in Sehshun!

Q: How many sausage fit in sanpan?
A: How many straw you have?

LULZ so fonnee

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:12 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:14 PM

There's no place like Papa Johns.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:16 PM

proof that indie bands aren't the only ones with shitty band names..

they make good records tho

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:36 PM

Ain't no party like a Papa John's party
'Cause a Papa John's party don't ...
Stop

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 4:44 PM

The first of the month is this Saturday hipster cunts! Call Dad for the rent money.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:10 PM

^ Thanks 4 the reminder, sausage!

LULZ

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:18 PM

Keep F5ing brah!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:19 PM

^ U 2, sausage!

LULZ

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:23 PM

These shows are gonna be great.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:33 PM

Help me, Sausage-Taint, you're my only hope.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:41 PM

Stop me before I shrimp again!

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2012 5:52 PM

^...F5, Loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 8:10 AM

^ dumb as fuck right there

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 8:17 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 8:22 AM

^ dumb as fuck right there

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 8:46 AM

^ sorry, correction:
F5 dumb as F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 8:47 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 9:13 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 9:31 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 9:36 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 fuck F5 right there F5

I can do this all day, you fucking retard

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 10:06 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 10:11 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 10:34 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 10:44 AM

Sure. I'm a baby because I think this has gotten boring? Whatever you say.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 10:50 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:15 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:20 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:33 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:33 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:33 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:34 AM

^F5,loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:39 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:40 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:44 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:44 AM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:47 AM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 11:50 AM

Upah, looks like sausage boy is on shift now. Them pizzas ain't gonna deliver themselves now. Come on pizza boy, chop chop.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 12:27 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 12:38 PM

what happened to the hummus?

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 12:55 PM

12:38
F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 1:36 PM

^F5, loser, etc.

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 1:59 PM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 2:08 PM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 2:08 PM

^ F5 dumb as F5 dumbass sausage F5 fuck F5 right there F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 2:14 PM

holy shit lol

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 4:02 PM

Uh oh. It's after 5:00. When's the next time we'll hear from the F5ing loser? 8:00 tomorrow morning? I bet it gets busy at Domino's when all the people with real jobs get home hungry.


DELIVERING PIZZAS IZ HARD, RITE SAUSAGE?!?

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2012 5:11 PM

Why do people hate god? Why would people say this?

Posted by catering winnipeg | July 4, 2013 3:50 PM

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