Posted in metal | music on November 23, 2012

Descendents Sweater

Back by popular demand is the uber-kitschy Descendents sweater, which features the band's mascot with crossbones amidst a grid of musical notes Available in two colors, this bastion of ridiculousity is on sale now for the Milo in your family.

Similarly, Slayer, the obvious go-to for holiday merch, has a Christmas sweater of their own on sale now. Because nothing says holiday cheer like a chest full of skulls and pentagrams.

This of course isn't the first time that Slayer has been juxtaposed against the holiest of days. Check out some of our favorite videos of Christmas lights below.

Don't like Slayer or Descendents? How about a David Bowie sweater? Or a Morrissey one? Or New Kids on The Block? Check out a few different ideas at Buzzfeed.

Lets keep on, keepin' on with spreading the holiday cheer by letting everyone know that King Diamond's holiday classic "No Presents for Christmas" will see a picture disc release for the first time in 25 years. Get yours today, Black Friday at your nearest participating record store.

Deck the halls, and reign in blood.

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Slayer Raining Blood Christmas Lights (with subtitles)

King Diamond No Presents For Christmas w/ lyrics

Slayer South of Heaven Christmas Lights

Slayer South of Heaven Christmas Lights

PANTERA I'M BROKEN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LIGHTORAMA 2010

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Comments (8)

sold out already

Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2012 9:11 AM

swag!!!

Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2012 11:18 AM

Where's the sweater featuring a link of sausages?

Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2012 11:31 AM

^lame.

Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2012 1:25 PM

Yeah 11:31, lame. After all, we all know that sausages only wear black t shirts with SCAAAAAWWEEEEEEE pointy writing on it. Except of course for the Dominoes bowling shirt/trucker cap combo during work hours. No time for sweaters.

Posted by Anonymous | November 23, 2012 1:52 PM

^ FTW

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2012 6:39 PM

Are these sweaters of the woolen Merino variety?

Posted by Anonymous | November 25, 2012 12:16 AM

I love the sweaters.

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