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It's Raining Men

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Gay

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:01 AM

This should make a lively troll post

Sure it will bring out the "shrimper/joke skool/smh" loser with no life.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:13 AM

That is the funniest goddamned thing i've ever seen.

Posted by Sausage who invented 'Taint-Rock' meme. | November 20, 2012 11:18 AM

it taint a party without some hardcore music

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:25 AM

:45 mark

I had no idea Jacob could be so funny.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:38 AM

na na na na na na na na not funny

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:51 AM

worst dives in the history of stage diving

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:52 AM

gay can be fun with the right amount of lube xoxo

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:56 AM

Finally. An honest metal post. Thank you, BV.

Amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:18 PM

Lancelot Link, Secret Sausage

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:19 PM

"Sure it will bring out the "shrimper/joke skool/smh" loser with no life."

Missed the day they discussed "irony" in Enrish crass

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:21 PM

LULZ

I'm so inside 11:13s head.

Does it upset you that I'm not thinking about you when you're thinking about me?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:24 PM

A little late but the moron is back ^. Guess his mom forgot to wake him up this morning.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:44 PM

the singer from converge is a KNOWN closet case.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:49 PM

Wow, 12:44. You are upset, aren't you?


LULZ


(s t i l l n o t t h i n k i n g a b o u t y o u)

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:50 PM

I just spit up my coffee @ "Does it upset you that I'm not thinking about you when you're thinking about me?"

butthurt sausage is butthurt

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:58 PM

""Does it upset you that I'm not thinking about you when you're thinking about me?"

Clearly 12:24 is thinking about you.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:03 PM

^ = 11:13/12:44

AKA = butthurt sausage is butthurt.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:12 PM

^ Keep posting that little boy. All the attention clearly shows you don't care and have a very busy and fruitful life.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:20 PM

^ lol you black kettle you

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:24 PM

hipster = fruitful life
sausage = fruity life

Imma go with da hipster own dis one son

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:26 PM

^I'd actually go with the guy who isn't the loser pretending to be more than one person, but that's just the opinion of a casual observer here.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:28 PM

Will someone please clean up all this scarf drool before more disgusting liquids come out of them? Ugggghhhhhhh...

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:35 PM

^smh @ buckeye shrimper

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:43 PM

All the signs of a great and fruitful life:

-Posting everyday(refreshing F5 constantly) over and over in a blog comment section the same stupid tired shit ("Smh", "joke skool", "Shrimper", "LULZ")

-Feeling as if you have "won" some kind of battle by doing it

-Pretending to be more than one person doing it

-Thinking that people give a shit about you or think about you other than to call you out for being the dipshit you are.

Yes clearly the signs of an intelligent successful person.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:48 PM

^dude, the guy has a hideous sloppy wife and a job that he hates, cut him some slack!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:51 PM

1:20/1:28 = butthurt and beyond. it is just like bed bath and beyond except when you go in it is just a red assed sausage rocking back and forth in a corner crying and sucking his thumb

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:52 PM

^ that's a lot of credit to give (assuming that he has either a job or wife)

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:53 PM

@1:52 we can add 1:48/1:51/1:53 too.

LULZ@ U steamed/butthurt sausage.

AMIRITE?!?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:58 PM

Wow, Shrimpy you are all fired up aren't you! "Calls out" his phantom one-guy-pretending-to-be-several conspiracy theory, then doing exactly that? I mean, child, really! U shood have payyyyyed m0re attenshun in joke skool if u want'd 2 B moor efffffectif!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:03 PM

Still not funny. Still really pathetic. Still has hideous sloppy wife.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:06 PM

@1:48

s t i l l n o t t h i n k i n g a b o u t y o u

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:06 PM

FACT:

You can't argue, win, whatever with this jagoff that 1:48 describes.

Anyone with half a brain can see what a pathetic waste of life this person is. Look at all the threads he comments in. Responding to this cretin just gives him what he wants and fuels what little meaning his existence brings.

Ignore him and he will eventually go away and continue to be insignificant.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:12 PM

^This I'll actually agree with.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:13 PM

What is the video? It's blocked for me but the photo above it makes me think somebody took videos of guys stage diving at hardcore shows and set it to the song 'It's Raining Men' - is that what it is?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:19 PM

2:12 should be copied and pasted to every thread LULZ attempts to troll

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:20 PM

^ LULZ

Do it. I'm sure it'll work.

AMIRITE?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:29 PM

Are you bragging about not having a life?

"I dare you to bet that i'm not so incredibly pathetic that I'll keep trolling even when i'm being ignored!"

LOLOL

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:32 PM

^ like he said.....

2:12/2:13/2:20/2:32 are all the same poor little butthurt sausage. smh@ u. just smh.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:33 PM

The funniest thing about 2:12 is the amount of time and energy, not to mention focused anger (GRRRR), that Cletus has put into his manifestos today. Bravo, Tainter Tot. You keep practicing and maybe your school paper will let you post an article. Hope springs eternal!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:34 PM

^COOOOOOOOOOOORNNNYYYYY

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:37 PM

"30 minutes or less, or your pie is free"

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:46 PM

I dare this one LULZ/buckeye shrimper/smh guy to stop responding to ONLY this thread. Guarantee you he won't be able to do it. Watch:


Scarves love men.


Just watch him come to life.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:56 PM

^there is a degree of stupidity involved on your end as well as you continue to refer to the guy as a scarf. You do realize it's not a hipster right? It's an old man. You keep making this scarf comment and it makes him respond over and over again.

Think about it, out of any metal show you've been to, how many hipsters that you saw there were anything other than frail waif like kids who look like a strong breeze would knock them out. They don't care about metal anymore than you do about indie rock. Certainly not enough to troll a metal blog.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:08 PM

lol white people

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:15 PM

2:56 & 3:08 real conference of the geniuses

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:19 PM

^You're really old

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:22 PM

absolute douchefest!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:23 PM

3:22 is the oldest person in this thread. And the least wise. From being cockdrunk. And high on methane, from another man's anus. That's nasty, son. You nasty.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:52 PM

^You're really old.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 4:00 PM

^ cockdrunk, high on methane from another man's anus, and nasty.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 5:38 PM

New jacks don't know how to stage-dive. Like skateboarding, you gotta have style.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 7:42 PM

True fact: no real fan of metal would refer to another metalhead as a "new jack". And one thing real fans of metal hate it's poser hypocrites.

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 7:03 AM

^ that goes for HC as well

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 7:04 AM

"I'll take 'What's In A Name' for $200, Alex"

"This breakfast meat, which is made from meat by-products from around a pig's asshole, comes in links and patties ..."

DING DING DING DING

"That would be 'What is SAUSAGE?'!"

"Correct!"

audience applauds

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 7:37 AM

^Still not funny

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 8:30 AM

^ suck harder

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 11:21 AM

^ F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 11:41 AM

^ suck harder, boy

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:04 PM

^

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:06 PM

^

suck harder, boy

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:11 PM

^

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:18 PM

^

suck harder, boy

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:29 PM

s t i l l n o t t h i n k i n g a b o u t y o u

Posted by Anonymous | November 22, 2012 4:30 PM

fyi this is the same person.

Posted by Anonymous | November 22, 2012 5:07 PM

^ who is the same person?

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2012 6:42 PM

I love the sing it's raining men actually.

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