Posted in music on November 19, 2012

Rolling Stones

As mentioned, The Rolling Stones will play Brooklyn's Barclays Center on December 8 before two shows at the Prudential Center. Tickets (ranging from $99.50 to $754.50) for the Brooklyn show go on sale today at 10 AM.

P.S. Bob Dylan's Barclays Center show is this week.

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Comments (154)

Tickets(ranging from an arm + a leg to your first born child) for the Brooklyn show go on sale today at 10 AM.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:08 AM

"Rock'n'roll? It's over. " -Lester Bangs

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:16 AM

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:26 AM

If you think the tickets cost too much, don't go. Pretty simple, no?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:26 AM

Or wait for the stadium tour next year. You don't think they are going to let a money grab like this pass them by?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:29 AM

9:16 speaks the truth
Or rather Lester Bangs did (RIP LB)

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:37 AM

9:16 is 9:37 & also a douche.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:41 AM

the upper tier pricing for these shows is truly nauseating, no matter how much money you make. that is just wrong.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:41 AM

Like I've been saying for a while now, just wait until they announce multiple nights at Yankee Stadium. Stop complaining - it is that easy.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:45 AM

Totally cool tour logo. Nice job old guys getting hip with the old band logo.

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You, sir, are an idiot

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:51 AM

^ Waaaaay too much time on your hands, dude...

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:53 AM

Why hasn't anyone been listening to Anonymous 9:45??? Wait and complain later when they play Yankee Stadium and it's expensive and you can't get in.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:55 AM

what a joke

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:03 AM

9:53

Very astute of you to observe how copy & paste is so time consuming

Still an idiot ... Big Time!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:03 AM

All gone :(

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:04 AM

Ha how many $99.50 tickets were available... 1?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:05 AM

Sold out at 959.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:06 AM

i can't believe it! i cant get any tkts! :)

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:09 AM

Just pulled 2 for $158 a piece via live nation iphone app. keep trying!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:17 AM

Sad to say, but 175 for the arena nosebleeds is more tolerable than 100 and change for stadium nosebleeds. And you know the Stones will charge it

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:17 AM

paid $166 last tour for floor tickets and got to see them less than ten feet away
think i'm going to wait for the ppv, or for more dates to be announced if they do so, definitely not sensible to spend this much cash for tickets

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:22 AM

I paid $50 last tour at Giants Stadium for Front Row upper deck..

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:29 AM

There are still plenty of tickets available for this - but they're all the highest pricing level (which, btw, appears to be everything that isn't in the 200's or higher).

I got a pair of the $454.50's - and I can't use them. Looking to trade for the following week at Prudential Center straight up. Email me at Quags3651@gmail.com if you're interested in making a deal.

Posted by Funderburgh | November 19, 2012 10:30 AM

Fuck fixing the house I got to give all my money to Mick & keefer lol

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:30 AM

My buddy bought 4 Stones tix for Philly JFK in 1981 for $20.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:33 AM

I saw Face to Face with MXPX at Tramps in 1996 for 7 dollars. Haha.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:34 AM

live nation app didn't have tickets for barclays

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:55 AM

The $700+ ones are in my cart.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:00 AM

talk about some bourgeois bullshit, damn

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:01 AM

10:55 doesn't know how to find shows within their Live Nation app

Posted by Funderburgh | November 19, 2012 11:01 AM

I heard for the encore Keith Richards transforms into a cigarette, worth the $750 + tm fees alone.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:03 AM

The service charge for these tickets is more then 95% of the concerts I attend!!!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:29 AM

there isn't band in the world i'd pay $750 to see.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:30 AM

You know as greedy as the Stones are TM is worse! What are they doing to justify a $77.40 a ticket service charge on a top teir ticket? How is the work they do different then printing a ticket for a mercury lounge show?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:31 AM

rockin granddaddys are stoked

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:38 AM

"You know as greedy as the Stones are TM is worse! What are they doing to justify a $77.40 a ticket service charge on a top teir ticket? How is the work they do different then printing a ticket for a mercury lounge show?"

Couldn't agree more!!!! These service fees are fucking ridiculous! Fees for printing tix should be standard and not vary based on the price of the ticket. Ticketmaster are fucking crooks!!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:57 AM

actually 11:01, the barclays center rolling stone show is not on the iphone app.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:59 AM

@1159

But...I bought mine on the Live Nation iPhone app...so try harder

Posted by Funderburgh | November 19, 2012 12:07 PM

I keep going back over and over again. There is no show on there. Wait, you're pulling my leg. Wow, you're funny.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:11 PM

"You know as greedy as the Stones are TM is worse! What are they doing to justify a $77.40 a ticket service charge on a top teir ticket? How is the work they do different then printing a ticket for a mercury lounge show?"

I believe the service fees go to the promoter/band, TM takes the processing fee.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:17 PM

Got 2 for $176 price side stage 200 level through Live Nation iPhone App at 10:00:30, second try around sold out.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:19 PM

I got tickets for Skynyrd at the Fillmore. No problems.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:21 PM

$500 and up are still available. $500 is in the nosebleeds, $831 seat available in section 22, catty corner. If I was gonna pay that much for a ticket, it would have to be alot fuckin closer than that.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:22 PM

12:17 well who ever is responsible for charging $77.40 is greedy!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:25 PM

what justifies a $77.40 service charge? are those tickets printed on gold paper?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:28 PM

one thing that would justify the price of these tkts is that Mick Taylor is supposed to show up.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:32 PM

"one thing that would justify the price of these tkts is that Mick Taylor is supposed to show up."

No sir you are incorrect. Mick Taylor and Bill Wyman are probably only showing up for the Prudential Center shows and maybe only for the one being telecast

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:44 PM

I tuned out when Brian Jones died in 1969. Mick Taylor was alright. Ronnie Wood is just lucky to be in the band! What a troll he is. #TruuuueStory

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:49 PM

"there isn't band in the world i'd pay $750 to see."

E-fucking-xactly

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:55 PM

I have seen stories that mick taylor and Wyman are supposed to be at the London and NJ shows, one would assume they would be at Barclays? Clapton is rumored to show at the PPV gig at Prudential....

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 12:57 PM

Yeah, and Jeff Beck.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 1:10 PM

Ronnie Wood is the Mal Evans of the Stones.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 1:21 PM

Bill Wyman may only be showing up at the London shows.

Mick Taylor may not be a guest at all.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 1:45 PM

Lulzy is the cancer of the BV.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 1:47 PM

London premiere of Crossfire Hurricaine had Bill Wyaman and Mick Taylor on the Red carpet along with the Stones. NY Premiere did not have Bill Wyamn and Mick Taylor, just the Current Stones. London/NY shows may also mirror that lineup

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 1:48 PM

1:48
That actually does not mean anything. Like said above, the 2nd Prudential show is the one being telecast with special guests. I would think that would be the surefire one to have Wyman and Taylor as well as others

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 2:05 PM

fugazi

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 3:25 PM

i once saw fugazi for 5 bucks!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 3:45 PM

I saw Tommy Stinson in 1994 for $8 and that was some serious ROCK AND ROLL AND I LIKE(D) IT, LIKE(D) IT, YES I DO(DID).

Posted by Brian | November 19, 2012 4:59 PM

1:48

No surprise Wyman and Mick Taylor were at the Crossfire Hurricane premier. They were MAJOR players during the era the films covers. Ronnie Wood missed all the golden years, big albums and singles. He is super lucky Mick left the band in 1975. He's a rat face troll of a man. Left his wife for a 16 year old! #Scumbag

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 5:05 PM

the rolling stones will make more money for the jersey and brooklyn shows, three days work, than muddy waters made during his entire career...

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 5:21 PM

I saw Bigfoot once. 1951, back in Sequoia National Park. Had a foot on him thirty-seven inches heel to toe. It made a sound I would not want to hear twice in my life.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 5:23 PM

I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead... but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 5:39 PM

I guess now since 2 quotes were made on this thread from Almost Famous, it should be acknowledged.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 5:57 PM

Rock n Roll can save the universe? The chicks are great? I sound like a dick! I never said that!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:12 PM

The Rolling Stones are retired like Frank Sinatra was retired.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:22 PM

Please take me off this mailing list.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:30 PM

I saw Mick Taylor at a club in Tolland CT in 1987 for $5. I was inches away from him the entire time, no stage rise.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:41 PM

I'd rather see Gomez.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:44 PM

I've seen the Stones several times. If you like a show as scripted as a Broadway musical, then this is the show for you. Then again, if you like Broadway musicals maybe you should be over in the Neurosis thread?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:47 PM

Math Rock Lesson #108:

Oasis 1995 > The Rolling Stones 1969

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:50 PM

All the Stones ever did was copy the Beatles at every turn. John Lennon was right when you breakdown their career and compare it to what the Beatles did 6 months prior. #CopyCats #JaggerSmallPenis #Keef

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:55 PM

All I really want to know is...

What would win in a fight?

Noel Gallagher's eyebrows from 1996 or Mick Jagger's lips from 1972?

That is pay per view fight if I ever saw one!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 6:57 PM

6:57

Nothing can escape once the mighty Gallagher eyebrow is wrapped around you!

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 7:10 PM

90% of this show will be 1%'ers.
Way to keep it real Mick

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 7:18 PM

Fact: The Stones made zero good albums after Bill Wyman left the band.

Double Fact: Led Zeppelin is/was better.

Triple Fact: Ronnie Wood sucks.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 7:28 PM

It could be one fourth the size of Rambo's jacker, and it would still please me.

Posted by wheelbarrow and taut ropes | November 19, 2012 8:18 PM

I'd rather see Spinal Tap.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:23 PM

roll my stones in your mouth

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:35 PM

7:28, so you prefer Zeppelin's jacking of the blues over the Stones. Big deal.

Stones eventually evolved into a sound they could call their own. They didnt spend their entire career doing blues covers. It's one thing to prefer Zeppelin, but the Stones had it going up until and including Some Girls.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:35 PM

9:35

Nobody sounds like Zeppelin. The Stones did not create their own sound. Black R&B musicians use to call Mick "plastic soul".

#GrowUp

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 9:49 PM

After "Some Girls", the stones put out over 30 years of shit. Like Uncle Neil use to say..."it's better to BURN OUT, than to fade away."

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:17 PM

Top bands of all-time:

1. The Beatles
2. The Kinks
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Pink Floyd
5. The Animals
6. The Pretty Things
7. The Who
8. Cream
9. Crazy Horse
10. The Doors

Honorable mention: The Beach Boys, Plastic Ono Band, The Byrds, The Zombies, America and The Creation.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:38 PM

you forgot hjshdfugsrhguisr

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:39 PM

Somebody forgot to tell The Rolling Stones to break up.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 10:41 PM

I made a smut film once. I used midnight rambler as the theme song.

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:00 PM

The Doors? Hahahaha

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:02 PM

Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:07 PM

Holy crap Uhora is black?!?!?

Posted by Anonymous | November 19, 2012 11:09 PM

The jester's hard cunt breaks my belly like a twig.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 1:13 AM

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Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:43 AM

I bought front row and fed them to my dog

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 6:40 AM

I heard a rumor the ghost of Brian Jones will return to perform slide guitar on "No Expectations" and the Jew's harp for "Ruby Tuesday".

God bless.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 7:48 AM

Ronnie Wood...the Ringo of The Stones.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:08 AM

Kate Winslet has really big areolas. I consider that a good thing!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:12 AM

I've always wondered what the boob to nipple ratio is for women like Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker. It would be strange to have tiny nipples on massive breasts right?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:22 AM

What ever happened to M. Ward?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:26 AM

Moment of silence for 10:38 PM.
(He's having his nap now, before Wheel of Fortune, then taking his gold cart to the rec center for lunch with the other seniors. Today is Mulligan's Stew, low salt of course)

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 9:02 AM

9:02 AM

You sound like a hipster from Williamsburg that only knows classic rock by what your iTunes store tells you. The Strokes burned out. GET OVER IT BROOKLYN.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:08 AM

I'd rather see a Kinks reunion and pay $50 for Town Hall.

#TruuuuuuuuuuuueStorrrrrrrrry

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:13 AM

Fuck Williamsburg. Hoboken is now the center of COOL in the New York area.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:24 AM

You wanna talk big nipples people? Marion Cotillard are the winner folks. So gigantic you could land helicopters on them.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:28 AM

These guys need to put down the protest signs and guitars and get back to doing what they do best. Handing out bologna sandwiches.

Posted by Va Ja Ja | November 20, 2012 10:33 AM

I once peed on a cardboard box and didn't realize there was a homeless guy underneath it. He wasn't happy about it.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:41 AM

I'll give Hoboken this...they have a record shop. When is the last time you saw one in New York? 2006?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:43 AM

1041

You sure that was a homeless guy? I heard Jose Canseco makes his residence inside a cardboard box. Ain't fame a bitch?

Posted by Carney Lansford | November 20, 2012 10:48 AM

Miles Kane is the new Paul Weller. Pass it on folks.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:50 AM

10:50 AM

....and Jeff Mangum is the new Lee Mavers aka BAT SHIT CRAZY!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:53 AM

I was carried...to Ohio....in a swam of bees!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:55 AM

Luckily I'm more of "headphones guy"...I'm just going to close my eyes, listen to "Ya-Ya's" and use all the money I saved on delicious pizza...

Posted by Owen | November 20, 2012 11:15 AM

Mick Jagger treats objects like women!

"Who wants yesterday's girl? Nobody in the world!"

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:16 AM

Anita Pallenburg was hot hot hot. You go Brian Jones!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 11:36 AM

This just in ....
At 11:17 this morning, an escaped mental patient was physically restrained and removed from the computer area at the New York Public Library Williamsburg East. He had been posting repeatedly on a blog, and was last seen mumbling about "shrimper" and "$800".

Film at 11

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 12:26 PM

Evan Green's nipples/areola go to 11!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:20 PM

2:20

Evan or Eva? I'll assume you meant Eva since her nips are big.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:21 PM

The Rolling Stones were excellent until about 1971-1972. Everything after...who cares...

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:26 PM

2:20

I just did a little "google" action on Eva Green. To say the word "wow" is an understatement.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:31 PM

I'd rather see Buckethead solo acoustic gig at Joe's Pub on acid.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 2:56 PM

Marion Cotillard > Eva Green > Kate Winslet

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:05 PM

dead.

Posted by Mr. Jimmy | November 20, 2012 3:17 PM

expensive

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:40 PM

Remember when Mick Jagger fucked David Bowie? Man the 70s were wild!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:52 PM

I would only pay this much money to see Animal Collective or Arcade Fire.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 3:59 PM

I once traveled with a guide who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed to the horizon and said, "Faya!" That was a good day.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 4:17 PM

Happen to see a scene from the mid season finale, the Govenor has Merl kill Glenn and turns him into a walker for the gladiator games. Andrea and a forced Maggie are there and see Glenn chained as a walker. The finale closes as Maggie just screams out loud and Andrea with the look of terror on her face and the Govenor and Merl laughing aloud. Awesome scene but sorry to see Glenn go out this way.

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Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 4:57 PM

I can't believe they cut up Owen Slater and mailed him back in a box!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 5:13 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 5:22 PM

I'd rather see Chris Brown rock the garden. The football player, not the low life scumbag rapper who should be in jail.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 5:54 PM

Hey Mick and Keef...one thing you can't hide is when you are crippled inside! Sing it Johnny boy! Go go go!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 6:30 PM

This comment section is by far the most entertaining on this site in years! We got people slagging off the upper 1%, we have Noel Gallagher eyebrow jokes, Mick Jagger lip jokes, Brian Jones jokes, movie quotes, top 10 lists, areola comparisons and text art. Keep it coming boys!

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:19 PM

8:19......who doesn't like a good old fashioned areola comparison?

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:28 PM

Do the stones even have a bass player?

Mick - Vocals
Keith - Lead Guitar
Charlie - Drums
Ronnie - Guitar

No bass player? I guess nobody could fill the void left by the great Bill Wyman.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 8:51 PM

Ha! More like:

Ronnie Wood - Band Troll

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 9:00 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 9:12 PM

DIG OUT YOUR SOUL

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 9:39 PM

To the bum that I accidentally peed on - I'm sorry that I got you wet, but you do count as the only time I've given a golden shower in my life. Good times.

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 9:49 PM

CHRIS BROWN

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 9:54 PM

The last good Stones song was Let's Spend The Night Together

Posted by Anonymous | November 20, 2012 10:10 PM

Him: "What about the Addams Family's kosher nutsack?"

Me: "Burn it."

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:34 AM

Better nipples....Anita Pallenberg or Marianne Faithfull?

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:08 PM

^ your mom has some pretty nice nipples, but all the guys like her for her "adventurous spirit" if you know what I mean

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:31 PM

^ pls explain

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:38 PM

^ I think he's saying that 12:08's mom is a goer, she likes to go, wink wink nudge nudge knowhatimean knowhatimean

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 12:47 PM

12:08

Neither. The answer is obviously Bianca's nipples.

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 1:59 PM

A couple of things:

1. Led Zeppelin > Rolling Stones

2. Noel Gallagher's eyebrows would defeat Mick's lips

3. Marion Cotillard areolas over Eva Green's

4. Hoboken > Williamsburg

5. Mick Taylor > Ronnie Wood

6. Anita Pallenberg's nips over Marianne Faithfulls

7. I'd rather see Better Than Ezra

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 2:59 PM

So I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to the cleaners!

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 3:15 PM

2:59

You are SPOT on with your statements.

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 3:21 PM

FUCK the stones. Gimme the guess who!

Posted by Anonymous | November 21, 2012 9:18 PM

I'm thankful for Kate Winslet's big brown areolas!

Posted by Anonymous | November 22, 2012 11:45 AM

well, i don't know about the areola thing but looks like EVERYBODY agrees on the Stones here. if i wanted to see skull and bone artifacts i could visit any county museum in the state for 12 maybe 20 bucks at the most. these guys look terrible. and the "new" (again) greatest hits collection (gee, did not know michelle obama was a fan). if you've seen the stones once you've seen them a million times. here is really a band that has never re-invented themselves. can't believe the eickets sold so quickly. do yourself a favor, rent a video-save your money. and i love when people DEFEND them as being the band who defined rock and roll. so many more talented people in the business. and Jagger? Sexy? who would want to sleep with somebody who sleeps with so many people all over the world?? what a PIG!! be afraid of catching something......

Posted by union farm widow | November 28, 2012 9:42 PM

seeing the rolling stones live is a amazing experience.

Posted by catering winnipeg | July 5, 2013 4:11 PM

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