Posted in comedy | music on December 3, 2012

by Klaus Kinski and Joe Mande

Joe Mande

Joe Mande is a comedian and writer. He's been seen on Conan, Comedy Central, and VH1 Best Week Ever. He's also a writer for Parks and Recreation, Delocated, and the upcoming Kroll Show. He's also the brains behind the pitch-perfect project Look At This Fucking Hipster. When you're as brilliantly hilarious as Joe Mande, it's only a matter of time before you get sucked into Olde Man Los Angeles' bosom and have to leave NYC, which is precisely what he did recently much to the dismay of many people who love him, myself included.

I have been an avid fan of Mande since he was knee-high to a grasshopper and getting his start in the NYC comedy scene. There was a time where it seemed like you could catch him on a stage somewhere in this city at least 9-10 times a week. It is his simplest flourishes that kill me the most; for example, his twitter feed is the best. Among other tweet-skillz, he has a knack for re-tweeting the absolutely vapid and pointless horse-shit that a celebrity's pea-brain managed to fart out into cyberspace. And where else can you see a picture like this? I asked Joe for a Top Ten of 2012 list. The results, with accompanying YouTube videos, are below.

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TOP TEN RAP SONGS I DOWNLOADED FOR FREE OFF THE INTERNET IN 2012 by JOE MANDE
For some reason, the only music I listened to this year came from free mixtapes I downloaded from Datpiff.com. Here are my ten favorite mixtape songs of 2012 (in no particular order):

Good Pussy in Chicago - Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire

Soup Boys - Heems, Wild Water Kingdom

Check Me Out - Young Dro, Ralph Lauren Reefa

Experimental - Big Sean ft. Juicy J & King Chip, Detroit

Mirrors - Curren$y ft. Smoke DZA, Cigarette Boats

Walking Lick - Gucci Mane ft. Waka Flocka, Trap Back

Town Business - Kool A.D. ft. MondreM.A.N., Trackademicks, Dope G, 51

Larry Bird - Riff Raff, Summer of Surf

BBQ Brisket - Meyhem Lauren ft. Action Bronson, Respect the Fly Shit

Pop That Remix - Lil Poopy, Coke Ain't A Bad Word

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PREVIOUSLY: Fred Armisen's Top 10 albums of 2012
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Comments (15)

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Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 9:50 AM

This guy looks like Dr. Drew?

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 9:52 AM

Where's Grimes?

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 10:17 AM

He is the epitome of unfunny "alternative comedy". His stand-up is laugh-free. I've had to sit through his horeshit before at UCB.

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 10:34 AM

kind of shocked this dude listens to rap at all since 'Look at This Fucking Hipster' had such a one-note, one-dimensional attitude towards every african-american was featured

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 11:26 AM

Stay pissed, BV anons, stay pissed.

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 12:15 PM

Am I the only one who wants to punch this guy right in the fucking face?

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 12:22 PM

yeah lil poopy

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 12:33 PM

FUCk this guy! #230PST

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 12:59 PM

let's get it trending! #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST #230PST

Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2012 5:42 PM

THIRD EYE BLIND

Posted by Anonymous | December 4, 2012 8:56 AM

He gets paid to do stuff that makes you mad. What have you ever done? Not jack shit, probably.

Posted by nikita coltrane | December 4, 2012 4:18 PM

whoever this guy is, he has a really stupid looking face. would not bang.

Posted by Allie | December 23, 2012 3:31 PM

worst face ever!

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2012 4:38 PM

I used the omega for years, but I just got a champion last week

Posted by Brettly | May 23, 2013 3:05 AM

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