Posted in metal | music | tour dates on January 25, 2013

by Fred Pessaro // BBG

Goatwhore at Bowery Ballroom, Dec 2012 (more by Fred Pessaro // BBG)
Goatwhore
Commence thrash armageddon. Goatwhore and 3 Inches of Blood will tour this spring, logging a set of co-headlining, mostly-eastern North American dates. Support will come from favorites Revocation and Ramming Speed (who recently played NYC) at the tail-end of their trek, one of which will go down at Saint Vitus on April 29. Tickets are on sale.

Full tour dates for the springtime trek are below.

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Goatwhore

GOATWHORE, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD - 2013 TOUR DATES
04/10 Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (Goatwhore ONLY)
04/11 Kamloops, BC @ Level Night Club
04/12 Calgary, AB @ Gateway
04/13 Edmonton, AB @ Avenue Theatre
04/14 Regina, SK @ Exchange
04/15 Winnipeg, MB @ The Zoo Cabaret
04/16 Eau Claire, WI @ House Of Rock
04/17 Chicago, IL @ Reggie's
04/18 Columbus, OH @ Ace Of Cups
04/19 Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar
04/20 Worcester, MA @ Palladium / New England Metal Fest
04/21 Montreal, QC @ Les Foufounes Electriques
04/22 Quebec City, QC @ L'Agitee
04/24 Charlottetown, NB @ Hunter's Ale House
04/25 Fredericton, NB @ Lava Vodka Bar
04/26 Moncton, NB @ OC Nightclubv
04/27 Halifax, NS @ Michael's
04/28 Bucksport, ME @ The Kave*
04/29 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus*
04/30 Burlington, VT @ Nectar's*
05/01 Middletown, NY @ Sounds Asylum*
05/02 Rochester, NY @ Bug Jar*
05/03 Toronto, ON @ Opera House*
05/04 Cleveland, OH @ Now That's Class**
* w/ Revocation and Ramming Speed
**w/ Ramming Speed

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Comments (69)

BOB==D

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:51 PM

Wow! If that's not some grade A 100% genuine bullshit sausage music, nothing is!

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:52 PM

Im hoping for Llama opener

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:52 PM

THATS RIGHT, I FUCKED NAGBADGALADGIA

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:53 PM

i remember when these guys were supposed to be the next grizzly bear

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:54 PM

tiger tiger or 190 queensgate matey?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:55 PM

would

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:56 PM

beverly d'angelo or terri garr, who would you rather bang back in the day ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 2:58 PM

Im gonna be at this show with a red stretchy shirt...right after i hit bis and tris...

Posted by Ro | January 25, 2013 2:59 PM

The Brahams of our generation!

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:00 PM

ive got a rock in my pants!

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:01 PM

chicks!

Posted by Harper | January 25, 2013 3:03 PM

the only thing on my mind Gene, is PUSSY!

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:06 PM

pre party at cabrito

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:09 PM

Nothing brings the ladies out like a Goatwhore show.

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:09 PM

my dad met his, well, peter at one of their shows

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:11 PM

dexter from the offspring love the met bar

Posted by H | January 25, 2013 3:12 PM

too true

Posted by dexter | January 25, 2013 3:13 PM

watch out for ja ninjas man!

Posted by GROLSH!!!!!!!!! | January 25, 2013 3:15 PM

anyone know of any good glory holes in lower nyc?

Posted by stall baller | January 25, 2013 3:16 PM

Nothing brings the ladies out like a Ramming Speed show.

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:17 PM

l o l

g o a t w h o r e?

m o r e l i k e b a c k d o o r

a m i r i t e ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:17 PM

Gary from Deathcycle is stoked.

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:18 PM

i dont know what it is, but ill lick it

Posted by chris elliot | January 25, 2013 3:18 PM

these guys are softer than creed

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:20 PM

a man enters an elevator and sees a nice woman all dressed up for work. he asks her "can i smell your pussy?"

"NO YOU MAY NOT!" the woman angrily retorted

"oh, must be your feet"

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:21 PM

sellouts

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:22 PM

oink oink my good man

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:23 PM

If Gary from Deathcycle is there, I am going to kick his pussy ass!

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:24 PM

roses are red and violets are blue,
my love for you is growin

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:24 PM

anybody taping this show?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:24 PM

wtf?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:25 PM

why isn't this going to be at the MoMA?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:26 PM

Oh when you walk by every night
Talking sweet and looking fine
I get kind of hectic inside
Oh baby I'm so into you
Darling if you only knew
All the things that flow through my mind
But it's just a

[Chorus:]
Sweet sweet fantasy baby
When I close my eyes
You come and take me
On and on and on
It's so deep in my daydreams
But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby

Images of rapture

Creep into me slowly
As you're going to my head
And my heart beats faster
When you take me over
Time and time and time again
But it's just a

[Chorus]

I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend
My laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Feels like I'm dreaming but I'm not sleeping

It's just a

[Chorus]


Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:27 PM

where did the russian go from the pine barrons?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:30 PM

what was in the suitcase in pulp fiction ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:31 PM

why were they speaking english to each other on the bus in scarface?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:32 PM

why was there a ghost in 3 men an a baby?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:35 PM

pine barrens, idiot

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 3:47 PM

l o l

3 i n c h e s o f b l o o d ?

m o r e l i k e 3 i n c h e s o f s t u d

a m i r i t e ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 4:53 PM

3 inches of sausage for a goatwhore

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 5:07 PM

5:07- The only thing more pathetic than a troll is a latecomer to the trolling.

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 7:22 PM

^ And where exactly does commenting on the "more pathetic latecomer" fall?

l ц l z

u d u m b f u c k i n g s a u s a g e

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 7:28 PM

^ struck a nerve there.

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 8:23 PM

^ l ц l z

s o f u c k i n g d u m b

a m i r i t e ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2013 8:41 PM

Tough troll thinks he's clever but won't show up at DRI because he's scared he'll get his ass kicked
What a sad little troll

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2013 10:11 AM

^ The fact that I can even elicit this kind of ridiculous response from you?

☹ & 😢 & 😭

(what's actually sad)

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2013 8:00 PM

P.S. I live in Utah, u d u m b f u c k i n g s a u s a g e.

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2013 8:13 PM

And your "girlfriend" lives in Canada, right 8:13?

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2013 8:20 PM

NO, she lives in QUEBEC.

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2013 8:32 PM

C'mon 8:20/8:32. You know your Mom doesn't live in Canada.


She lives on my dick, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2013 11:17 PM

Yes, actually, she does.

Posted by 8:20 | January 28, 2013 12:02 AM

^ewwwwwwwww gross

Posted by Anonymous | January 28, 2013 12:39 AM

There's really nothing gross about it. Just two human beings doing what I paid them to do.

Posted by 8:20 | January 28, 2013 3:03 AM

these guys were the singapore chili crab before malaysian street food became all the rage

Posted by oar | January 28, 2013 1:05 PM

i wouldnt pay 1.09 to see this display of sausage

Posted by IRONBALLS MCGINTEY | January 28, 2013 1:09 PM

the night after this at BB Kings i'm going to see a spoon fall on the ground. fork in an oscillating fan is opening up!

Posted by nicko | January 28, 2013 1:10 PM

IT IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR MEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by AHMED | January 28, 2013 1:11 PM

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

Posted by SR | January 28, 2013 1:12 PM

l o l

g o a t w h o r e ?

m o r e l i k e b u t t w h o r e

a m i r i t e ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 28, 2013 3:59 PM

Goatwhore is boring and lame, their munchkin guitarist is a total douchebag

Posted by v | January 28, 2013 7:16 PM

Brooklyn Vegan prudes?

What was not safe for work?

The idea of nudity?

Posted by cartoon network arabic | March 13, 2013 8:30 PM

U.S Girls music plays in my house all day long. I can't get enough of them.

Posted by mbc3 | March 13, 2013 8:31 PM

why were they speaking english to each other on the bus in scarface?

Posted by Bumba | March 18, 2013 1:10 PM

i agree in because he's scared he'll get his ass kicked

Posted by Massagem | April 8, 2013 12:31 AM

I don't know if some chuckleheads are trying to start a Parquet Courts meme, but that's a great album. Give them your dough, and make these Strokes losers content living on their trust funds again.

Posted by medafile | April 14, 2013 9:34 PM

This is the music you listen to when you just want to scream.

Posted by mike | May 5, 2013 11:42 AM

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Posted by journaux francais | May 11, 2013 8:58 PM

This is way thrashier than most blackened death metal - for that I give 2 thumbs up

Posted by John B | June 26, 2013 2:15 AM

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