Posted in music on January 18, 2013

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The NY POST REPORTS:

The former Bushwick party girl who nearly took the rap for her boyfriend's drunken driving will be just fine -- if she can stay away from scandalous Brooklyn, her lawyer said yesterday.

Sophia Anderson -- who was in the car when ex-beau Daniel Sajewski drove his parents' Mercedes into the home of an elderly Long Island woman -- was granted "conditionally dismissed" charges in Riverhead court.

Now, she needs to stay out of trouble for six months -- a task she can achieve if she avoids the borough of booze and sin, said attorney John LoTurco.

"She's doing great . . . without the negative influences of Daniel and the allure of Brooklyn,'' LoTurco said, adding that Anderson is now living safely with her mom in Connecticut.

"The allure of Brooklyn was her boyfriend's circle of friends and the hipster lifestyle that was going on at that period of time -- the drinking, the drugging," LoTurco added.

The good-girl-turned-loft-dwelling-hipster was drunk when the car in which she was a passenger destroyed the home of a 96-year-old Huntington resident in May....

In other news, a Brooklyn boy has been arrested for making over 400 prank calls to 911.

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Comments (41)

Damn her! She copied my idea! I had the same vehicle covered in empty containers of Sabra!

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 6:54 PM

I knew those damn hipsters were trouble...

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 6:55 PM

If you go to the NY Post article and see her photo, it's clear this girl is no hipster. Imposter!

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:02 PM

She must be one of the few people that are ever influenced by anything coming out of Williamsburg.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:19 PM

she looks a dopey person that can be suckered into anything

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:24 PM

What is a hipster?

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:24 PM

This post is pure troll bait.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:25 PM

She ain't no hipster. She probably still likes Animal Collective.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:27 PM

This is ridiculous on multiple levels. For one...the accident happened in Long Island.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:29 PM

I heard she knew two members of Grizzly Bear, worked at Blue Bottle, had an appointment to look at a two bedroom in The Edge, once found a bag of Coke in the bathroom of Union Pool, sold boutique mayonnaise at the Flea Market, thought of herself as a creative type, met a Puerto Rican family when she was stuck on the L train for nearly twelve minutes, and hates Portlandia.

So sad she has to deal with this dumb crash thing. Maybe we can through a benefit?

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:35 PM

throw a benefit?

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 7:36 PM

rape and the kill her, or kill her and then rape her?

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 8:00 PM

This is really gay.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 8:14 PM

people really arent funny ont this site any more

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 8:50 PM

7:35 almost won except she got nervous with her wittiness and misspelled "throw." Better luck next time kiddo.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 9:11 PM

anyone see my dog? i think i left it at a show last week.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 9:30 PM

9:30 ftw

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 10:03 PM

Animals are for petting.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 10:04 PM

I have decided to hipster my life away.

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 10:52 PM

Isn't someone going to knit a hat from those aluminum cans?

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 10:53 PM

@10:53

Nope, they're gonna use the aluminum cans as an "existential collage".

Posted by Anonymous | January 18, 2013 10:58 PM

Back safely at mommy's in CT for now, no need to fear scene dilution from the likes of her.
It's great to be living under obama's sharia nanny state where vicious drunk drivers can literally dance on the graves of their victims while their families stand by helpless and prohibited from their Divine Right of Biblical Blood Vengeance.

Posted by Hipster Vegan | January 19, 2013 12:28 AM

Cleft chin

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 2:08 AM

When I hear the name "Brooklyn", I instantly have an adverse reaction...yet I've never been. I like beer, though...I still even bust out "Urban Discipline" from time to time. Does a hipster know they are a hipster? Should I take solace in knowing that I could easily destroy a loft full of them with a hammer? Would I want to do this? What if I am a hipster, and I just don't know it? Taint? Sausage?

Posted by Are you there GOD, it's me, Margaret | January 19, 2013 8:42 AM

Well, hipsters do suck.

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 9:13 AM

Looking at her picture, I'd say no way she's a hipster. Just a dumb party girl. They aren't the same thing as confusing as that may be to the NY Post.

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 9:16 AM

maybe in that pic she's wearing her "i'm not a hipster, trust me" disguise

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 10:20 AM

12:28 go back to Westboro

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 10:33 AM

look at the pic - she is NOT a fucking hipster

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 11:14 AM

she looks like Ingrid Michaelson

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 1:09 PM

8:50:Were people ever funny on this fucking site?

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 4:38 PM

Taco Time was funny

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 4:46 PM

I resent that Brooklyn and hipsters have become synonymous. When I moved here from Gstaad to start a band, Brooklyn was nothing. Now that people like me have made it great, we are all hipsters? We are just hip, that's all. Get used to it. And my trust fund prohibits me from buying a car and puts a cap on my boozing and drug use (no it's not knitted wiseguy though that's an idea).

Posted by Anonymous | January 19, 2013 11:53 PM

I Liked it better when it was "Crooklyn"

Posted by Anonymous | January 20, 2013 12:01 AM

exactly 10:20
she is dressed for court

Posted by Anonymous | January 20, 2013 12:31 AM

All this talk about the supposed hipsters in Brooklyn is funny. 3/4 of the young transplants aren't the hipsters of the early 2000s and prior, they're mostly wealthy college students, wealthy foreigners here briefly, and young professionals. Half of them dress like they were just photographed for the Sartorialist. Mostly just well to do people living in an area that the cool kids left already. They didn't want to work 60 hours a week just to live in a overpriced shithole loft in the middle of nowhere Bushwick. The wealthy kids don't have to live like that, so they're still here.

Posted by Anonymous | January 20, 2013 10:14 PM

I grew up in Williamsburg so none of you can say shit to me.

Posted by Anonymous | January 20, 2013 11:38 PM

"People really aren't funny on this site in general."


If there's truer words that have been posted on this site, they don't exist.

Posted by Anonymous | January 21, 2013 9:19 AM

I moved to Jersey City to avoid hipsters running into my house. Guess it was a good call.

Posted by Anonymous | January 22, 2013 10:07 AM

All I have to say is what the?

Posted by mike | May 21, 2013 10:25 PM

Real music speaks loudly.
That beat can't be beat. He'll yea. 

Posted by Stinnett | September 14, 2014 4:16 AM

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