Posted in metal | music | tour dates on January 3, 2013

AFE; file under brutal promo shots, houseplants
A Fucking Elephant

You had better have some big cojones to name your band A Fucking Elephant. The technical/progressive two-piece (bass/drums) are prepping to release their classily-titled Seven Inches of A Fucking Elephant, a two song effort that demonstrates the band's prowess as an instrumental powerhouse. At times AFE sound like they've studied the jaw-dropping skills of their recording engineer Colin Marston (the 7" was laid to tape at his A Thousand Caves studio) while others give glimpses of latter Bastard Noise. Stream that release in full below for the first time, get your copy via Nefarious Industries, and see themon the road at the dates below --  including at Public Assembly on Jan 20 with Hannibal Montana, Noxious Foxes and Multitudes. Advance tickets are on sale.

Speaking of Colin Marston, the multi-instrumentalist will be at Saint Vitus on Saturday (1/5) as part of Dysrhythmia's appearance with Wreck & Reference, Soren and Planning for Burial. Tickets are still available.


1/04/2013 Court Tavern - New Brunswick, NJ w/ Ex Wife, Holy City Zoo, Ovlov, Two Inch Astronaut
1/05/2013 JR's Bar - Philadelphia, PA w/ Church, No Strayer, Cadaveric Spasm, Elk Hunt
1/06/2013 The Cave - Chapel Hill, NC
1/07/2013 The Wormhole - Savannah, GA
1/08/2013 Backbooth - Orlando, FL w/ Bog Prophet, Infinite Earths
1/09/2013 House show - Tallahassee, FL
1/10/2013 The Squeaky Lizard - Ocean Springs, MS w/ Ostrov
1/11/2013 The Handlebar - Pensacola, FL w/ Ostrov, Slowpoke Rodriguez
1/12/2013 Ziggy's - Chattanooga, TN w/ Uncle Touchy, Dyess, The Best of Us
1/13/2013 90 Proof - Knoxville, TN w/ Cryptodira, FXZero, Lucid, Scent of Remains
1/14/2013 Ultra Lounge - Chicago, IL w/ Arbogast, Taken By The Sun, Noaidi
1/15/2013 Berkley Front - Detroit, MI w/ Coffin Feeder, Snakewing
1/16/2013 Annabell's Lounge - Akron, OH
1/17/2013 House show - Ithaca, NY w/ BRIAN!, Cerulean
1/18/2013 Home Towne Tavern - Ronkonkoma, NY w/ Bangladeafy, Resolution 15, Pluto & the 2012s
1/19/2013 Tuscan Café - Warwick, NY w/ Pigeon
1/20/2013 Public Assembly - Brooklyn, NY w/ Hannibal Montana, Noxious Foxes, Multitudes



Comments (14)

BV, wanna note these guys now for a worst band names of 2013 top 10 list?

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 3:00 PM

funky-shitty-jazz notes. Sounds like Dysrhythmia being played out of a crappy boombox falling down a flight of stairs.

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 3:47 PM

(during a visit to the zoo).
What should we name our band?
I dunno.
Holy shit. (pointing) Look, a fucking elephant!
That's a good name.
Holy shit?
No. A fucking elephant.
A fucking elephant?
Yeah! It's a great fucking name. Totally cool.
Yeah. Totally cool. Let's do it.

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 4:02 PM

Great band

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 4:08 PM

7.5 inches > 7 inches

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 5:03 PM

Dig their bro-duo-metal. Reminiscent of early Don Cab.

Posted by Eastern Anchors | January 3, 2013 5:04 PM

a fucking awesome

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 5:09 PM

This is fucking sweet.

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 5:17 PM

New Brunswick

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2013 5:24 PM

Wild record.
Wild live.
Wild dudes.

Posted by Evan Wilder | January 3, 2013 9:11 PM

I liked this better when it was called Lighting Bolt, Arab on Radar, AIDS Wolf, etc......

Boring unoriginal/carbon copy band is boring unoriginal/carbon copy band.

These sausages should've stayed in their Moms basement.


Posted by Anonymous | January 4, 2013 4:14 PM

Nice dude. Nobody fucking cares about your dumbass opinion. If you don't pay to go to this festival, none of us will be any worse for wear.

Posted by download charles | April 5, 2013 2:46 PM

Nice plant. I want one like that in my room.

Posted by catering winnipeg | June 26, 2013 6:47 PM

looks like a magical adventure

Posted by Slayton | September 11, 2014 6:40 AM

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