Posted in music on February 16, 2013

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This is the best promotion for the upcoming Black Keys album ever!

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2013 11:22 PM

this shit is so corny. fuck the black keys

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2013 11:36 PM

Girls like swarms of lizards right?

Posted by CJ | February 17, 2013 12:04 AM

More like Patrick Corny

Right

Posted by Duder | February 17, 2013 12:25 AM

I'm so confused. I feel so old and I'm not really that old at all.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 12:28 AM

Can someone translate it into English? I don't get it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 3:25 AM

Have they ever been seen together?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 4:24 AM

^ yes. I saw them together the other day. They were seated at the corner table at Mamouns comparing sizes of their baby carrots.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 4:54 AM

Why is BV wasting so much time on this ridiculous catfight?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 9:42 AM

because indie rock is over

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 10:02 AM

carney is 6'3". bieber is 5'7". carney would kick bieber's ass.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 10:29 AM

doesn't hide the fact that the Black Keys still suck

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 10:29 AM

Brooklyn TMZegan

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 11:09 AM

10:29am

Height doesn't mean shit.

"It's not the size of the man, it's the size of the fight in the man."

Besides that, the shorter fighter has the advantage:

Quicker, harder to hit and grab (if he ducks he's even shorter/harder to hit and grab), forces you to swing downwards, could trip you up, if he connects and knocks you down, he could jump on you and beat you more and you will most likely swing at air when you get up as he'll most likely be in crouch mode.

Posted by ! | February 17, 2013 11:21 AM

Suddenly everyone here is an expert on the physics of fighting? THAT is fucking hilarious.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 11:43 AM

9:42 - "...so much time..."? Really?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 12:10 PM

11:43am

Not hilarious, fact.

Name me one thing I said that's bullshit.

A smaller person is generally quicker - less weight to carry around.

A smaller person is harder to hit and grab - less to hit and grab.

It is a physical certainty that a 6'3" guy's punch will have to be made downward to hit a 5'7" opponent.

A taller person is generally clumsier than a shorter person thus can be tripped up.

A smaller person generally can do more than a taller person in a fight.

Posted by ! | February 17, 2013 12:22 PM

Stfu you herb

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 12:36 PM

herb gettin his short ass beat frequently.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 12:50 PM

this is definitely too much time to put into being annoyed at an innocent little Bieber.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 12:59 PM

most bieber fans will grow up eventually and start listening to black key's type bands

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 1:12 PM

stupid herbs

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 2:16 PM

Look at the bitch all bent out of shape that height don't mean shit in a fight.

You stfu.

Posted by ! | February 17, 2013 4:05 PM

A smaller man has distinct advantages when navigating around a crowd...

The other day, I was at a dinner party in North Williamsburg and there was this huge group all congregated around the hummus platter. I am 6 foot and I was trying to squeeze in, but found it difficult, but this shorter fellow snuck right in, grabbed a pita triangle, and scooped a big scoop with ease. I was slightly jealous...

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 5:36 PM

Everybody knows that Nano is the toughest member of the i P o d s.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2013 6:27 PM

small man, big mouth.

Posted by ian mackaye | February 17, 2013 7:38 PM

I can punch a guy with no reach several times in the face and I can kick him repeatedly in the nuts before he can get close enough to even land a punch on my weiner.....think about it shortie. Talls will win. Talls also make more $$$ than you pathetic short wankers.

Posted by Tall | February 17, 2013 9:12 PM

Yeah ok 9:12pm, you just showed you're a male bitch who goes for the nuts.

Andrew Carnegie was 5'3".

Bill Gates and Warren Buffett are 5'10".

You lose, tallie.

Posted by ! | February 17, 2013 10:22 PM

"male bitch"

that's redundant

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2013 12:00 AM

fucking children. grown the fuck up!

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2013 10:47 AM

Bieber Barfcore Fighting the Fightiest of Fights:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irrXoScKjvE

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2013 11:39 AM

this is upsetting

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2013 1:35 PM

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Posted by Michal | February 24, 2013 4:46 PM

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