Posted in music on February 14, 2013

by Andrew Sacher

Patrick Carney

You may remember that Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney was feuding with Justin Bieber after Patrick made a comment about him after the Grammys and the Biebs responded with a hate-tweet. Well Justin wasn't alone, because his faithful Beliebers have come to his support by also tweeting at Patrick Carney! Rolling Stone (via Daily Swarm) has done us the favor of posting "The 12 Funniest Tweets," all of which are Patrick Carney himself responding to the devastated fans. The one above is my personal favorite and some others are embedded below...

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Comments (55)

Why are 12 year olds on twitter?

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:11 PM

i mean, is anyone really on the black keys side in this? fake indie

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:14 PM

I hate The Black Keys but some of his responses are pretty funny.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:15 PM

yo grammys 4 for the best music, not ppl that have money..fuck u..

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:15 PM

why does he end everything with RT? what does that mean? is he saying "right?"

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:19 PM

Patrick Carney comes from rock royalty family. That is all.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:25 PM

3:14 yes. they make good music.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:26 PM

twitter sucks.

If Black Keys don't do it for money, then why are every one of their singles in a car commercial? Both of them can shut the fuck up and do us a favor.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:28 PM

2014 Grammy Awards

"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome The Black Keys with special guest Justin Bieber... (insert cheers and applause from vainglorious crowd)

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:28 PM

Bieber sucks, Black Keys suck, and Twitter is for douchebags.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:30 PM

I must say I still don't really understand twitter. All of the @'s and colons and RT's. Sometimes it just looks like some garbled form of slang that I can't decipher. And its never funny or insightful anyway.

And I'm not even and old fart.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:34 PM

3:34-I'm with you.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:43 PM

This is just what Patrick wants. MORE ATTENTION!

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:43 PM

What do these 2 clowns think they are? rappers?

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:51 PM

What's wrong with the Bl Keys? Not enough facial hair, no ironic T-shirts? More than 5 people have heard of them?

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 3:57 PM

In all honesty who even gives a fuck about the Grammy's?

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:24 PM

3:34 / 3:43 - thank god. i thought it was just me.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:25 PM

3:28 2014 grammys brilliant

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:26 PM

my respect for the black keys has actually increased marginally as a result of this incident

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:31 PM

I miss the good ol days... Biggie vs Tupac now that was a feud.. They didn't use Twitter like a couple of bitches. They wrote music and shot guns.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:32 PM

RT: Reply To? Ugh, whatever. Fuck you.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:38 PM

RT = Retweet.

As in he is quoting the original tweet.

#idiot

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:41 PM

4:41 is either 13 years old or has some kind of bullshit job in "New Media."

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 4:52 PM

Why are adults on twitter?

Posted by Mom | February 14, 2013 5:07 PM

Bieber fans have to be the most psychotic group of 14 year old girls out there. I'd be afraid if I were Patrick.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:15 PM

4:52, how can I get a bullshit job like that? I want to get paid to hashtag on my ass all day.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:19 PM

RT = Retweet.
As in he is quoting the original tweet.
#idiot

seriously go die somewhere. I'll tweet it and let the whole world know some asshole is dead.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:23 PM

twit war

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:29 PM

the two should get together under the brooklyn bridge and have a bitch slap fight.

The winner should be banished from the music industry

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:34 PM

I'm no Bieber fan but it's ironic that a boy is actually the bigger man in all of this. There's only one tweet on his twitter account about this whole affair yet Carney is posting everything in regards to it. Shows you how much of a blip Carney is on this kid's radar.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:34 PM

It means "Real Talk". Wiggaz say it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:43 PM

Even if his retweets are funny, let's put it into perspective... this is a grown-ass man allowing himself to get baited into a Twitter war with a bunch of 14 year old girls. I like the Black Keys, but he's looking like a jackass right about now.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 5:46 PM

Actually, after figuring out how to decipher these comments/responses... look at the last one - Bieber is the one still goading Carney. Carney is just nonchalantly responding one or two words to most of these tweets directed at him.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 6:07 PM

This is all just part of life's journey for a bluesman like Carney.

Let's not forget the Blind Willie McTell twitter feud with Judy Garland of '39.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 6:19 PM

If you ask me, they both kind of look like lesbians.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 6:34 PM

6:19, I am applauding you right now. Refreshing to actually see a clever joke on here for once.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2013 8:52 PM

@3:11, why is there anyone but 12 year olds on twitter?

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 12:53 AM

Yeah, I'm also fairly certain it means "Real Talk." But I guess we'll never know for sure.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 1:17 AM

fuck bieber Patrick could fuck him up and all the fans are just nosy and why do they give a fuck

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 1:31 AM

Was his grand pops Art Carney? That would be neato. I like The Black Keys because I only listen to Top 40. I'm Alternative! I'm a Dum Dum.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 2:20 AM

Oh yeah, I'm tough. I'm tough when barf's not flying at me.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 2:30 AM

love the fact when some of you type like you're right and typing all that good shit, you post it as anonymous, you pussies, at least stand by your comments with your name and not anonymous

Posted by noe guevara | February 15, 2013 3:39 AM

Interesting idea, about time the libraries branch out to different things

Posted by egypt radio | February 15, 2013 7:39 AM

Bieber too busy puffin endo to care about this chump

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 9:22 AM

3:39

You can name yourself whoever you want and post shit. Ain't going to matter.

Posted by Donald Duck | February 15, 2013 9:23 AM

Oh shit, now Donald Duck can't hide behind his comments. Only a matter of time before someone googles his name and gets his address.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 9:25 AM

Twitter is for narcissistic douchebags.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2013 10:22 AM

twitter is for lovers

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2013 1:42 AM

I'm too old...I can't figure out how to read tweets.

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2013 11:53 AM

It’s time for The Black Keys to step up to the plate. They should match Justin Bieber's donations dollar for dollar for the many causes he supports and funds. Now this would be epic. Let’s see what you’re made of boys. It’s time to take your kahunas out of your mouth and play ball or go home. Not so funny anymore is it? What do you have to say for yourselves now? Care to comment? No! Too bad! Oh, and by to way, to the entire Key fan base “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” Your tirades are without merit and The Keys silence speaks volumes to everyone.

Posted by MaryDtn9 | February 17, 2013 1:16 PM

Twitter is for narcissistic douchebags.

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Posted by Michal | February 24, 2013 4:45 PM

i respected The Black Keys as a band i don’t listen to them but i valued what they do.

Posted by melissa | March 22, 2013 3:01 AM

Plastic beiber ouch.

Posted by catering winnipeg | June 28, 2013 6:07 PM

Everlasting light has to be one of my favorite songs of all time

Posted by Drayton | September 17, 2014 12:03 PM

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