Posted in toys on March 21, 2013

by Fred Pessaro // BBG

Cobra Commander, with the double invisible oranges

Finally a kickstarter I can get behind! Help Cobra Commander rebuild his "non-profit organization COBRA" and its home base Cobra Island, which was sadly destroyed by the tyrants in GI Joe:

We are COBRA, a worldwide organization devoted to making advancements in science and defense technology.

Recently our home and secret base of operations was destroyed in an attack by the terrorist militia known as GI JOE.

So after discussing a plan of action with my colleagues DESTRO, DR. MINDBENDER, and our business analysts TOMAX and XAMOT, we reached the conclusion that we need $94 billion to fully restore COBRA ISLAND and the COBRA organization.



Help anyway you can at their Kickstarter (which isnt live yet), which currently has a goal of $21,474,836. For more details, consult the video below.




Comments (9)

wow that looks like something worth giving money to

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 5:12 PM

Yes. I was waiting for the baroness...

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 5:17 PM

Lady Jaye or Boroness?

That's the question ...

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 5:30 PM

Looks like Kickstarter are using 32 bit integers for their values and are correctly not using floats for cents.

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 5:36 PM

When i was a kid the baroness would give me hella wood!
Baroness = the reason i fuck with dark haired white bitches with glasses, who love to wear black.

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 5:39 PM

@539 I thought i was the only one! no joke.

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 6:17 PM

Amanda Palmer wannabe

Posted by Anonymous | March 21, 2013 6:47 PM

I am still baffled people donated millions of dollars to that wack, self-indulgent ukelele-playing bitch.

Posted by D | March 22, 2013 5:49 PM

Cobra Command needs some money to rebuild their island after a G.I. Joe attack. So they are going to KickStarter asking for help.

Posted by Braithwaite | September 23, 2014 11:11 AM

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