Posted in metal | music on August 20, 2013


Negative hardcore/raw punk band Hoax are gearing up for the release of their debut LP, featuring what will surely be a grip of all-new favorites for fans of the genre. No release date yet for the album, but you can stream "Anesthetize" and "Hide" from it below. Recommended.

UPDATE: Stream the LP in full now below

Hoax will lead off a positively stacked lineup of Crazy Spirit, Warthog and Pharmakon at 538 Johnson Wednesday night (Aug 21, more info here). Unmissable and all ages.

Streams below...




Comments (29)

I love live pinatas

Posted by Anonymous | August 20, 2013 3:19 PM

My cock smells like shit. I'm fat as fuck.

Posted by D | August 20, 2013 3:23 PM

These guys fucking suuuuuck

Posted by Anonymous | August 20, 2013 3:38 PM

^ Agreed. Their fake crazy singer needs a fucking beating.

Posted by D | August 20, 2013 3:44 PM

Loser music for knuckle draggers.

Posted by Anonymous | August 20, 2013 4:11 PM

"D" - Have you been to one of their shows. The singer would probably like that.

Posted by Anonymous | August 20, 2013 5:41 PM

I'm with D on this. Ric Flair wants his shtick back.

Posted by xTAINTx | August 20, 2013 6:21 PM


Posted by Anonymous | August 20, 2013 9:55 PM

5:41 No actually he wouldn't like that.

The guy is trying wayyyy too hard to be the next G.G. Allin.

Tell you what:

Tell him to literally eat shit like G.G. did. If he does that, I will take back what I wrote about him cuz he'd definitely be really crazy not a bald Sacha Baron Cohen of the hardcore punk scene.

Posted by D | August 21, 2013 12:38 AM

Just read this thing about GG Allin, "At first, people refused to believe that GG Allin could be dead...after all, he'd survived drug overdoses in the past...he'd also endured beatings, stabbings, blood poisoning several times and had always bounced back. But the truth sank in as the police came and then the ambulance took him away."

Fucking weird ass name of a website- just realized I went to it. So creapy

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2013 12:52 AM

GG was bonafide crazy. Hoax is an apt name for this band as the "singer" is just that.

GG died right here in NYC after a 1993 show at the long gone Gas Station which was a junkyard/art gallery/performance space at the northwest corner of Avenue B and East Second Street. He flipped out during his set, took off like a man on fire, and was found dead at hi brother Merle's apartment in Chinatown not too far from GS.

Posted by D | August 21, 2013 11:41 AM

When GG ate the shit was the entire audience gagging or trying not to throw up? I still can't fathom that.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2013 11:53 AM

^ yes. And sometimes he'd get beaten up by the audience at the same time. It was pretty wild.

Posted by xTAINTx | August 21, 2013 12:05 PM

"GG was bonafide crazy. Hoax is an apt name for this band as the "singer" is just that."


Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2013 12:25 PM


I had read about GG eating shit from an article about him in Maximum Rock 'N' Roll. In this article it says bouncers barged out of the club and dropped to the sidewalk vomiting in disgust.

He actually played NYU of all places and reportedly his "set" (or whatever you call it) ended within the first five minutes as he made a bee-line right at some random girl, knocked her glasses off, stepped on them, and I think grabbed and dragged her around a bit before taking off, or so I read. Total scumbag.

Posted by D | August 21, 2013 12:42 PM

Btw the Hoax singer would never literally eat shit which means he is not as looneytunes as he likes everyone to think he is. Yeah, I'm sure he'll tell you he would, but telling you he would and doing it are two entirely different things (cliche to say.)

Posted by D | August 21, 2013 12:48 PM

kud yes actually kud.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2013 11:51 PM

fake D, you should comment under the name "Please Kill Me" or "Wikipunk". you are obviously not D. fail.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2013 3:50 AM

these comments read like a bunch of 16 year old youtube punks. when are you gonna call them hipsters???

Posted by gary wrong | August 22, 2013 2:24 PM

does he do the bloody mic bashing at every gig?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2013 3:07 PM

good band. great dudes. solid live show as well.

Posted by cleveland | August 22, 2013 3:54 PM

Ha you all talk so much but do you live? Who's the posers? Get a job
Joe b Mpls

Posted by Joe UFO | September 15, 2013 2:21 PM

Excellent album w/ very cool packaging (album artwork, posters)! Most other crap out there pales in comparison to this...

Posted by Aaron | January 30, 2014 11:44 AM

This is their last album. They're breaking up at the end of this tour they're about to do.

Posted by William | February 7, 2014 7:22 AM

Will they be touring Europe before breaking up?

Posted by Erick | May 10, 2014 10:32 AM

He reminds me of an ACTOR... Edward from Twilight, even with his creepy demeanor he should have been able to score just based on that. Maybe it was the overwhelming queer vibe that he exhibits that prevented him from getting any...? And btw what 22 yr old guy would post all over Youtube that he's still a virgin? This is bullshi*t!! How can people buy into this crap?!? This dude is the worst actor I've ever seen... I bet he's hiding out in Holland with his boyfriend; where he was given a brand new identity & a crap load of cash by our dear old government.

Posted by Hanna | May 27, 2014 10:55 AM

The singer would probably like that.

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