Posted in music on December 16, 2013

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Nashville's Jeffrey Novak has had a busy year. His band Cheap Time released their new album, Exit Smiles via In the Red, and he made time for a solo album The Lemon Kid which came out last month on Trouble in Mind (stream it via Rdio). And when he wasn't releasing records he was touring. The dude never stops. For example, Cheap Time start their next tour in about a month, which hits NYC twice: February 22 at Union Pool (tickets) and February 23 at Mercury Lounge (tickets).

Novak is also a rabid musicologist who seemingly eats rock n' roll for breakfast and really, really knows his stuff. We've been asking artists for their 2013 Top 10 lists and, instead of a list of new albums, Jeffrey gave us "The Top Ten things about Lou Reed that everyone else seems to be overlooking after he died," complete with informative/entertaining commentary. Check that out -- with related streams and video -- below.


Jeffrey Novak's Top Ten things about Lou Reed that everyone else seems to be overlooking after he died:

10. Lou Reed's The Bells
I consistently tell people this is my favorite Lou Reed album. I think Berlin is his masterpiece, but The Bells is a pretty close 2nd. I only know one other person that even likes this album. This was the first album I bought for my girlfriend, who has great taste, but she said the A-side sounded like bad Billy Joel. Apart from "Disco Mystic," maybe I even agree with her. But like most great albums, it's the B-side that delivers the gold, mostly the 9 minute title track.


9. Lou Reed's re-recorded solo version of "I Can't Stand It"
I feel like I heard the crappy 80's remix of the Velvet Underground's version of "I Can't Stand It," from the 1985 VU compilation more than I ever hear Lou's first released version of the song off his 1972 solo debut album. The 72 version has it all: Shelley's name replaced with Candy, female backup singers on the chorus, and a better guitar solo from Steve Howe of Yes.


8. Lou Reed's co-writing credits on a Kiss album
I'm not much of a Kiss fan, but I am a big Bob Ezrin fan! And through that Bob Ezrin connection, Lou ended up co-writing 3 songs on Kiss' very forgotten 1981 album, Music from "The Elder." I've never bothered to hear this album after getting burned with Nils Lofgren's Nils and Nelson Slater's Wild Angel.

7. Lou Reed's performance in One Trick Pony
I've never seen One Trick Pony, but I really want to because it has Rip Torn in it. I'll watch anything with Rip Torn. What I have seen though, is a scene from One Trick Pony on Youtube with Lou playing a record producer giving Paul Simon a whole rap about how he could over-produce a song for him. I'm not sure if this is Lou's only scene in the movie.


6. Lou Reed's mullet hairdo.

This started at some point in the later 80's and came into full bloom around the time of the 1989 New York album and lasted until sometime before the 1993 Velvet Underground reunion.

5. Lou Reed's version of "Pale Blue Eyes," from Live: Take No Prisoners
As far as I'm concerned, "Pale Blue Eyes," is the greatest love song ever written, and while I think the version on the 1969 self-titled Velvet Underground LP is fine, Lou didn't really perfect the song until 9 years later on the Street Hassle tour where he recorded his best live LP and his definitive version of this song. According to Victor Bockris' book, Transformer, Lou was trying to get back together with his ex-girlfriend from college around that time, Shelley, after he'd just broken up with his boyfriend, Rachel. Apparently he was trying to get back together with her back in 69 when he recorded the original version as well, but the live version from 1978 really has all the despair and anguish you could ever ask for from Lou.


4. Lou Reed's Honda Scooter Commercials
"Hey! Don't settle for walking."


3. Lou Reed's performance in Get Crazy.
Get Crazy is director Allan Arkush's 1983 film based on his experiences working at the Fillmore West, before he started collaborating with Joe Dante and cutting trailers for Roger Corman. I've always thought of this film as an unofficial sequel to Arkush's Rock 'n' Roll High School. Lou essentially plays a character based on himself named Auden. By 83' Lou was already such a character of himself anyway, that it's beyond entertaining seeing him pull it off on screen. Plus the original soundtrack and the closing credits include one of his best songs of the 80's, "Little Sister," that not only makes reference to his own baby sister, Elizabeth, and his favorite author, Raymond Chandler, but also includes a great understated guitar solo from Robert Quine.


2. Lou Reed's weird untitled 23 second instrumental song/interlude only included on the original 1973 8-track of Berlin.
This song is mostly just a short piano piece apparently played by Allan Macmillan. It sort of sounds like Mike Oldfield's music for The Exorcist. It's been a long time since I've heard the 8-track version of Berlin. I don't even remember which songs this even fits between. I just loved how this short piece of music could make an already very special album that much more special on such an obsolete format.


1. Lou Reed's rendition of Francis Scott Key's classic, "The Star Spangled Banner," re-titled "America."
This track was recorded during the 1980 Growing Up In Public sessions, but only released on the 1992 box set, Between Thoughts And Expression. After years of wearing out Lou's solo and VU catalog, this song gets stuck in my head more than any other song he's done, especially when I'm out of the country and feeling more patriotic. John Cale mentions in his autobiography, What's Welsh For Zen, how Reed always pushed the upmost importance of the chorus, so of course, Lou was forced to add one to this chorus-less FSC tune. In doing so, he truly makes this song his own.




Comments (18)

Berlin is easily Lou Reed masterpiece

What an album....

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 12:43 PM

I look forward to this guy collaborating with The Pizza Underground.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 12:47 PM

get bent

Posted by blayne | December 16, 2013 1:07 PM

For all the shitty and over-posted "Lists" we have to sift through on this site each and every year, I think this is one of the most enjoyable and entertaining I've read. If only we could get through a series of comments that didn't also feature immature snark and sad attempts at humor.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 1:25 PM

Street Hassle is much better than The Bells, Dirt practically invented the genre of sludge rock - tho last 3 tracks of Bells undeniably great.

The Raven is vastly underrated. Ecstasy was his last great record-
check out the epic 20 minute droney feedback on Possum.

SSB/ America easily the worst thing he ever recorded.

Mullet? what was he thinking. awful.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 1:26 PM

Beavis and Butt-head raving at the "No Money Down" video should've easily been #1 on this list.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 3:25 PM

The '80s version of "I Can't Stand It" isn't really a remix, no original mix was ever released at the time it was recorded. Also, the version from the first album is terrible, but to each his own. Anyway good read, cool guy, kind of wondering how much we can call someone a musicologist these days when google does a lot of your work for you, but I'm nitpicking.

Posted by hhhjjjj | December 16, 2013 4:04 PM

He's also wrong about "Pale Blue Eyes", but I get the sense he really enjoys saying the thing that everyone loves sucks and this sort of crappier, lesser known version is better

Posted by hhhjjj | December 16, 2013 4:12 PM

100 versions better than TNP. Here's a great one Pete Townsend and Lou @ Joe's Pub a few years ago:

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 4:35 PM

Lou in the film "Blue In the Face" is also great:

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 5:07 PM

4:04 - The first version is "terrible"? Not to call you out on your opinion, but wtf?

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 6:59 PM

This website has one big giant hard on over Lou Reed's passing.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2013 8:20 PM

Fucking ponderous, even moreso than the exceedingly banal "Berlin." The only decent thing Reed ** EVER ** did solo is the live version of "The Original Wrapper" on "Saturday Night Live," look it up.

Novak is a goddamn hollow man and though it was at first curious and almost amusing he was trying to suck the blood from Kevin Ayers wine-soaked corpse, it quickly became pathetic.

Posted by Pretzel Mary | December 16, 2013 11:48 PM

what does that mean Pretzel Mary?

Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2013 12:13 AM

Steve Howe's solo better than Sterling Morrison's? I'd have to disagree. Howe is generally regarded as more instrumentally disciplined but Morrison's creative soloing is among the most underrated and that includes I Can't Stand It. Howe never had the same soul of guitar playing Morrison did.

Posted by steve | December 17, 2013 1:12 AM

"Little Sister"'s is and will always be one of the most inspiring pieces ever!! I know it is simple, but there is something on it different, special...

Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2013 7:35 AM

Jeff rules.

More people should suck wineblood from Ayers, these are insane times.

Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2013 11:32 AM

larry mullen jr- do you remember the city lights of Portland Oregon-all I think of is Paris and LA,lets go for a whirl baby,I want the sky line in my view,this time bring my convertible Mercedes,I'd be much obliged to be wheeling around with you,lets party,don't make me forget.

Posted by Rattan | October 29, 2014 4:19 PM

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