Posted in metal | music | tour dates on January 2, 2014

by Doug Moore

Coliseum @ the Acheron, 2013 (more by Fred Pessaro)
Coliseum

Shape-shifting punks Coliseum have announced a one-off NYC date happening on January 31 at Saint Vitus. Local boys Primitive Weapons and Tidal Arms will provide support; tickets are on sale.

A few days later on 2/4, Coliseum will be releasing a digital-only live album via their Bandcamp. The recording captures their 2013 Fun Fun Fun Fest Nites set at Red 7 alongside True Widow and Pelican, whose guitarist Trevor de Brauw joined the band onstage for their rendition of "Fuzzbang" from their 2013 LP, Sister Faith (out now on Temporary Residence).

Speaking of Temporary Residence and Saint Vitus, Young Widows just announced a two-night stand happening at the venue just a few days before the Coliseum show.

Get a sense of what to expect by checking out some live video of Coliseum's BK show at Acheron from 2013 below...

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Comments (30)

Happy new year, sausages!

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 2:26 PM

SVGH
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Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 3:15 PM

Here's a new year's resolution: move out of your parents' basement

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 7:05 PM

Here's a tip for you sausages - if you see a bunch of guys sticking their peepees in a hole in the bathroom wall, you're on the wrong side of the wall.

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 7:38 PM

The pose of the guy on the right is known as the, 'St. Vitus Heisman'.

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 8:19 PM

Coliseum the band, not to be confused with the Sayreville NJ gay bar

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 8:59 PM

^ funny I thought all of NJ was gay

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:05 PM

"Coliseum the band, not to be confused with the Sayreville NJ gay bar"

Right, because everyone was thinking "Huh, I can't believe a gay bar in New Jersey is releasing a digital only live EP".

You. Fucking. Immature. Jizz. Bag.

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:11 PM

^he's so mad

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:32 PM

9:11 you've got only 5 more minutes until I get that pie for free, so chop chop

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:36 PM

9:11 is a joke

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:51 PM

Let's cut to chase. All evidence suggests, this 'Coliseum' band chugs cock. Are we all somehow wrong?

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:56 PM

I have a shaved head, a big bushy beard and wear camouflage cargo shorts 365 days a year, would I like this band? I'm looking for new tunes to play in my delivery van.

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 9:59 PM

Brooklyn Vegan, where awful hipster comedians test out their shitty material for "just for giggles" night at the bar.

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 10:05 PM

^ hit a nerve there, did they?

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 10:19 PM

Haha sausages

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 10:36 PM

I got my weewee sucked by a husky top at a Colosseum show. A++++ Will come agin!

Posted by Anonymous | January 2, 2014 11:52 PM

^ Thank you for patronizing our glory hole, glad you enjoyed it!

In sausage we trust!

Posted by Saint Vitus | January 3, 2014 12:34 AM

I believe "Colosseum" is the more historically accurate Latin spelling

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:47 AM

^ Yeah, they probably meant "Colon-semen".

Dumb as fuck sausages can't spell for shit, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 1:51 AM

this band is crap

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 2:30 AM

Yes, this band is crap.

Also; a digital-only live LP is not an LP. An LP is a vinyl record (or vinyls if you will.) Call it a live digital release or something like that.

-The IpODS.

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 8:54 AM

^ J'ACCUSE!

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 10:11 AM

I see that sausage vitus glory hole amirite guy lost his job again over the holidays

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:00 PM

^
a m i r i t e ?

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:01 PM

9:59 wins the internet

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:02 PM

Nothing like a swollen sausage, ain't that right Zeke?

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:08 PM

are these guys scarwy?

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:13 PM

these guys are the Tofurky of sausages with an aftertaste of Soyrizo!

Posted by Anonymous | January 3, 2014 12:41 PM

9:59 wins the internet

Posted by free ads | January 7, 2014 12:55 PM

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