Posted in metal | music | tour dates on February 11, 2014

by Doug Moore

Coffins

May is always a good time of year for North American metal tours. Maryland Deathfest brings a lot of international bands into the States, and many of them elect to spend some time on the road before or after the festival once they're on American soil. This year's crop already includes the likes of Ulcerate and Cripple Bastards.

The excellent Japanese death/doom crew Coffins are on board for a brief pre-MDF US tour now as well. They're only playing four pre-MDF dates (all with Bones), and one of them is a NYC stop at Saint Vitus on 5/20, with Seven Sisters of Sleep and Ilsa in support. No tickets on sale yet, but keep an eye out.

Coffins have appeared at MDF before, and their live set is considerably more devastating than their studio material. Stream their latest album (2013's The Fleshlands) in full and check out all of their North American dates below...

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Coffins -- 2014 Tour Dates
5/18/2014 Reggie's - Chicago, IL w/ Bones
5/19/2014 Now That's Class - Cleveland, OH w/ Bones
5/20/2014 Saint Vitus Bar - Brooklyn, NY w/ Bones
5/21/2014 Kung Fu Knife Shop - Philadelphia, PA w/ Bones
5/22/2014 Maryland Deathfest - Baltimore, MD

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Comments (100)

the guy on the right is giving his best "blue steel"

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 11:14 AM

in japan this subculture is known as "sausagu"

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 11:17 AM

I know the short guy in the front from "White Collar." Great show!

Posted by xTAINTx | February 11, 2014 11:28 AM

ソーセージ

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 2:00 PM

lol@this clown shit. are wispy asymmetrical beards on foreign sausages a thing?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 2:17 PM

^ was funnier the first time in the article about Jon Chang. Diminishing returns from here on out. Try again.

Posted by xTAINTx | February 11, 2014 2:17 PM

十分なフェア。自分の誤りを認めます。

Posted by xTAINTx | February 11, 2014 2:46 PM

"Re rove ru rong time een saint virus gory hoer!"

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 2:49 PM

十分に近い

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 2:51 PM

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) <( Sausage.)

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 5:49 PM

The guy who has a hard-on for "sausages" cannot have a job, right? How many years has he been posting the same lame-brained , unfunny comments? Listen buddy, its time. Move on. Get a hobby. A girlfriend. Some fresh air.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 6:58 PM

^ You sound....upset.

You are, aren't you?

L U L Z, what a fuckin' Faggot.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 7:19 PM

^I'm living well. Does calling me a faggot make you feel good? You're really pathetic. I pity you. Maybe one day you'll find happiness. Until then, enjoy your sad little life troll.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 7:36 PM

^ L U L Z

Cry more, faggot!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 7:43 PM

"Cry more, faggot!"

Wow, you're a tough guy.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 7:56 PM

^ Seriously, I'll beat your ass anytime, anywhere. Just name the time and place. assuming you actually live anywhere near NY.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 7:59 PM

P U S S Y F I G H T

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:05 PM

You sound upset, 7:59.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:08 PM

and what kind of a job can 7:59 have that he can meet up to beat someone's ass "anytime, anywhere."

What a loser you're painting yourself out to be.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:13 PM

Hey 7:59 - Meet me in the St. Vitus rest room at midnight tonight. I'm going to fuck your mouth you little sausage man-child.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:15 PM

I bet 7:59 listens to Madball and cruises by rest stops in search of young boys.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:16 PM

Does it bother you sausages that I can get to you but you can't get to me?

L U L Z, it does, doesn't it?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:18 PM

Who are you even talking to 8:18? Imaginary enemies? You suffering from PTSD?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:20 PM

^ L U L Z, I'll take that as a "yes" then.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:22 PM

Where do you work, 7:59?

I pick there as the place.

I'll show up anytime you pick for that "ass beating."

As long as it's before 6AM and after 4PM.

Because, I HAVE A JOB!

Posted by 7:56PM | February 11, 2014 8:25 PM

Take what you can get 8:22, right?
Troll on!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:25 PM

^ OMG, these replies are too fucking hilarious! It's 2014! Seriously, how do you faggots even exist?!?

*wiping tears of laughter from my eyes*

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:30 PM

S A U S A G E F I G H T

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:32 PM

lol@8:25bragging he has a job delivering pizza

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:34 PM

It's not tears of laughter that you're wiping from of your eyes, 8:30. It's really your stepfather's cum.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:34 PM

Who invited you, 8:30?
Leave us alone on this antiquated comment section. Go back to reddit and just leave us alone.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:36 PM

lol@8:25 making the same tired joke.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:37 PM

OMG, I must be a fucking anthropologist!!! This shit is unreal!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:37 PM

Leave 8:25 alone. Tell him it was funny. Say you were lol'ing with him, not at him. He's very sensitive.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:38 PM

lol@8:25 nailing it

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:38 PM

LEAVE US ALONE 8:37! We don't want to know about your modern ways!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:39 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:40 PM

I'll beat your ass 8:40! Any place, anytime.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:42 PM

sausages tears

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:43 PM

I didn't see the "pizza delivery guy" joke coming at 8:34. Where ever did you come up with that original witticism?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:43 PM

HEY SAUSAGE!!! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:44 PM

That's it! I'm beating you too 8:34. Name the time and place. I just hope there's no conflict with the time 8:40 or 7:56 picks, because then I'm going to have to reschedule somebody. And I hate rescheduling things.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:45 PM

"Who invited you, 8:30? Leave us alone on this antiquated comment section. Go back to reddit and just leave us alone."

^ *sigh* This almost makes me feel sorry for you clueless sausage retards.

Almost.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:48 PM

That's it! 8:48! You just signed on the dotted line for your ass beating. Where do you work? Where do you work? I'm showing up to beat your ass!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:51 PM

8:48 has sooooooooooo many other options, yet he hangs here with us sausages. How sweet. Thank you, cupcake!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:52 PM

^ I do Gods work on the anonymous internet. Obviously.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:53 PM

Yeah, 8:48. Clue us in to where the intelligentsia gather on the interwebs? I'll wait.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:55 PM

I farted blood on a pizza once.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:58 PM

^ Not uncommon or unheard of in sausage circles.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 8:58 PM

The ol' kitchens hot tonight!!!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:01 PM

toasting in epic bread!

Posted by /b/ (4chan) | February 11, 2014 9:02 PM

Could bv sponsor a troyle rumble?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:04 PM

^ Are you implying I'm not just BV getting his jollies by click baiting?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:08 PM

***WARNING***

Comment section filled with poop-smeared MORONS!

Posted by ***READ THIS*** | February 11, 2014 9:08 PM

Okay, ***Read This***. I'm going to try to pencil you in next Thursday for your ass beating. Please let me know if that works. I'm still waiting for some others to get back to me with their ass beating times.

And is it okay if I call you a "faggot." That's my go-to insult. Thank you.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:12 PM

Yeah, but the Coffins are a great band though, right?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:13 PM

"Oh, I drive traffic. Motherfucka, I DRIVE dat shit. Niggas call me Ryan Gosling, nawutimeen?!?"

-BV

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:15 PM

Ahhhhh-haaaaaa you're in the comment section ***READ THIS***.
Who's the poop-smeared MORON (P.S.M.) now?
Talk about poop on your face!

Talk about it.

In detail.

I'm unbuckling!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:15 PM

If we could get video of one honest to god pussyfight, all these years of trolling would really pay off. Agreed, scarves and sausages?

Posted by xTAINTx | February 11, 2014 9:15 PM

It is ok if I call you a "faggot" though, 9:12. The universe allows it. Faggot. Cunt.

И ┃ G G E R.


See?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:19 PM

Shut up, xTaintx.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:20 PM

enjoying this

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:21 PM

Cool ranch dorito crumbs on your grimy balls.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:22 PM

I'll beat your ass, 9:15.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:22 PM

Now, when can I pencil you in for your ass beating, 9:19, you faggot?


Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:24 PM

Shows what you know, 9:22. Asswipe.

Spicy Sweet Chili master race reporting in.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:24 PM

s t i l l w a i t i n g

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:24 PM

Me too 9:21. And to think, I was going to wash my dishes!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:25 PM

What are you waiting for 9:24? This is where it is. Here is where it's at.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:26 PM

yeah fuck that shit 9:25. this is so much better

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:27 PM

9:24's waiting for my dick.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:32 PM

Dude, you're holding onto a boner since 2012?
What a fag.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:42 PM

^ June 13, 2012 9:55 PM

Seriously, deep down I really love you guys.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:43 PM

You've been trolling the metal comments section since 2012, 9:43? You are a fag.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:46 PM

^ Ok.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:47 PM

@9:47 I hope you can find some closure and move on with your life, man.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:49 PM

^ Nah, I'm good.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:51 PM

Dude, you're visiting comment sections from 2012, you are far from good.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:54 PM

^ 2012? You insult me.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:55 PM

Ha ha, beat you over here!

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 9:57 PM

Has anyone seen the new Domino's commercial where the working are talking about how they so much more than make and deliver pizzas? I lost it talking about these comments when I saw it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 10:08 PM

^ Yeah, too funny.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 10:11 PM

***OFFICIAL BROOKLYN VEGAN NOTICE***

Anyone who leaves a comment after this one is officially a Sausage Felching Piece of CRAP!

Posted by ***READ NOW*** | February 11, 2014 10:13 PM

^ I'm game if you are.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 10:15 PM

CHAIN LETTER HORSESHIT

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 10:25 PM

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2012/06/whitehorse_play.html

^ I have to admit I used to be a much better troll. I've gotten so lazy as of late.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 10:26 PM

"Buckeye Felcher"

I don't know if it's an improvement or not but I like it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 10:48 PM

buckeye's OG name was The Flyover Felcher

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 11:11 PM

Oh shit! Turns out the bass player in this band is a genuine hedge fund manager!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!!!!? N O M O R E W A I T I N G ? ? ?

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 11:27 PM

I like the new album. Sounds like early Carcass mixed with middle-era Entombed -- a fine pork link pedigree.

PS to the editor, the tour venue in Philadelphia is Kung Fu Necktie, not Kung Fu Knife Shop.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 11:30 PM

Nice try, 11:27.

Posted by Anonymous | February 12, 2014 12:33 AM

"The Flyover Felcher" & date/time dubs?

Consider it memed, my friend.

Posted by Anonymous | February 12, 2014 1:30 AM

This is now a Boxxy Thread.

Posted by 4chan/b/ | February 12, 2014 5:38 AM

^ That's not Doge.

To the moon!

Posted by Anonymous | February 12, 2014 11:22 AM

love this band but i thought the new album was a bit of a letdown after 'buried death'

Posted by Anonymous | February 12, 2014 11:24 AM

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