Posted in music on February 19, 2014

Conor oberst

"Conor claims Joanie's just an embittered superfan, who gushed about him and Bright Eyes as recently as January 2013 -- writing about how the last time she saw Conor in concert is her best memory ever. She even listed "Bright Eyes" as her favorite band on Facebook." [TMZ]

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Comments (63)

Come on BV, don't keep going down this shitty path of tabloid-news.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:19 PM

This guy couldn't even rape his own hand.

I actually feel bad for the dude. Hate his music, but hate lying psychopaths more.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:21 PM

I'm gonna sue this whiny bitch for ear rape. I think I have a compelling case.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:30 PM

Jesus Christ...even TMZ is covering this now?

They probably had no idea who he was before this started.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:32 PM

The iPods

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:33 PM

Is this the point in time where Conor Oberst becomes finally becomes Bob Dylan? If so, I blame TMZ.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:35 PM

rip frank grimes

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:38 PM

rape eyes new band

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:38 PM

Is he a Cossack? Is she Alfie Singer's grandmother?

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:45 PM

If Conor becomes mainstream famous his songs will turn to shit. Stay on the Pitchfork/Stereogum/Brooklyn Vegan side Conny!

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:50 PM

Please make Fevers and Mirrors 2.0.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 9:52 PM

raping ears, raping vaginas, raping wallets.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 10:01 PM

the tmz pic is hilarious. all bloated with a bowl cut. looks way more rapery. still a little rapery here, though. mildy rapery.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 10:03 PM

Dude is raping me right now with those piercing hazel eyes

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 10:18 PM

brown eye

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 10:22 PM

Motherfucker needs to have Michael Showalter play his grabby ass in a biopic!

Accuser played by Meredith Baxter Birney!

MAKE THIS HAPPEN, LIFETIME!!!

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 11:05 PM

ASSWIPE SOMEBODY YOU DIES!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 11:14 PM

Hey, victims are victims because they did something wrong, so don't get all wobbly on this.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 11:17 PM

When your shirt looks like an ascot you deserve whatever the fuck you get, creep!

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 11:46 PM

mike gordon > conor oberst

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 11:49 PM

WHAT KIND OF LIN$ANITY IS THIS?????

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2014 11:51 PM

can someone on BV tell me what band you like that is better than Bright Eyes or Monsters of Folk?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:00 AM

You know who used to sue his accusers? Lance Armstrong #bigboytalk

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:02 AM

THIS RAPIST HAS THE AUDACITY TO PUNISH THE VICTIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:03 AM

12:00 - Goo Goo Dolls, Avril LaShit

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:06 AM

12:00 Jah-cuzzi Boyz mon

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:09 AM

***IMPORTANT COMMENT***

He isn't just accused of rape, he is accused of BUTT RAPE!!!

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:12 AM

^^^^^ Even if he sues and wins, he is still guilty in the eyes of Brooklyn Vegan commenters.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:13 AM

Then Connor said, "call the cops, I'll just rape them too!"

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:56 AM

Ha Ha His career is ruined! Any search of him now comes up that he was accused of rape! Ha. Every article must mention rape now! Ha! Rape Rape rape, that all any ome can talk about when CONNOE R OBURST cumes up in the conversation!!! HAHAHA

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 3:24 AM

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Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 3:24 AM

Ridiculous accusations when you think about the piles of gash that get thrown at this dude on the reg. I met him once and bitches were all over him, even though he was there with some Brazilian model or something equally ridiculously hot.

Point is, the idea he has to take it is just insane. Like accusing Jay-Z of stealing someone's lunch money.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 3:36 AM

the logic in the above comment is no good. the idea that rape happens due to a lack of willing participants is just dumb. some people like taking it. they may not "have" to, but they "want" to anyway.

Posted by anon | February 20, 2014 6:15 AM

6:15 - said like a true rapist.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 7:03 AM

I think Connor's innocence was revealed when he said, "I didn't rape her but I will rape anyone who gets in my way of not being a rapist."

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 7:06 AM

Is it possible to rape a robust hummus platter?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 7:48 AM

Has he come out yet, or is he waiting for some special invitation?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 8:53 AM

He's really damned if you do damned if you don't at this point.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 8:56 AM

Make her pay, Conor! $ue her in the a$$.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 9:18 AM

That's how cats look in pictures. Cats are predators. See the connection?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 9:43 AM

3:24 is 17 3/4

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 9:54 AM

Do they only have one picture of this rapist? Because he looks very suspect in it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 10:11 AM

954 counted how many times FRANK HAINES appears

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 10:12 AM

Maybe he's not a rapist, but he is a major asshole. Hate his "music" too, hate it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 10:58 AM

he looks gay. so why would he rape a woman?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 11:03 AM

@11:03 I bet it was rape similar to the one depicted in the movie irreversible, where the gay guy does a booty rape because he's gay.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 11:06 AM

3:36- your comment has been disregarded as you said "on the reg". You could have written words that would have would have made Oscar Wilde envious and I wouldn't give a shit.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 11:24 AM

Conor Oberst, as the accused, you are entitled to a trial by jury of BV commentators.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:10 PM

it will settle for an undisclosed sum, which will actually be code for 'sex'

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 12:52 PM

Hey 11:24, 3:36 here. Darn, I was totally looking to be taken seriously with that post. You have cut me to the core, sir.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 1:43 PM

AND HE SAID CALL THE COPS ILL JUST RAPE THEM TOO

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 1:48 PM

He should hire Kobe Bryant's attorney.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 2:09 PM

Super reluctant to speculate on something like this... But the woman has Desaparecidos listed as one of her favorite bands on MySpace.com, like right now. It's still there. That's a little suspect.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 3:53 PM

That's probably because she hasn't updated her Myspace since 2003.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 4:34 PM

True

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 4:46 PM

I feel bad for Oberst....too many psychopaths out there.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 5:32 PM

Was it really Butt Rape?

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 5:50 PM

Creep photo. The eyes of a rapist staring right at me.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 5:54 PM

First he rapes her physically, now legally. That poor humiliated girl.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 5:56 PM

I would let him rape me.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 6:50 PM

fuck all of these rape jokes. guilty people sue, have some shit to prove. innocent people issue their own pr statements and apologize to the accuser, regard rape as a serious matter, and recognize that even if this girl isn't a victim of him, she's a victim of something. this is not a classy move. i don't think much of him anymore. terrible.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 8:17 PM

that photo looks more like ryan adams

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2014 8:25 PM

"guilty people sue, have some shit to prove. innocent people issue their own pr statements and apologize to the accuser, regard rape as a serious matter, and recognize that even if this girl isn't a victim of him, she's a victim of something."

I didn't think it was possible to be this retarded.

Posted by N | February 26, 2014 2:17 AM

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