Posted in metal | music | tour dates on February 7, 2014

By Doug Moore

Triptykon - Melana Chasmata album cover
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Triptykon, Tom G. Warrior's post-Celtic Frost concern, have announced the details for their second full-length album. It'll be entitled Melana Chasmata, it'll run for about 70 minuts, and it will come out in the States on April 15 -- just in time for everyone to spin it for a month before the band's Maryland Deathfest appearance. Check out the track listing below. That's Alien creature creator and longtime Celtic Frost/Triptykon collaborator H.R. Giger's cover art above. Unsurprisingly, it looks like it's made of dicks.

Prog-metal pioneers Cynic are streaming their new album, Kindly Bent to Free Us, via Pitchfork. It picks up big time in its second half, if you ask me.

New-school black metallers Vattnet Viskar will be touring with Vaporizer in March on their way to SXSW. They'll hit NYC on 3/3 at the Acheron; locals Pyrrhon (my band) will be on the bill as well. All tour dates are listed below.

Powerviolence legends Despise You have added a second NYC show on the day before their previously-announced April 5 appearance. The April 4 edition will take place at The Silent Barn; it'll also feature the new NYC-based iteration of Magrudergrind, as well as Backslider and Grudges.

It's kind of a slow weekend for shows, but there are three sweet events on Sunday (2/9): Pissed Jeans / Purling Hiss / Pampers at the Knitting Factory (tix), Psalm Zero / Yautja / Geryon / Kevin Hufnagel at the Acheron (tix), and Deep Swell / Kings Destroy / The Brought Low at Saint Vitus (tix). Keep an eye on our awesome NYC metal calendar for the latest. It rules.

From the IO department: we debuted music by Dephosphorus and Soreption, and took a careful look at new jams by Impure Wilhelmina, Drudkh, & Winterfylleth. We also spoke to Steve Tucker of Warfather and two members of the underrated and sadly defunct Babylon Whores. We also gave you the week in notable metal releases, and the gave away some tickets to see Amon Amarth, Enslaved, and Skeletonwitch (courtesy of Ticketmaster) via our East Village Radio show. Tune in every Tuesday at 10pm for more giveaways, guests, and brand new metal jams.

Check out the Triptykon track listing and the Vattnet Viskar/Vaporizer tour dates below. Anything else?

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Triptykon - Melana Chasmata track listing
1. Tree Of Suffocating Souls
2. Boleskine House
3. Altar Of Deceit
4. Breathing
5. Aurorae
6. Demon Pact
7. In The Sleep Of Death
8. Black Snow
9. Waiting

Vattnet Viskar / Vaporizer tour dates
3/1 New Bedford, MA - No Problemo
3/2 Northampton, MA - Elevens
3/3 New York, NY - Acheron
3/4 Rochester, NY - Bug Jar
3/5 Buffalo, NY - Forvm
3/6 Pittsburgh, PA - Garfield Artworks
3/7 Cleveland, OH - Now That's Class
3/8 Grand Rapids, MI - Death House
3/9 Chicago, IL - Livewire Lounge
3/10 Saint Louis, MO - Fubar
3/11 Bryant, AK - M.F Metal Music
3/12 Fort Worth, TX - Tomcats West

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Comments (39)

I think "sausage roundup" is a better title for these entries. Thanks.

Posted by Anonymous | February 7, 2014 3:56 PM

if you think that geiger looks like dicks..you should see the one thatwas inside frankenchrist

Posted by Anonymous | February 7, 2014 4:09 PM

3:56: Why would they want to name something after what you receive every night?

Posted by Anonymous | February 7, 2014 4:29 PM

i like sausage

Posted by Anonymous | February 7, 2014 5:03 PM

Sausage Roundup .... I like it! Lemme run it by Sacher

Posted by BV | February 7, 2014 5:05 PM

Dig the Geiger sleeve

Posted by Anonymous | February 7, 2014 5:52 PM

What the fuck are those, brass pelicans? Fucking sausages, just SMH.

Posted by Anonymous | February 8, 2014 10:45 PM

Im not a fan of this kind of music but they have exotic and great videos, that makes them at least cool.

Posted by Sandra Dyche | February 9, 2014 7:32 AM

Tom G. Sausage

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 1:04 PM

Sausage sausage sausage. Pay attention to me!!! Sausage sausage sausage. Why is no one paying attention to me?!!!! I've got nothing in my life except commenting about sausages on every metal or hardcore related post on BV!!! Please validate me!!!! Sausage sausage sausage!!!!

Posted by Sausage | February 9, 2014 2:22 PM

^ grr so angry

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 2:35 PM

2:22 is one steamed sausage!

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 2:49 PM

Sausage sausage. Saint Vitus glory hole. Sausage sausage sausage. I'm snarky and people care what I think dammit!!! Sausage sausage sausage. Saint Vitus glory hole. Sausage sausage sausage. I'll be back in an hour to post something else about sausage because that's how I spend my entire day. Did I mention sausage? What about the glory hole at Saint Vitus? Sausage sausage sausage! Saint Vitus glory hole! Why won't someone validate me?!!!!!

Posted by Sausage | February 9, 2014 2:58 PM

Whoa. Looks like we broke 2:22/2:58.


Sausage L U L Z, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 4:15 PM

Serious question: is there really a glory hole at the Saint Vitus bar? I'm not sure but I think I might like to try and see it, if it's really there. Would anyone there frown upon someone taking a few photos? Not of the guys there or anything but of the hole itself?

Posted by Daniel Berlinski | February 9, 2014 5:03 PM

s t i l l w a i t i n g

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 5:50 PM

Wow, this sausage is veering perilously close to D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket.

Just what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? LOL

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 6:10 PM

lol@buckeye having a full blown meltdown itt

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 7:29 PM

Ah, good ol' H. R. Giger. The prototypical edgy sausage with his ad nauseam repetition and man-childlike fascination with steamy "dark" phallic imagery. At least you sausages will always have Killer Condom to look back on fondly.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 7:57 PM

o noz. we broke buckeye

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 8:14 PM

the great sausage schism of 2014

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 8:22 PM

the anonymous internet

destroyer of souls

pray 4 buckeye

least ye B rickrolled

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 8:29 PM

chill bros, sundays are big pizza days and by the time sausages get off the library is closed (so no free internet until monday). no worries, buckeye shrimper will be back and apoplectic as ever tomorrow.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2014 10:10 PM

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Posted by obd2 scan | February 10, 2014 5:24 AM

Good metal has always been my weak spot.

Posted by Wentworth | February 10, 2014 6:36 AM

they are trying to help you 2:22/2:58. metal music is buttfuckingly stupid for the most part. the sooner you come to grips with this indisputable fact the better

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 9:44 AM

Thanks for the "help." I like all kinds of music, including some metal, but I'm glad the arbiter of musical taste is here to steer people straight with some snarky, homophobic comments. Even if I hated metal I would find it hilarious that someone is so obsessed with what music other people listen to that they would spend an inordinate (and I can't stress enough the inordinate part considering the frequency of these posts) amount of time trolling the comments section of this site with his/her repetitive drivel. The only thing funnier than your extremely overinflated sense of your own cleverness is your misguided notion that anyone should or does give a flying fuck about your opinion on music or anything else. I'll venture a guess that you're that person that everyone you meet wants to punch you in the throat after about five minutes. That is all. I'm not going to waste one more second of time on this, but just thought you should know you're a fucking tool. Just trying to help.

Posted by Sausage | February 10, 2014 1:00 PM

^ tl:dr & sausage L U L Z, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 2:54 PM

ok 1:00 just lost the internet
http://thenosebleeds.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Constanza-clap.gif
^here you go. you earned this one, luxly.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 3:18 PM

luxly? what is a luxly?

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 3:38 PM

3:18 is wayyy confused. Lxly is the guy who constantly writes the boring 'smhamiritesausage' comments. 1:00 is more likely one of the 'buckeyes'

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 3:47 PM

Wow, 1:00. You spent your entire lunch break from Domino's writing that, didn't you?

S A U S A G E L U L Z indeed.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 3:51 PM

@3:47 i was under the impression they were all supposed to be the same person or something. just to be clear the costanza golf clap is for whoever the fuck trolled the retard at 1:00 that shit is comedy gold

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 4:20 PM

^ aha- I didn't catch that. I think it's mostly one person on both sides, but sometimes it looks like other people chime in. Certainly 1:00 looks like it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 4:46 PM

Ah, JV troll banter. I do so love to hear the B-team make observations from the peanut gallery.

Back to work, boys - those folders ain't gonna file themselves

amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 5:36 PM

The "sausage sausage sausage glory hole sausage pizza delivery sausage smh sausage" has a difficult time talking to people in his day to day life.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 5:46 PM

JV? Please. You don't hold a candle to D or xTAINTx, lixlie.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2014 7:58 PM

^ Are you implying I'm not both those guys too? Please. I'm also you in case you weren't aware.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2014 2:21 PM

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