Posted in music on May 16, 2014

Morrissey at BAM in 2013 (more by Dana (distortion) Yavin)
Morrissey

Earlier this week, Morrissey posted his first tweet... or so we thought. His representatives did confirm it was actually him tweeting, but in a new statement posted to True to You, Morrissey claims otherwise:

16 May 2014

I would like to stress that I do not have either a Twitter or a Facebook account. I gather that a Twitter account has been opened in my name - as 'It's Morrissey' - but it is NOT Morrissey. I do not know who has opened this recent Twitter account, but please be aware that it is bogus. That's, of course, if you should remotely care.

Untwitterably yours,
MORRISSEY
Salt Lake City
15 May 2014.

Now we'll never see things like "Waiting in line at @ChaseBank. Why do I give valuable time. To people who don't care if I live or die? #lunchhour"

Whoever is manning Moz's accounts, heed his own advice: If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take on loan.

---

      

Comments (30)

Is there a browser extension I could download that prevents me from ever having to read about Morrissey again?

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 4:55 PM

the drama never stops with this one so funny, next the morrissey will tweet a d1ck pic and he'll be like that isnt mine...or is it?

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 5:04 PM

cool story bros

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 5:16 PM

stop stop stop stop stop stop
this is not news. this is not news.

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 5:23 PM

I hate to break it to you, kids, but you do realize this site has not been run by "a vegan in brooklyn" for a long, long time, right? Yeah, life's a bitch and peeps gotta eat so our main man sold out long ago.

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 6:54 PM

did he cancel the account?

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 8:06 PM

This just gets more rich as the days go by...

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 8:49 PM

I do, however, leave troll comments on Brooklyn Vegan.

Unfuckwithably yours,
MORRISSEY
The Internet
16 May 2014

Posted by Morrissey | May 16, 2014 9:18 PM

I told you it wasn't him stupid motherfuckers.

Posted by Wayne Coyne | May 16, 2014 9:55 PM

I can feel the salty tears of every pseudo deathrock musician as this news breaks.

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 10:16 PM

^ don't be stupid, asshole

Posted by Morrissey | May 16, 2014 10:58 PM

^ Don't be ironic, has been

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2014 11:57 PM

Lol at the blatant idiocy of @10:58. The real morrisey, will always capitalize, at the beginning, of a sentence. Just saying. Nice try though, tell your mom, i said hello!.

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 12:15 AM

^I just took a shit. You can eat it whenever you like.

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 11:29 AM

^ Shocking! oh my!

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 11:38 AM

#vivalamoz #morrissey #themozwithathorninhisside #moz'shandinglove #meatismurder

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 1:17 PM

I used to be a huge Morrissey fan, but even I'm getting tired of hearing non-news about him constantly.

His new album better be a masterpiece to justify all this coverage.

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 1:28 PM

^It is good you stupid motherfucker, just listen to it.

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 4:07 PM

The over uses of emoticons, in these post, are strong.

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 4:49 PM

^ you go fuck your mother with emoticon

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 5:12 PM

but the account was VERIFIED. what is life

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 5:52 PM

Morrissey is turing into Cat Power, and visa versa

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 5:53 PM

Its spelled turning you pompus ass

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2014 6:32 PM

The Tweets Are Dead.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 12:25 AM

@ 5:12 PM Too late were both busy sifting yogurt out of yours.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 12:57 AM

4:55. no, of course not, but you'll need therapy in order to have a wank without thinking of moz. ;)

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 1:17 AM

There is a joke that never gets old.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 5:15 PM

Morrissey threads always attract an unusually lowbrow form of troll, more angry than funny or insightful. It makes the funny or insightful ones that much more interesting.

Guess that I'm trying to say "good job", 5:15.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 6:15 PM

6:15 you suck

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 7:29 PM

In 9:51 mouth

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2014 11:56 PM

Leave a Comment