Posted in hiphop | music on July 15, 2014

by Ian Chainey

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Christ Bearer, the rapper who cut off his penis and jumped from a second-story balcony back in April, recently spoke with New York Daily News to explain his motivations. The click-saver answer: PCP.

"By no means was I trying to kill myself. I was under the influence of PCP. It's a drug that I had stopped doing for years, but I just got back from Ohio and got back into that lifestyle for a few days. It definitely was not wise," he told The News...

...Johnson said he had been studying some literature about monks and vasectomies and was extremely high when he took the knife to his genitals and jumped.

Right. If the DEA was looking for reading material to revitalize the D.A.R.E. program (or make a new After School Special), there it is. As for the former Northstar member's, uh, member:
"Doctors didn't reattach it, but I definitely have some penis left," Northstar rapper Christ Bearer, whose real name is Andre Johnson, told the Daily News Monday...

..."I always say a penis is a penis. And the sensation is still there. I definitely still get extremely aroused if I see a beautiful woman," he continued. "That being said, I definitely believe sex is for mortals, and I am god. So this is a blessing, not a curse."

Fair enough. But, to properly memoralize what's missing, in this post nothing appears below.

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Comments (26)

"That being said, I definitely believe sex is for mortals, and I am god. So this is a blessing, not a curse."

Word to the up, yo.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 3:54 PM

Stub-dick will get some dumb bitch pregnant.

Posted by fff | July 15, 2014 3:54 PM

With that last sentence, it's good to hear he's still out of his mind.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 3:57 PM

sext: "I still have some penis left"

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:04 PM

Well, if that isn't the most Normy of the NormCore I've seen. Daym.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:05 PM

Every "rapper" who can't procreate is a blessing

Posted by ME | July 15, 2014 4:09 PM

This guy is totally post-hardcore.

Posted by Sacher | July 15, 2014 4:12 PM

Wu Tang is for the children

Posted by AnonHUMMUS | July 15, 2014 4:24 PM

Ummm, I've done PCP before & I never had an urge to cut-off my fucking prick. What a nut case this guy is.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:25 PM

That shit right there is mythical

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:31 PM

BAZ

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:32 PM

I like how originally the story stated that he wasn't on any drugs.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:33 PM

He's got a motherfuckin angry inch

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:39 PM

He should call himself "Ghost-tip"

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:47 PM

^lol, Ghostdick Failah

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 4:51 PM

4:09 - In addition to being a pretty disliked commenter on this blog, you're also a closet racist "ME"

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 9:07 PM

^yo fuck all that. That nigga "ME" seems like he has a good head on his shoulders.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 10:08 PM

Da dustJuice !

Posted by anonymoose | July 15, 2014 10:46 PM

I wish they could stop giving Anthony Cumia more fodder.

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 11:07 PM

Free Anthony Cumia! #fuckthefascists

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 11:24 PM

^shout out to anthony! dude is getting railroaded by the politico $ BS machine. hold yr head ant!

Posted by Anonymous | July 15, 2014 11:36 PM

now i want to see what he's working with

Posted by Anonymous | July 16, 2014 12:59 AM

To be fair, mouth-exploding-with-bees framed by the Wu-Tang W is how I personally have always chosen to visualize God, such as it is

Posted by Anonymous | July 16, 2014 8:52 AM

He would be a better President than Obama.

Posted by Anonymous | July 16, 2014 9:08 AM

An empty can of frozen orange juice would be a better president than Obama

Posted by Anonymous | July 16, 2014 9:38 AM

dude cut off his dick? wtf

Posted by Anonymous | July 16, 2014 7:16 PM

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