Posted in music | tour dates on July 29, 2014

by Bill Pearis

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Hailing from Minneapolis, and having nothing to do with a certain sports team, The Miami Dolphins either sound like a nervous breakdown or a kindergarten class on an extreme sugar high. Neither is a bad thing, in this case, as its channeled through scratchy, hyperactive pop. (A more melodic, somewhat less chaotic Ponytail isn't too far off a comparison.) The band's new album, Becky, will be out August 19 and you can stream a few cuts from it, plus the video for "Pucker Upper," below.

The band are currently on tour and will play NYC on Thursday (7/31) at Death by Audio with Advaeta, Killer BOB, and Semi Femme. Show flyer, with the list of dates, video and song streams, below.

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Miami Dolphins - 2014 Tour Dates
7/29 Washington DC.............. @ chilling with obamama
7/30 Philadelphia, PA....... @ Girard Hall Collective
7/31 Brooklyn, NY............ @ Death By Audio w/ Advaeta, Killer BOB, Semi Femme
8/1 Boston, MA................@ Neverland w/ New England Patriots, Miami Doritos
8/2 Holyoke, MA.............@ the RowHaus
8/4 St. Louis, MO...........@ MELT
8/5 Iowa City, IA............@ Jiggly Room w/ Joystiq

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Comments (20)

Clearly *NOT* the '72 Dolphins

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 2:14 PM

Band names are just getting worse and worse.

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 2:19 PM

Should've just named themselves Cease & Desist.

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 2:34 PM

^ Horrible attempts at being funny in "cute" ways will do that. The band names, I mean.

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 2:34 PM

Lets hope there isn't any bullying (wink wink)

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 2:50 PM

Why aren't they playing Shea Stadium?

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 3:01 PM

The Miami Dolphins as a band name is hilarious. Hahaha, I like it! NON-post city stuff.

Posted by Mr. Foot Fetish | July 29, 2014 3:50 PM

YOUR NAME SUCKS

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 4:09 PM

Well even a slight modicum of attention will result in the cease and desist letter that will inevitably lead to the name change. And unlike Tyvek, they won't make it that far on holding onto it. The MmI DlFins won't do.

They should just change their name to something simple like Hand. Or Foot. Bicycle. Spinach. That's the trend these years.

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 4:27 PM

They should do their name in binary, lol

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 4:46 PM

Post city music is fruity and sexless, like most post city boyz.

Paul Newman's eyes, I got 'em!

Posted by Mr. Foot Fetish | July 29, 2014 5:10 PM

Wow - not good

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 10:04 PM

P O O P

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 10:52 PM

Vox remind me of Dog Faced Hermans

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 11:30 PM

Stupid name. Typical of pretentious hipsters.

Can we end the fucking "The..." bandname? It has such an air of self-importance now.

Posted by Anonymous | July 29, 2014 11:33 PM

11:33 oh can it you virgin, if i had a dollar every time i've heard the now terminally nondescript label of "PRETENTIOUS HIPSTERS" i'd be able to afford to fly out to you and kick your ignorant dong into the freaking pacific

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2014 12:02 AM

I thought all the dolphins were dead already

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2014 12:52 AM

Nah you "can" it. 'Band is from Minneapolis yet calls themselves The Miami Dolphins. Stupid. Pretentious.

Nondescript? Try pointed.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2014 4:14 AM

My band is about to blow up ...
Keep an ear open for it!
"The North Williamsburg Hummus Ingesters"

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2014 9:12 AM

Considering how much Florida sucks, why the fuck would one even want to associate themselves with that shithole?

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2014 11:25 AM

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