Posted in music | tour dates on July 17, 2014

Brooklyn Girls

If you're from New York, know people from New York, are into music, or know people into music (and we assume since you're reading BrooklynVegan this is a lot of you), or have just been on Facebook or Twitter or the internet in general in the past two days, perhaps you've seen this week's viral video, "Brooklyn Girls," the new music video from Brooklyn-via-Virginia Beach singer Catey Shaw. If you haven't seen it, your life may be better that way, but it's below if you want to watch.

And if you want to party with Catey IRL, she'll be playing live in Brooklyn tonight (7/17) at Baby's All Right and it's ~~free~~

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Comments (137)

I don't get it.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 11:58 AM

So the disneyland city has a theme song now, eh?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:04 PM

Perfect definition of hickster transplant. Even more so than Parquet Courts. Let her enjoy her three to five years here before getting back to the farm down south.

Posted by yop | July 17, 2014 12:09 PM

Uhhhhhh

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:11 PM

What's with the fake ass (British English?) affectation in all these white girl singer's voices for the past 10 years or so? It's the only thing more played out than autotune.

Posted by OMGZZ | July 17, 2014 12:11 PM

MR. FF WE NEED YOU BACK

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:17 PM

maybe Conor Oberst will rape her

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:18 PM

It's officially over.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:22 PM

disgraceful

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:22 PM

I'd like to apologize on behalf of my hometown Virginia Beach. I'm not sure how we let this happen.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:27 PM

It's fine. I remember when people thought Lana Del Rey was a punchline too. Now she's one of the biggest stars in the world.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:29 PM

this shit is mad limp compared to Lana

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:33 PM

Dear 12:29,

Lowest
Common
Denominator

LDR will ALWAYS be a punchline because she's a fucking joke. Did you listen to her interview on NPR where she was talking about how original her lyrics were? And at the same time, in the background, her ripping off of the song 'He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss)'. Priceless. She's as contrived as they come. Remember, Bush won election twice. Just because something, or someone, is popular (ahem, Walmart) doesn't mean it's good.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:35 PM

^time will tell

What's for sure is; the 'native' pills, just gave her a couple a million dollars of free publicity.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:35 PM

lol @ 12:35.

Oh great arbiter of taste.

She just sold a million records.

in 2014!

99.99% of the bands on here wish they could be that kind of joke.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:37 PM

It's the "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)" of this generation.
Parts of Brooklyn are no different then Haight Ashbury in the 60's. Filled with poser twats who think living there will somehow make them interesting.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:39 PM

^grrrr. so mad

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:43 PM

Wow, this is awful.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:48 PM

Why does every girl in that video look like a lesbian?!

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:50 PM

12:35 needs to take that shit to Gawker.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 12:51 PM

12:39 needs to learn the difference between the '60s and 60's.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:00 PM

this is not that bad. in ten years you will be nostalgic for this song and this vid. like watching ryan adams new york or that nick and norah movie

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:01 PM

FART

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:02 PM

1:01 , right? This song isn't bad at all. It's just a bunch of losers applying their goofy social politics to a song.

But he who laughs last, laughs best.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:12 PM

12:35 (fist bump)

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:18 PM

this is our fault. a tragedy like this, we're all to blame. we let this happen.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:19 PM

^Yup

Lana Del Rey committed the crimes of being white, pretty, and from an affluent family.

This girl has apparently committed the crime of being born in Virginia.

There are really some miserable people in the world.

smh

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:19 PM

"cultural appropriation"

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:20 PM

what's up with that super annoying baby-talk voice all these girls sing in.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:24 PM

7/17: NEVER FORGET

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:24 PM

12:50 wins

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:32 PM

ZOMG!

Julian Casablancas + The Voidz

Live in Concert!

I see what you did there, JC. In The Strokes, you ripped off Television. So for your solo act, you rip off the name of Richard Hell's band name, The Voidoids, as Hell was once in Television.

Way to go, Julian. Keeping the flame of theft brightly burning ...

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:35 PM

1:35 needs to put the hummus down

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:40 PM

BAZ

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:42 PM

I'm from New York, I know people from New York, I'm into music, I know people who are into music, and I've been on the internet the past two days and I can unequivocally say this:

This poserette is not from Brooklyn let alone New York, I doubt she knows people from Brooklyn let alone New York, she's not into music cuz if she was she wouldn't produce wannabe c-rap and dress like Gwen Stefani circa 1996, she knows people into vacuous garbage like her, and she's probably been on the internet the past two days revelling in her fifteen minutes of fame if you can call it that. Try infamy as this is the biggest, newest piece of NYC hipster (or as someone aptly put "hickster" - haha I like that) shit to further embarrass this city.

I ran across a post about this idiot on The B9 (how I found out about it) and someone made an excellent post which was "Since when did The B9 become Gawker on the weekends?" and it begs the question: Since when did Brooklyn Vegan become the Gawker of music?

Fuck this chick for co-opting New York and putting up a front.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 1:42 PM

This tune is going to blow the fuck up in Canarsie, East New York and Flatlands this summer. Talk about identifying with a message! Damn skippy. Preach, Catey! You so street.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:46 PM

She turned her back on hardcore.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 1:47 PM

BTW FUCK THE BROOKLYN NETS.

This is a New York Knicks town and even though the Knicks haven't won an NBA title in over three decades, at least they've won one (two.)

I could give a flying fuck that the "Brooklyn" Nets are a new team with a now kinda new arena and nice uniforms, they have to earn their stripes here before they're annointed "Brooklyn's Team". Win an NBA title and then you can wear that cap with true pride. Until then you're just the New Jersey Nets in new uniforms, a new state, and a new arena. MAKE IT to an NBA Finals like the NJ Nets did first.

All you Brooklynites who are fans of the Nets forever shut up about the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn for LA when your basketball team is the same thing i.e a team who left one place for another/more $$$$$.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 1:49 PM

^ A Knicks town basketball-wise.

Get some new material 1:47pm.

Where did I ever say someone turned his back on hardcore you fucking idiot? Turned their back on having integrity? Maybe and if so, that transcends hardcore.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 1:51 PM

OMG, LOVE!

Posted by Lena Dunham | July 17, 2014 1:59 PM

loled @ 12:18

will anyone really go to this show? maybe young ones..

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:08 PM

Holy shit, that song's awesome!

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:26 PM

1:19 #2- No one cares that she is from Virginia Beach. The issue people are taking with her is her identifying herself as, and claiming to speak for, Brooklyn. Was it that hard to understand or are you just being contrarian?

Kudos to BV for the click-bait, though.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:30 PM

would not

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:33 PM

1:42,

We all can tell your upset. But quite frankly, all those fucking comma splices are making my head explode. You do understand that is one serious grammar shit-show you posted, right? Thought so.

You clearly have some New York City thoughts pent up inside that you need to open up about because there's a lack of attention paid towards you in life. I'm sorry to hear that, friend, but do us all a favor and learn how to properly display them. Buy a book. Spend time at a library. Sign up for grammar lessons.

Best of luck, sweetheart. xo

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:36 PM

D,

You so Jersey hard core to the bone, bitch! Yo, D, show off the Chris Christie tramp-stamp you just got inked up in Jersey City, boyz.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:38 PM

2:30, no one can speak for Brooklyn.

She grew up in Virginia, and lives in Brooklyn. Who cares? For people who aren't miserable, it's a non-issue.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:39 PM

D, take your meds.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:40 PM


Dear D,

If you keep running that ill-informed mouth of yours, we're going to take care of your pathetic ass the same way we did hummus:

HummusIsDead

You will be too, chump. Enjoy this chick's song or get the fuck off of our food blog.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:43 PM

2:39, right on. god forbid someone live in one of nyc's five boroughs that didn't grow up there. i've never heard of such a thing.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:46 PM

This should be called Williamsburg Girls or Bushwick Girls. I can't even begin to discuss how ridiculous this whole thing is.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:55 PM

2:36 is Catey Shaw

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:58 PM

You're speaking about what BV has become these days, aren't you?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 2:58 PM

2:36- It's "you're", genius.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:02 PM

2:39- I never claimed that anyone could speak for Brooklyn. I implied the opposite. I am quite actually, actually.

2:46- Understood. But if you moved to a city, in a couple of years would you act as though you spoke for the city?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:09 PM

^it's a pop song dude. get a grip.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:13 PM

If it were a black girl who moved from Virginia beach to Brooklyn, and wrote the same exact song, there would be ZERO controversy.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:16 PM

3:02,YOU'RE a fucking idiot. no it's not.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:18 PM

People turn the TV on, it looks just like a window!!!!! - Catey Shaw

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:25 PM

pretty good track!


...for me to spooge on

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:38 PM

Apparently...unless you, your two parents and four grandparents were born and raised in Brooklyn, you have no business calling this borough "home". I guess anyone who moved here in the late 90s or early 2000s, is just as much of a poseur as those who recently moved here.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 3:59 PM

'90s

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:04 PM

3:5p the whole 'native' thing has always been hogwash. It's basically just thinly veiled class envy.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:06 PM

even worse than Santigold, YIKES

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:08 PM

4:06, I concur.

David Byrne, The National, Richard Hell, St. Vincent, Patti Smith, Debbie Harry, Sufjan Stevens ... I could go on and on. Most people probably associate those musicians as being New Yorkers. None of them were born in any of the five boroughs, or the state of New York for that matter.

It's what you do when you get to the city and not whether or not you popped out of mom there. Stop complaining you little bitches.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:10 PM

^it's a LONG list. Basically everyone who has ever had an impact on the NYC music scene other than some rappers and The Ramones.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:16 PM

^Totally.

Of course, that chick is still painful to look at and listen to.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:22 PM

^ It's one thing to dislike her sound, but what do her looks have to do with anything?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:34 PM

bigger than Kreayshawn

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:35 PM

@4:10 I don't think any of those folks ever repped NYC directly in any of their material.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:39 PM

@4:34. Looks have nothing to do with music. It's the only art form where the ability to see is completely irrelevant. That said, it's really sad that women in the "public arena" get free/unsolicited critiques on their looks.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:39 PM

4:39 - i heard sufjan's new album advance called: b r o o k l y n

he talks about the death of hummus in williamsburg, getting groceries at greenpoint market, seeing karen o throw up at beacon's closet and fishing with the national.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:44 PM

4:30 #1, How about the seminal 'No New York' compilation?

Brian Eno - UK
James Chance - Wisconsin
Lydia Lunch - Rochester
Arto Lindsay - Richmond


You could go on an on.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 4:51 PM

Other notable "New York artists":
Frank Sinatra - Hoboken
Andy Warhol - Pittsburgh

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:05 PM

Ok ok ok ok ok time for me to set the record straight on what makes a person a New Yorker.

It's real simple:

YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITHIN NEW YORK, NY CITY LIMITS.

That's it. You may or may not have to have at least one parent be an American citizen. I'll let one of you crack immigration lawyers figure that out.

This wack wannabe homegirl hipster/hickster juggalette poserette jackassette is not a New Yorker, she's a Virginia Beacher and should stop fronting like she's from New York when she is not and I could give a fuck how long she's lived here. She could've been born on the New Jersey side of the Holland Tunnel and guess what? SHE'S STILL NOT A NEW YORKER.

As for all those artists who aren't orginally from NYC listed, well, none of them every fronted like they were from NYC moreover came off like they spoke for NYC like this wackette. "No New York" is (was) anything but an endorsement of NYC and I never got that it came off like spoke for NYC like this dumbassette comes off.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 5:14 PM

FF/FD/GF/BS/etc.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:15 PM

Bob Dylan - Minnesota
Madonna - Michigan
Tom Verlaine - Delaware
Miles Davis - Illinois
Thurston Moore - Connecticut
Kim Gordon - California
John Cale - Wales
Jon Spencer - New Hampshire
Deborah Harry - New Jersey
Richard Hell - Kentucky
Patti Smith - Illinois
Michael Gira - California

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:17 PM

This is yet another case of hipsters, transplants, and other outsiders with trying and miserably failing to co-opt NYC culture i.e. this is The Harlem Shake II, nothing more nothing less.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 5:17 PM

5:17's list makes Fake D's view seem downright comical.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:21 PM

All of the people in 5:17's list are culture vulture, hipster transplants. Fuck them all. The only person who can truly speak for NYC is Vinnie Stigma. That's it. The list begins and ends with him.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:29 PM

Here's the incomplete list of NYHC people not from NYC:

Roger Miret- Cuba
Freddy Cricien - Florida or New Jersey (he was born in one place and moved to the other - I think he was born in FL and moved to NJ)
Harley Flanagan - Denmark
Armand Majidi - Iran
Matt Henderson - St.Paul, MN
Rick Healey - Paterson, NJ
Ray Cappo - Connecticut
John Porcelli - Mahopac, NY
Paul Bearer - Lyndhurst, Long Island, NY

'Thing is, these guys get a pass for flying the flag of NYC cuz at least one member in each of their bands was from the city. Also they geuninely loved and respected NYC unlike this clownette who only wants a record deal, YouTube hits, and to show how "down" she is. Fucking tryhard.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 5:29 PM

>>>

Yeah, a dozen people who never fronted like they're from NYC like this clownette is doing. BTW all of them came here to be part of NYC, not make NYC a part of them like she wants to do - big difference.

Add Frank Sinatra to that list since he was born in Hoboken, NJ but New York, New York had class, style, and genunine love, not fronting like this chick, and if The Chairman Of The Board didn't front, no one should, ever.

Posted by D | July 17, 2014 5:35 PM

Yo D.

Meet me at Cake Shop tonight. I got me a special Billyburger Imma serve you before I kick your fake-ass wannabe New Yorker all the way back to whatever flyoverfuckingstate you come from. My friends on this site will not be spoken to like that, and I'll happily be taking care of this issue.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:35 PM

Being born within the 5 boroughs doesn't make someone a New Yorker. You also have to live here and consider the city your home. Take Lou Reed for example. He was born in Brooklyn, but raised on Long Island. He didn't become a "real New Yorker" until he moved here and made it his home.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:35 PM

5:35, I hear ya, but in all fairness, Lou Reed had NYC blood running through him the day he was born. Brooklyn is one of the five boroughs.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:40 PM

ha, the 45 year old lawn boy thinks he is somehow in the position to be handing out passes.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:41 PM

all the hardcore guys are from NYC, because NYC used to be poor, and it's lower class mook music.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:47 PM

5:40, That's what I meant. Lou Reed was BORN in NYC, but living on Long Island made him as much of a New Yorker as those who live in NJ or CT. He didn't move to the city until he was 22 which makes him just as much of a transplant as Catey Shaw.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:49 PM

^you do understand that there is no such as a 'real' New Yorker right? It's a made up arbitrary distinction.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:53 PM

who gives a shit where you are from originally if we all end up in the same place?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 5:57 PM

Hmmm. This is all very interesting, friends. How would y'all classify Willem de Kooning? He come to the city from the Netherlands, and is a part of the greatest artistic movement this country has ever birthed. What about Jackson Pollock? Another guy always thought of as a New Yorker, but he was from Wyoming. Talk to me, my bitches. Thoughts? Oh! I got another one for you. Russ & Daughters is across the street from me. The food is amaze balls. It was founded in the early 1900s and is one of a handful landmark New York places to eat. Joel Russ founded it after coming to America. So ... is that not a New York institution anymore, D?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 6:04 PM

D!!!

Holy shite!

I just realized something, D, and I know this is going to upset you.

The Statue of Liberty was given to NYC by the French. So, um, it's not really a NYC icon, is it? Sigh.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 6:09 PM

Why does 'New Yorker' refer to somebody 'from' the city, Lou Reed growing up on Long Island (part of NYS) makes him as much a New Yorker as someone from Connecticut or New Jersey? lol, ok, buncha citiots in here

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 6:45 PM

This whole site has become one big LOL.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 7:22 PM

WWHT

What would Haim think?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 7:25 PM

Mr. Foot Fetish,

:

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 7:41 PM

Does anybody even go to Williamsburgh anymore?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 7:48 PM

There is not much more icon of s a song repin NYC than 'New York, New York' by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.


He's from The West Indies.

A lot further than Virginia.

But he's black, so it's cool.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 8:10 PM

New York (Ya Out There) - Rakim

Long Island

:(

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 8:12 PM

DJ Kool Herc - Jamaica

Hip Hop was invented by a transplant!


lol

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 8:48 PM

Does anyone... still wear... a hat?

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 9:01 PM

Barry Manilow - Williamsburg
Give some respect to a real New Yorker.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 9:02 PM

@6:45 people from Long Island are New Yorkers just like people from Rochester are. There's still a difference between being from NY and being from NYC. Either way, this argument is dumb.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 9:12 PM

I like how only fucking transplants give a fuck about this. Most Brooklyn bred people don't know/care about the "music scene" and everything associated with it. The "scene" has always been overrated anyway. Most of the good indie bands have never been from Brooklyn. Just a handful were based here.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 9:19 PM

^^most of the people I know bred in Brooklyn, weigh about 3 bills, live in their mom's house, spend 1/2 their time playing Call of Duty, and 1/3 of their income on scratch offs.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 9:27 PM

He reminds us that music and art are pointless, and YouTube views and mp3 sales are a powerful tool of capitalism.

"LOL. Take it to Gawker. Like a million people bought Lana Del Rey, which makes her an awesome businessman, like Daddy."

-Jersey Republican

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 9:48 PM

^so butthurt. go kick rocks piker.

Posted by Anonymous | July 17, 2014 10:32 PM

'Love the keyboard toughies.

Again I POSTED MY EMAIL FOR ANYONE TO WRITE ME AND ONLY ONE PERSON DID: XTAINTX.

Honestly, it doesn't matter if you're orginally from NYC or not, just don't front like you are like Brooklyn Girls Girl, that's all.

That's the point you idiots missed like you always miss points because you're BV commenters the lowest of the low save me and a handful of others.

Show NYC love but don't front like you're from here when you're not.

Um, I hate to break it to you but the Statue Of Liberty is an inanimate object.

Posted by D | July 18, 2014 12:17 AM

Even though he was born in Vermont, it's impossible not to consider Chester A. Arthur a New Yorker. The 'Lil' Warbler' used to OWN these skreets back in the '70s

Posted by Rutherford B. Blaze | July 18, 2014 12:37 AM

Pretentious D defines!

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 10:00 AM

the whole "born in nyc city limits" thing is just a way for people with nothing special about themselves to "front" like simply being born within arbitrary political boundaries means something.

when in reality it means nothing.

I was born in Westchester and have lived in the city for 20 years.

does it make me a "real" NYer?

Don't care, I'm too busy doing shit with my life. I'll leave that argument to people who NEED to be able to call themselves a "Real" NYer to be able to feel like there is something special or unique about themselves.

I love this city, its history and its culture.

Arguments like this are for simpletons.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 10:35 AM

Hi, all. The Fudger here. I'm late to the game but figured I'd put my two cents in.

I don't live in NY, wasn't born in NY (NJ represent, right?) and don't really care about NY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UvSCOG1wNw

Posted by E.L. Fudge | July 18, 2014 10:50 AM

but, Westchester to NYC isn't what we're talking about. Upper class whites from Suburbia,USA moving here and displacing others with their expensive condos and stealing brownstones from the blacks is what we're talking about. The aesthetic appeal of gentrification is far more abhorrent than anyone just coming to try to make it as a musician

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 11:15 AM

let's not forget the real issue here, people: the song is terrible

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 11:38 AM

lol @ 9:48

Record sales and ticket sales are no measure of an artist's abilities. Those are just lowest common denominator, those are just 1 million+ sheeple man.

But my completely subjective, and arbitrary, opinion is the truth. It's due north.

What a typical huckster, short cut taking, liberal douche.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 11:40 AM

11:15 lol @ 'stealing' brownstones.

What a dishonest faggot you are.

Enjoy poverty.

XO

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 11:44 AM

and you know that 11:15 aint black.

he is an elitist white beta male, whose ego far surpasses his accomplishments.

I'll be happy when all you dicks are priced out.

Go annoy Oakland or something.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 11:47 AM

"elitist", eh? and using the term "beta male" -- you, sir, I look forward to... eh, you already have a shit cubicle job and a shit life, what worse can I wish on you?

I guess I wish you to get bored with your 'luxury' condo one day and move, and until then know that everyone you see in NYC, that doesn't live in said luxury condo, hates your fucking guts. Carry on!

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 12:08 PM

^please explain to me how one would go about stealing a brownstone. I'd LOVE to hear this.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 12:16 PM

^dude he's probably just a teenager. Not a very bright teenager, but a teenager.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 12:22 PM

3:18- The reference was to the original post which stated "we can all tell your upset". My comment was correct. I'm glad you felt the need to post and make a further ass of yourself, though. Thanks.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 12:41 PM

After watching this, I have a new appreciation of what a great work of art Rebecca Black's "Friday" truly is.

Posted by Chris | July 18, 2014 1:04 PM

11:40am doesn't get jokes, obvs. Joke's on you?

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 1:06 PM

12:08 really wants a luxury condo.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 1:30 PM

It doesn't make you cool being from NYC. You're all idiots.

-Born and raised in Queens, relocating to Greenland.

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 2:22 PM

guys, remember when that wacky tune "Brooklyn Girls" was a thing???

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 5:26 PM

Come back Fetish. I have the Post-City Bluez!

Posted by Anonymous | July 18, 2014 6:59 PM

Ahhhhh 10:35pm misses my point which is you are not from NYC if you are not born there, and he/she seems to be really bent out of shape about me pointing out that simple rule for being from somewhere.

I wasn't "arguing" you simpleton fuck, I was merely pointing out a FACT you can't accept.

I mean could I be born in Indianapolis, live there the first three years of my life, move to Chicago, then say I'm from Chicago? No, so how could a twentysomething from Virginia Beach who moved here a few years ago claim she's from NYC or from NYC as well as VB? She can, but she'd be called out as a phony, the real issue, fuck what city she claims to be from. Just say where you're from. Bob Dylan, Madonna, etc. never said they were from NYC.

The other point you all missed cuz you're the dumbest fucks in blog comments-dom is when you front like you're from NYC like this juggalette is doing and you're not from NYC, you're fronting thus full of shit, that's all. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I could give a fuck if you've lived here the past twenty years, bitch. Westchester isn't NYC either, deal with it.

Posted by D | July 18, 2014 9:26 PM

Hahahahaha juggalette, that was great!


Get bent

Posted by blayne | July 18, 2014 9:33 PM

^ You back for more? No more porridge, Oliver Twisted, or I should say Twistd for your juggalo ass, right?

Posted by D | July 18, 2014 9:42 PM

^ Insane Clown Pussy

Posted by Anonymous | July 19, 2014 12:50 AM

...says someone posting as "Anonymous".

I like your wit though. That is something which is sorely lacking from my adversaries.

Posted by D | July 19, 2014 2:56 AM

^ thank you. I have no idea if you're a 'pussy,' and frankly never use that word as a put-down. The "joke," such as it is, just wouldn't have worked without its use.

Insane and Clownish though, D, at least on this thread-of-threads. At any rate, Onwards and Upwards With the Arts!

Posted by OAUWTA | July 19, 2014 3:10 PM

Can we please stop arguing about being a "real New Yorker" and get back to objectifying woman, letting people know if we would fuck them or not, and other comment that are common to this site. Thanks!

Posted by Anonymous | July 21, 2014 3:33 PM

Fuck you BV.

Posted by Ms. Shaw since you're nasty | July 24, 2014 10:11 PM

Fuck you Catey. Really, fuck you.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2014 10:19 PM

Hi. Okay so.. even though she really has a nice voice, she's getting a lot of hate because of the lyrics... so what exactly are Brooklyn Girls like? please elaborate. 

Posted by Bianca | November 21, 2014 9:47 AM

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