Posted in music | tour dates on July 2, 2014

by Bill Pearis

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Brooklyn's Total Slacker released Slip Away earlier this year, a serious '90s nostalgia trip. The band have cranked out two new videos in the last week, gearing up for a tour with Bear Hands and Junior Prom. The first is "Super Big Gulp" where singer Tucker Roundtree gets sucked into a SEGA videogame where he uses giant sodas (which are legal again in NYC) against a Big Boss. The second is "Satisfied" which cuts together old clips of PBS painter Bob Ross and other found footage. The latter makes its debut in this post and you can watch both below.

Total Slacker are in the van as we post this, on their way to Pittsburgh for the first date of that tour. It doesn't hit NYC, but all dates are listed below...

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Total Slacker - Super Big Gulp

Total Slacker - Satisfied

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Total Slacker - 2014 Tour Dates
Wednesday July 2 - Pittsburgh, PA - Cattivo
Thursday July 3 - Indianapolis, IN - Radio Radio
Saturday July 5 - Des Moines, IA - Wooly's
Sunday July 6 - Boulder, CO - Dead Leaf
Monday July 7 - Denver, CO - Bluebird Theater
Tuesday July 8 - Colorado Springs, CO - The Black Sheep
Wednesday July 9 - Kansas City, MO - The Riot Room
Friday July 11 - Columbus, OH - The Basement
Tuesday July 15 - Nashville, TN - The High Watt
Sunday July 20 - Burlington, VT - Higher Ground
Monday July 21 - Allston, MA - Brighton Music Hall
Tuesday July 22 - Portland, ME - Port City Music Hall
Thursday July 24 - Northampton, MA - Pearl Street
with Bear Hands // Junior Prom

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Comments (69)

slap my hand, fat black soul man

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:06 AM

lol @ Super Mario

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:07 AM

these guys? still?

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:08 AM

omg, the guy on the far right. too good. he's like a combo of frohawk and fat bro from friends.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:09 AM

hatehatehatehate

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:15 AM

BV never gives any back story. All we know is "Brooklyn's own Cute & Fussy is playing..."

The pale gingah, what's her tale?

Posted by Mr. Foot Fetish | July 2, 2014 11:20 AM

srsly the worst band

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:25 AM

11:20 didn't you get bitch slapped enough yesterday, pretty? Or do you need more joke skooling Buckeye?

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:37 AM

one of these things is not like the other

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:44 AM

stoopid bullshite

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 11:45 AM

dear lord

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 12:02 PM

i miss frohawk :(

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 12:05 PM

#newfatbro

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 12:07 PM

ABOVE ME

Are you the post city boy who is accused of being disabled? This place gets dark every now and then.

Posted by Mr. Foot Fetish | July 2, 2014 12:12 PM

^have some dignity Buckeye

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 12:29 PM

ha ha @1212 eatabagadicks, oh wait you like that, go away lol l ol ol ol ollooll lol

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 12:32 PM

Rather slap the shit outta your face corny white guy.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 1:47 PM

can't tell what is worse this or Butter The Children.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 1:51 PM

Hey which one of you anonymous assholes ever did anything with your lives let alone got signed by a record company and gained any measure of fame for your creativity. Instead , you sit alone in a dark room masturbating to porn and projecting your pathetic insecurities on people who have accomplished something. Too chicken shit to even identify yourselves . Anonymous losers .

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 2:14 PM

^ says "Anonymous"

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 2:18 PM

^ Says "Anonymous" again...... wanna get META HERE!?

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 2:21 PM

"Hey which one of you anonymous assholes ever did anything with your lives let alone got signed by a record company....."


it's 2014 bro

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 2:23 PM

^huh?

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 2:43 PM

Tapioca And The Flea

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 3:04 PM

STDs

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 3:34 PM

I think what 2:23 meant was that getting signed to a record company in 2014 is pretty meaningless unless you're a Lady Gaga/Taylor Swift level pop artist or a Jay Z/Kanye level hip hop artist. There's simply no money or achievement in getting signed these days.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 3:46 PM

Getting signed and looking like #newfatbro < Lookin' good and gettin' paid just as I am

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 4:11 PM

I dare you to say that shit to my fucking face

Posted by newfatbro | July 2, 2014 4:24 PM

Crack your fucking head open with a baseball bat you little fucking punk ass bitch.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 4:28 PM

There are bunch of people on this website who you know wouldn't say anything in person.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 4:37 PM

Post city dayz, post city nightz...

Posted by Mr. Foot Fetish | July 2, 2014 4:48 PM

Go to Thailand and get your throat slit....

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 4:50 PM

I feel like I was here in this thread when I wasn't.


Thanks guys.

Posted by Josh The Fabulous F5er! | July 2, 2014 4:55 PM

I repeat,all of you pimply faced , porn addicted moles who live in your parents basements, never done anything with your wasted lives , never will either. Too insecure to come out of the dark ( out of the closet ) and say anything to any one's face. Chicken Shit Anonymous Losers !

Posted by Philip | July 2, 2014 6:14 PM

^sad. you're not good at this at all.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 6:18 PM

^ You hear that? You were just silently dismissed.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 6:30 PM

OK...bad promo photos and record deals aside, has anyone actually listened to the music? That "Satisfied" track ain't that shabby.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 6:31 PM

I would challenge FD/FF/GF to a little mano y mano, but this fruit would probably grab my cock or some shit like that.

Oh, and I have no desire to fly the fuck out to Iowa either.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 6:34 PM

^ Yeah you would anonymously right? Speak up, get stabbed.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 6:50 PM

FD/FF/GF isn't believable at all @6:14

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:04 PM

6:31 : i listened, for you. "aint that shabby" is a rather backhanded compliment; this shit is mediocre at best. paint by numbers. how old are these slackers anyhow, 30? Tapioca and the Flea: now that's some shit right there.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:07 PM

6:50 How about we meet, in on Union St. @ 5th Ave, let's say 8:30? We'll see how anonymous I feel to your face then. I'm waiting.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:10 PM

Ok, I'm here to watch but I'm not participating in this one. I'm trying to win an auction on eBay.

Posted by Josh The Fabulous F5er! | July 2, 2014 7:16 PM

7:10 thats in downtown bk no way

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:22 PM

Pshhhh ahhah @7:10 you live in PARK SLOPE. OH MY GOD. COME TO MY AREA PLEASE. 1555 BROADWAY, BK NY. at 8:30

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:22 PM

^ ha ha chicken shit, big mouth and NOTHING to back it up.

You're dismissed now, you child.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:35 PM

^you sure write dismissed a lot

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:37 PM

^ He obviously has.... limits. Let's just leave it at that for right now.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:38 PM

^ you certainly like that F5 key a lot. LOL, but you are trying so hard. An A for effort, Buckeye.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:42 PM

@ 7:35... I JUST GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS. COME.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:42 PM

8:30

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:43 PM

I told you exactly where to meet tough guy. This is not a negotiation, you show up or you're chicken shit, which it kinda looks like is the case. There is no discussion.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:45 PM

Hey, CK. I'm going to have to leave it with you tonight for the most part.

I just wanted you to be aware they I'm not going to be able to hold your hand all night like I did on Valentines day.

Posted by Josh The Fabulous F5er! | July 2, 2014 7:46 PM

@7:45 Give me the address. I gave you the address where I am. Don't be fucking vague about it. Give me the address.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:49 PM

LOL chicken shit thinks the corner of Union & 5th is vague. You poor thing, you really don't have to do this if you don't want to, you little lamb.

OK Sally, there's a gym on the corner, the SOUTH EAST CORNER, you be there, 5 steps from the door to 5th Ave (count them off).

IS THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU? ARE YOU GOING TO BITCH ABOUT THE RAIN NOW TOO?

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:57 PM

F train, R train, or Q train

You coming or what, sweetheart?

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 7:59 PM

Musical performances are strictly verboten in his eyes, and those who enjoy such things deserve attack.

"Mom offered to drive me to Asbury Lanes once, but all of the girls there won't talk to me, like other girls. I forget who was playing. Don't matter."

-Jersey Republican

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 8:03 PM

Yeah I'm near Saint Ann's School be there soon.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 8:04 PM

He tells us that You should NEVER reveal your face or your true form to anyone.

"One of the guys in some band wanted to fight me once, and Mom said she'd drive me to the city, but I watched 'Big Bang' repeats on cable instead. U mad bro?"

- Jersey Republican

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 8:21 PM

^ Hey, listen.


I juuust might be in your head again.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 8:26 PM

smh @ 2 buckeye talking to himself.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 8:34 PM

Uh oh, looks like we ran up on Cottaging Kielbasa's bed time again!

Ok, then! See you tomorrow, squirt!

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 8:53 PM

KRUGLYFE 2K14/FOREVER

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2014 9:18 PM

Ok, the F5ers back! Auction won!


Lets fight.

Posted by Josh The Fabulous F5er! | July 2, 2014 9:55 PM

lol seriously lol i will beat you up over #newfatbro lol

Posted by Anonymous | July 3, 2014 12:22 AM

^ y u du dis 2 me?

;_; (memories)

Posted by Anonymous | July 3, 2014 1:21 AM

I would honestly love to slit your throat

Posted by newfatbro | July 3, 2014 9:16 AM

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