Posted in To Do | music on July 4, 2014

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Comments (31)

Be careful out there my fellow Brooklyn'ers, if your not careful with the fireworks, you may blow your tiny dick off.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 1:05 AM

It's gonna raaaaaIIIIIIINNNNN!!

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 1:56 AM

post industrial lyfe is amazing!

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 2:02 AM

A lot of dudes could get their dick blown off with something as small as a cherry bomb, but personally it would require an M-80 for me.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 2:27 AM

2:27 - A M-80 is also known as a "cherry bomb" funny man. They both contain approximately 50 mg. of gunpowder in them

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 9:50 AM

^ I was referring to old school M-80's pal... Trust me, my dick is not tiny.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 10:50 AM

^def tiny dick stroker

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 11:00 AM

9:50 - M-80's were also known as "block-busters" not cherry bombs. Cherry bombs are much smaller with less powder. Keep your know-it-all comments to yourself.

Posted by Niall of the nine fingers | July 4, 2014 11:30 AM

Son, you would need a quarter-stick to blow this 7.5 incher off.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 11:39 AM

^you can tell this dude strokes the tiny D. He's really about that life.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 1:45 PM

So many tiny dicks, so much stroking up in here today

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 2:29 PM

Joey Chestnut, sausage swallower

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 5:21 PM

I bet 2:29 has such a tiny dick that it could be blown off with a bang-snap.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 5:51 PM

^def tiny dick stroker

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 6:02 PM

Oh Shrimpy, deflect all you want but a Buckeke can't change its spots

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/usa-julyfourth_-1.jpg?w=839

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 6:21 PM

Communism is way better.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 6:27 PM

Another "holiday" to overconsume and blow shit up in the name of ...drones?!? God Bless America. Go back to bed.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 6:34 PM

^crazy eyed leftie, stroking his tiny dick

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 6:42 PM

LOL when I'm bored I argue with myself

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 7:22 PM

RIP Yoni

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 7:25 PM

6:34 is really funny. To him a Socialist Utopia like Stalin's or Hitler's would be much more worthy of celebration. Or maybe he would prefer celebrating by firing his AK-47 in the air with Al Queda or ISIS.

Federal office are closed today, but he should have no problem on Monday turning in his passport and renouncing his citizenship, if he's even a citizen to begin with. I know that there are a coven of EU

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 7:56 PM

... ex pats that write pretty radical things on BV. It's fun when you have no skin in the game.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 7:58 PM

^ a bang-snap casualty.

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 9:56 PM

^ snaggle tooth ex-pat

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 10:58 PM

bang snap bang snap tiny dicks be flyin thru the air left an right

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 11:42 PM

i had a tiny dick
but then i took some hormones
not it's long and stretchy
but still very skinny

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2014 11:43 PM

I done bang snapped my dong clean off.

Posted by Anonymous | July 5, 2014 9:01 AM

Wife's sisters were in town from California. Started the evening off at Panna2 in Manhattan then watched the fireworks over the east river. My ears are still ringing. Not from the fireworks. But from my sister-in-laws incessant shouting.

Posted by Matt Fuller | July 5, 2014 2:25 PM

Thanks for sharing Matt. We were all wondering how your 4th turned out.

Posted by Anonymous | July 6, 2014 12:54 AM

Matt, how are the sister-in-laws looking? Scale of 1-10 plz.

Posted by Anonymous | July 7, 2014 6:00 AM

I enjoyed the Remixed version of Haven from Halo 4's ost so I came here.True Story

Posted by Lucy | November 4, 2014 6:00 AM

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