Posted in music on August 4, 2014

Lionel Richie upon seeing this list (more by Tim Griffin)
Lionel

According to some dumb survey making the Internet rounds ("carried out by online streaming service Blinkbox Music, which questioned 2,000 adults"), below is the list of the 10 weirdest song lyrics....

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The Top 10 Weirdest Song Lyrics
* according to dumb survey

  1. The Killers, Human "Are we human, or are we dancer?"
  2. The Beatles, I Am The Walrus "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."
  3. Michael Jackson, Earth Song "What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?"
  4. Lionel Richie, All Night Long "Tom bo li de se de moi ya, yeah jambo jambo."
  5. Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad."
  6. Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow "Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns."
  7. Duran Duran, The Reflex "The reflex is an only child, he's waiting in the park."
  8. Wham! Club Tropicana "Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone, all that's missing is the sea."
  9. Taylor Swift, Love Story -"Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet."
  10. Oasis, Champagne Supernova "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball."

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Comments (11)

why even post this

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 12:13 PM

well i feel dumb now, thanks BV

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 12:24 PM

Neurvana could have been 1-10 for sure.

Posted by Intervogs | August 4, 2014 12:30 PM

The iPods.

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 12:53 PM

Please shut this waste of time dumb site down

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 1:03 PM

1:03 seems angry. You are angry aren't you?

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 1:17 PM

Something tells me that 1:03 wastes a LOT of time on this site that he doesn't like.

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 2:05 PM

It's 1:03 in the afternoon and a dork is on his computer.

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 2:06 PM

The Weeknd could fill the entire top 10 with his dreck.

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 2:23 PM

"Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad." isn't this every modest mouse lyric?

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 5:15 PM

That oasis line always drove me nuts. I'm glad I'm not alone.

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2014 10:36 PM

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