Posted in music on September 2, 2014

by Ian Chainey

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Faith No More recently hinted there was more on the way. Now, it's fact. After signing on for their first live date of 2015 at Australia's Soundwave Festival, the Mike Patton-led group announced there will be a new LP released next year, as well, reports Rolling Stone. The currently-title-less full-length, to be released on Reclamation Recordings, will be the band's first in nearly 18 years. And to give fans a taste of what's to come, the single "Motherfucker," which the band has played live, will hit shelves in a limited run for Record Store Day's Black Friday event (11/28). A digital version of the single will follow soon after than on December 9.

Along with the new tunes, the accompanying PR blast mentions worldwide tour dates to come. Well, you might as well start getting your kids ready for the possibility of that tour: Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star are putting out a Faith No More-themed collection of lullabies. The label have given other heavies the nighty-night treatment, including Slayer and Iron Maiden. The set will be out on September 16 through Roma Music Group. Alas, it doesn't include "Jizzlobber," but "Epic" is there, allowing you the opportunity to win Parent of the Year by flopping around like a fish out of water. Explaining that reference won't make you feel old at all.

Check out a lullabized version of "Falling to Pieces" below...

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Comments (31)

EPIC!

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:51 PM

You want it all but you can't have it!

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:53 PM

neckbeard kings

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:56 PM

No Jim Martin, no Faith No More

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:57 PM

2:56-Utterly clueless.
2:57- I've seen them many times before the reunion and they actually held their own without him.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:58 PM

chuck mosley

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:58 PM

Bet they'll play terminal 5. Blech.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 2:59 PM

The new album will be called Robust Hummus Platter

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 3:04 PM

No Courtney Love, no Faith No More.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 3:12 PM

The bald guy who replaced me looks like he has AIDS.

Posted by Jim Martin | September 2, 2014 3:20 PM

Hopefully this album tastes better than the orange juice Mike Patton shat in.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 3:26 PM

seems a little too little too late, no?

bring back bungle, i say.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 3:42 PM

"bring back bungle, i say."

Give it some time.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 3:46 PM

I'm only mildly interested to hear new material from a band I haven't cared about in over 20 years.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 3:57 PM

3:57 Exactly.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 4:19 PM

patton really looks like a beefcake in that pic, lol

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 4:35 PM

Once again ... a BV posting to bring out the cunts with zero taste in music. Head back down to the basement, you fucking beeshes.

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 6:09 PM

Mike Patton fanboys are almost as bad as Jack White fanboys

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 6:23 PM

never understood the appeal of this band

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 7:11 PM

Get bent

Posted by blayne | September 2, 2014 7:37 PM

wasn't that one song they made a video for like the biggest band (RHCP) ripoff in the history of music??

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 8:17 PM

My friend who worships Mike Patton (EVERYONE has THAT friend) is going to be unbearable for the next few months.

Posted by Rasmussen | September 2, 2014 8:43 PM

^lol. mike patton is the neckbeards justin timberlake - teenage girl squeals included

Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2014 11:37 PM

I Don't Care Alot

What 2:57pm said.

Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2014 5:42 AM

What's with the priest getups?

Men pushing 50 dressed like that SMH.

Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2014 5:46 AM

SMH? So Much hummus?

Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2014 8:21 AM

Classic “big brother music.” The only people who are halfway forgiven for giving a shit about Faith No More are guys who are like fifteen years old and still haven’t come into their own, and they idolize their retarded stoner big brother because he’s got a car and he brags about having sex with girls (without truth) and he’s got a rockin’ dustache and he listens to Faith No More. Luckily, by the time these guys are seventeen or so, their brother is driving a forklift at the dump and they’re like “what the fuck was I thinking, my brother is a huge piece of shit and Faith No More has always sucked.”

So, Faith No More fans, pick one. You’re either the kid who’s gonna grow out of if or you’re the big brother.

Posted by Dr. David Thorpe | September 3, 2014 10:00 AM

^
that wasn't funny the first time i read it, either

Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2014 10:41 AM

Picking the right one is a difficult task, and pretending to like them is going to have its consequences. If you pick a widely-known cult hero like Morrissey or Elvis Costello, you might accidentally meet another fan and have to pretend to know things about the artist. Unless you’ve done your homework, your ignorance will be exposed. If you pretend to like somebody more obscure, like Captain Beefheart or Scott Walker, people may fail to be suitably impressed by your slavish devotion due to their ignorance of the artist’s body of work. I would recommend picking an artist of medium cult status, like Mike Patton of Faith No More and Mr. Bungle; he’s involved in so many worthless side-projects that you could easily evade his fans in a verbal maze of made-up album names and non-existent collaborations.

Posted by Dr. David Thorpe | September 3, 2014 11:11 AM

Have I lived under a rock, I literally have no idea who this guys are/

Posted by gatitjoc | September 3, 2014 12:08 PM

dumb fucks YouTube>band name>filter>this year>I'd rather you morons just link to bands you like rather display your shitreative typing skills

Posted by Anonymous | September 4, 2014 3:50 AM

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