Morrissey now claiming it wasn't him tweeting

Morrissey at BAM in 2013 (more by Dana (distortion) Yavin)

Earlier this week, Morrissey posted his first tweet… or so we thought. His representatives did confirm it was actually him tweeting, but in a new statement posted to True to You, Morrissey claims otherwise:

16 May 2014

I would like to stress that I do not have either a Twitter or a Facebook account. I gather that a Twitter account has been opened in my name – as ‘It’s Morrissey’ – but it is NOT Morrissey. I do not know who has opened this recent Twitter account, but please be aware that it is bogus. That’s, of course, if you should remotely care.

Untwitterably yours,
MORRISSEY
Salt Lake City
15 May 2014.

Now we’ll never see things like “Waiting in line at @ChaseBank. Why do I give valuable time. To people who don’t care if I live or die? #lunchhour”

Whoever is manning Moz’s accounts, heed his own advice: If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don’t plagiarize or take on loan.