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Rob Crow and Cattle Decapitation singer release “Anal Trump” grindcore album

Anal Trump

The protests and outcry to the election of Donald Trump continue. Musical polymath Rob Crow (of Pinback and Goblin Cock) is throwing his hat in the ring with a new album that’s hilarious and disturbing in equal measure (as it should be). Joined by Cattle Decapitation‘s Travis Ryan, he has unveiled a new grindcore band called Anal Trump, which is exactly what it sounds like. They take the famously offensive song titles of Anal Cunt and the famously offensive quotes of Donald Trump and turn it into a politically relevant offensive sandwich.

They’ve shared a full “album” called That Makes Me Smart!. The longest track here clocks in at 18 seconds (“Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well”), and the song titles don’t have to veer too much from things that Trump actually said to read as horrifying satire. “My Daughter is a Piece of Ass,” “I Like the Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured,” and “Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever” are some of the titles, alongside non-direct quotes like “Dave Mustaine is Cool,” “Ted Nugent is Cool” and “Alex Jones is Smart.” You can listen to the whole thing and get angry if you want (it’ll only take a couple minutes), or you can just read the tracklist, both of which are below.

Anal Trump — That Makes Me Smart! Tracklist
01.You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
02.PTSD Is Gay
03.Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists
04.I Like The Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured
05.My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
06.Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
07.There’s My African American!
08.Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
09.Mexican Judges Don’t Count
10.Journalism Is Gay
11.I’d Date My Daughter
12.Grab Em By The Pussy
13.Take His Coat
14.Breast Feeding Is Gay
15.Ted Nugent Is Cool
16.Dave Mustaine Is Cool
17.Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowls
18.Poll Watcher
19.Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
20.Changing Diapers Is Gay
21.Build That Wall
22.Alex Jones Is Smart
23.I’m In Astonishingly Excellent Health
24.Stay In Your Pens
25.911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
26.Make America Great Again
27.Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
28.Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
29.I Demand An Apology!
30.That Makes Me Smart!

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