Rocket from the Crypt confirm reunion, announce European shows (dates), answer FAQ

After teasing the reunion earlier this year, Rocket From The Crypt have announced a string of European dates but so far none in the US. The band has also taken time out to answer a few pertinent questions regarding the reunion. That FAQ list, the 2013 lineup, and more is below alongside a list of all dates.

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ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT (AGAIN)
JC2000, Apollo 9, The Notorious ND, Dr. Chud, Atom, Petey X and Speedo.
rock n roll is dead and reborn (again)

Q: Will there be other shows?
A: Maybe. We will see how it goes
Q: If I have a Rocket tattoo can I get in free?
A: Yes, but only those with the new “reborn again” logo. This new logo consists of a purple phallus relieving itself on 3 rolled tacos with guacamole.
Q: Can I shake Speedo’s hand?
A: Of course, but please bring hand sanitizer and have your camera focused and ready so that others can have an opportunity as well.
Q: I have a band that wants to play with you guys. Is this possible?
A: Possibly. If you have 2 Marshall JCM 800 half stacks, a decent bass amp and you don’t mind us making pee pee on your equipment and you playing for free yes, perhaps we can work something out.
Q: This isn’t really a question….but that sounds like a bad deal
A: You obviously do not know the value of exposure.
Q: My friend Chris doesn’t really like your band, but he is my ride. What should I do?
A: Fuck you, Chris
Q: I have final exams that week and I won’t be able to attend.
A: Good for you
Q: Why are you playing again? Are you broke or something?
A: I just want to make people happy, if only for an hour or two
Q: Are there plans for a new RFTC record?
A: Yes, Dave Grohl from Nirvana is producing.
Q: Any last words?
A: Rock N Roll will never die. It can only live. Thank you and I look forward to seeing you all very soon

ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT – 2013 TOUR DATES
April 2, 2013 Berlin, Germany @ Festaal
April 3, 2013 Tampere, Finland @ Klubi
April 4, 2013 Doudou’s 30th Birthday @ La Trabendo
April 5, 2013 Lake Geneva, Switzerland @ L’Usine
April 6, 2013 Barcelona, Spain @ Razmatazz