A smidgen of the shit thrown at tila, pic from back stage (BrockSleezy)

Possible fake cuts on Tila Tequila's face (picture from TMZ)

A wrestler who was performing at the Gathering of Juggalos tells TMZ ... TIla Tequila literally had to stand behind a wall of security guards while on stage -- and not even flashing her breasts could stop the onslaught.

Colt Cabana -- formerly of the WWE and currently wrestling with ROH (Ring of Honor) -- tells us that halfway through the chaos, Tila ripped off her top to try and distract the crowd. But, he says, that only worked for about a minute before they all went back to throwing stuff at her.

Cabana says the ordeal lasted about 15 minutes. A security guard told him someone had a watermelon that had been fermenting in urine and feces for two days and that they had been saving it all weekend for Tila. No word if the watermelon connected.

Cabana tells us it was his first year wrestling at the event and he loved it, adding the highlight was seeing Vanilla Ice perform "Ninja Rap" from the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" soundtrack. Yes, really. [TMZ]

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tonight in NYC
* Cyndi Lauper @ Town Hall
* Dylan Leblanc @ Joe's Pub
* Automelodi @ Home Sweet Home
* Laurie Anderson @ Other Music
* Burning Spear @ Rockefeller Park
* Pharoahe Monch @ Queensbridge Park
* Alejandro Escovedo @ Bowery Electric
* Easy Star All-Stars @ Stuy Town Oval
* Freedy Johnston @ Rockwood Music Hall
* DM Stith, Inlets, Silje Nes @ Joe's Pub
* Suuns, Parlovr (early) @ Mercury Lounge
* Big Bad Voodoo Daddy @ Highline Ballroom
* Diehard, The Waylons, World War @ Union Pool
* Twin Tigers, The French Kings, Deluka @ Pianos
* Crowded House, Lawrence Arabia @ Bowery Ballroom
* Jack Oblivian, John Paul Keith and 145s @ Southpaw
* Robbers on High Street, Hymns (late) @ Mercury Lounge
* Quilty, Schwervon!, Tight Little Ship @ Bruar Falls (free)
* Kira, Apollo Heights, At Sea, Jason Brody @ Public Assembly
* Total Slacker, Weekends, Ava Luna, Mala Strana @ Glasslands
* Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros @ The Beach at Governors Island
* Fiasco, Summer Blondes, Large Lady, Starscream, Snuffy @ Shea Stadium
* Skeletons, Peter Evans/Tim Dahl/Mike Pride, Sam Mickens & Darius Jones play the Dead Science @ Death By Audio
* Apostle of Solitude, Beauty Apes, Kings Destroy, Archon, Alkahest @ Ace of Clubs
* 'Comedy Central Park: The Daily Show and Friends' Hosted by Lewis Black w/ John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Wyatt Cenac, Adam Lowitt and Rory Albanese @ Central Park SummerStage

Inlets complete their tour with DM Stith and Silje Nes at Joe's Pub tonight. I have a free pair of tickets for the first person who emails their name (subject: Inlets) to bvcontests@hotmail.com. Check out Inlets' brand new video for "In Which I, Robert" below...

The 11th annual Gathering of the Juggalos happens August 12-15 in Cave In Rock, Illinois. The infomercial for it is below.

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