"The city doesn’t feel interesting. It’s too expensive. There’s a lot of really normal people here which is fine, but when I moved here [from New Jersey] in the late ‘80s all my friends were like, 'You’re fucking crazy.' Nobody thinks you’re crazy for moving here now. Like, zero people. Instead they’re like, 'Oh, that’s interesting. Why are you moving?' 'Well, I got a job with Schwab.'"