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Gawker sold for 1.35 million; The Onion, Jezebel & other Gizmodo sites are for sale

Gawker once had an estimated value of $100 million, but it was sold at auction for just $1.35 million, to the owner of women's blog Bustle.

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The Onion Comedy Fest: David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, How Did This Get Made, & more

The Onion Comedy & Arts Festival runs May 30 - June 3 at various Chicago venues. Also performing: Chris Gethard, Scott Thompson, tapings of podcasts Judge John Hodgman, I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats, Hollywood Handbook, and Bitch Sesh, plus Tom Scharpling, Jo Firestone, "Clickhole LIve!," and more.

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“New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In”

I just hope no one ohdees on drugs and dies at #governorsball 😧 ....lol No one dies next to me pls

— Steph (@Stephs_Twittah) June 4, 2015
A new music festival! This...

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Iran shows with (tonight) and without (pics) Kyp Malone, TVOTR is #1?, Awesome Color, Tall Firs, Narnack & stuff

DOWNLOAD: Iran - "Buddy" (MP3)

Iran (WITH Kyp Malone) will play a show at Glasslands Gallery in Brooklyn, TONIGHT (12/18). Also on the bill: Fakers and Lone Wolf and Cub (Ryan Sawyer of Tall Firs and Stars Like Fleas - not the metal band)...

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Emo’s in Austin has 4 stages (during SXSW), Pitchfork party

Phosphorescent @ EMo's Annex - SXSW 2006 (MORE)

4 stages @ Emo's:

  1. Emo's Outside (also known as Emo's main room) - 1000 capacity, covered outdoor stage
  2. Emo's Inside (also known as Emo's Jr
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David, Patton, Theodore

So, David Cross (see what he liked in 2007) has a part in the recently released CGI/live action family movie Alvin and the Chipmunks. It didn't take long before message boards and blogs were alight with Cross fans (and people who think money grows on trees) crying 'sell out...

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What’s going on Wednesday?

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The Onion, Celebration, NY Mag, WAS, UCB & The Apes – Tour Dates, holiday parties & MP3s

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Onion Holiday party, Celebration & a ticket contest

The Onion Holiday Rampage will be taking place at Crash Mansion on December 18, 2007 and it is a whopper. This evening of wonder will be hosted by the great Kristen Schaal and Kurt Braunohler and feature the comedy of John Oliver and Jim Gaffigan as well as the music of Northern State and Celebration...

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