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watch NOFX tell a “hipster” / “beardo” he has no business being at their show, offer him $100 to leave

NOFX at NYC’s Gramercy Theatre last night (photo by Mike Rosenfeld)

NOFX are currently on the road, headlining the ‘Fat Wrecked for 25 Years’ tour, which hit Halifax’s Cunard Centre earlier this week. At that stop, Fat Mike and El Hefe spotted a “hipster” / “beardo” (their words) in the front row and callled him out for being there. It went kind of like this:

El Hefe: I think the beardo is just loving it here in the front row. Hi beardo!

Fat Mike: You know what, you have no business being here, I will pay you $100 to leave this show. Hipster! Are you gonna stand in front and bother me all day with your fucking tie-dye shirt and your beard?

El Hefe: We have a ‘no hipsters’ rule tonight. No hipsters. No hipsters in the front row please.

Fat Mike: Take off the shirt! Here, $20. Gimme that shirt for it.

El Hefe: Over there looking like Duck Dynasty. More like hip dynasty.

(Man gives Fat Mike the shirt)

Fat Mike: Now we can fuckin’ play!

You can watch a video of the whole thing go down (starting at the 1:45 mark) below.

Last night (8/13), NOFX took a break from the ‘Fat 25′ tour to play their own show at NYC’s Gramercy Theatre with a Q&A and a screening of their upcoming Backstage Passport 2 documentary. Tonight (8/14) the tour rolls into Asbury Park’s Stone Pony Summer Stage. Tickets are still available.

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