Goblin Cock - new album details, a promised 2009 tour

Goblin Cock‘s latest press release is below…

GOBLIN COCK SET TO RELEASE COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Rumored to be the brainchild of Robcore labelhead Rob Crow of indie wunderkinds Pinback, Goblin Cock is focused, primed, and ready to pull the pin on the follow-up to their mammoth debut Bagged And Boarded on Absoultely Kosher Records, which was nominated for three Plug Awards including Metal Album Of The Year.

With songs about undeniably HEAVY topics such as apparitional gloryhole afficienados, an “ode” to Native American Green Beret Vietnam War Veteran, hapkido karate Hippie Billy Jack [which rivals his own themed penned by original Satanic Black Metal Gods “Coven”], comic books [of course] and a Power-Ballad devoted to homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland, Goblin Cock is taking yet another brave step in the re-defintion of TRUE METAL.

Boasting another iconic album cover by Star Wars: New Essential Guide to Characters And Magic Card artist Mike Sutfin, prepare for Lord Phallus to be the Farrah Fawcett of the 00’s thanks to the foldout poster insert. Fans across the United States have already started duct taping their glasses to their heads in anticipation of the upcoming Cock Across America tour this January & February.

“No one really knows who they are.
No one knows exactly where they are from.
One thing is certain.
No one can leave a Goblin Cock show without at least a slight limp.”
-William F. Buckley [probably not]

Come With Me If You Want To Live Track Listing
01.) Hissless
02.) Loch
03.) Big Up Your Willies
04.) We Got A Bleeder
05.) Ode To Billy Jack
06.) Beneath The Valley Of The Island Of Misfit Toys
07.) Haint
08.) Mylar
09.) Tom’s Song for [T.O.F.]
10.) Trying To Get Along With Humans