by Ian Chainey


Christ Bearer, the rapper who cut off his penis and jumped from a second-story balcony back in April, recently spoke with New York Daily News to explain his motivations. The click-saver answer: PCP.

"By no means was I trying to kill myself. I was under the influence of PCP. It's a drug that I had stopped doing for years, but I just got back from Ohio and got back into that lifestyle for a few days. It definitely was not wise," he told The News...

...Johnson said he had been studying some literature about monks and vasectomies and was extremely high when he took the knife to his genitals and jumped.

Right. If the DEA was looking for reading material to revitalize the D.A.R.E. program (or make a new After School Special), there it is. As for the former Northstar member's, uh, member:

"Doctors didn't reattach it, but I definitely have some penis left," Northstar rapper Christ Bearer, whose real name is Andre Johnson, told the Daily News Monday...

..."I always say a penis is a penis. And the sensation is still there. I definitely still get extremely aroused if I see a beautiful woman," he continued. "That being said, I definitely believe sex is for mortals, and I am god. So this is a blessing, not a curse."

Fair enough. But, to properly memoralize what's missing, in this post nothing appears below.

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