SNL actor, comedian and dater of lots of famous women Pete Davidson has announced some shows happening this month in Philadelphia and New York City. Tickets are already on sale. BUT NOTE, Pete does not like to be recorded:

Please Note: ***No cellphones, cameras or recording devices will be allowed at this show. Upon arrival, all phones and smart watches will be secured in Yondr pouches that will be unlocked at the end of the show. Guests maintain possession of their phones throughout the night, and if needed, may access their phones at designated Yondr unlocking stations in the lobby. Anyone caught with a cellphone in the venue will be immediately ejected. We appreciate your cooperation in creating a phone-free viewing experience!

AND, you may also need to sign an NDA.

All dates that we know about are listed — along with a video of JLo falling in love with Pete from the most recent episode of Saturday Night Live — below…

Pete Davidson 2019-2020 Tour Dates
Dec 17 @ Punch Line Philly, Philadelphia, PA (early and late)
Dec 19 @ Gramercy Theatre, NY, NY (eary and late)
Dec 26 @ Revolution Hall, Portland, OR
Sep 21 @ Meridian Hall, Toronto, ON (JFL42 with John Mulaney)