Roger Waters and The Wall (more)
Roger Waters

As a 34 year old living in the best fucking city in the fucking world, I should be overflowing with the zeal and stamina to go out 5 or 6 nights a week and still show up to work on time and kick ass. And yet, that isn't really the case. I am like a big stupid elephant who decides to sit on his keyster in the middle of a circus performance and refuses to move no matter how much cruel the whipping and prodding he is faced with (note: circuses suck) (unbridled animal cruelty) (Occupy Ringling).

The sedentary habits I've developed don't really bother me; I go out and tear it up when it's worth the hassle. But then I get a message yesterday that 68 year old geezer Roger Waters is about to drag The Wall tour all over the US AGAIN in 2012 and am reminded of the words of Lloyd Christmas, "Man, you are one pathetic loser!"

To date, he's played this damned show like 120 times the world around! Sigh. Annnnnnyyywhoozle, The 2012 Wall Tour kicks off in Australia on January 27th for several dates and from there hits New Zealand. Then heads over to South America for a ton of dates and then *BAM* the tour lands in Houston Texas on May 1st, winds it's way across the US until the tour wraps in Philadelphia on July 14th. New York Fuckin' City will be graced with this impossibly expensive monstrosity on July 6th, 2012 at a venue TBD. I wonder what venue in NYC could possibly house such an elaborate show? My guess in Mercury Lounge. The presale begins today.

And hey, McDuck, while you're dusting off your sheckles to buy tickets to this show, which I am guessing will have the good seats in the $300 range, why not spit shine a few more and get the Why Pink Floyd Discovery Edition Boxed Set too?

All tour dates are listed below.


Roger Waters Wall live dates
May 01, 2012 Houston, TX Toyota Center
May 03, 2012 Austin, TX Frank Erwin Center
May 05, 2012 Tulsa, OK BOK Center
May 07, 2012 Denver, CO Pepsi Center
May 11, 2012 San Francisco, CA AT&T Park
May 13, 2012 San Diego, CA Valley View Casino Center
May 15, 2012 Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center
May 19, 2012 Los Angeles, CA TBA
May 22, 2012 Portland, OR Rose Garden
May 24, 2012 Seattle, WA Key Arena
May 26, 2012 Vancouver, BC BC Place
May 28, 2012 Edmonton, AB Rexall Place
May 31, 2012 Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre
Jun 03, 2012 St Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center
Jun 05, 2012 Detroit, MI Joe Louis Arena
Jun 6, 2012 Grand Rapids, MI Van Andel Arena
Jun 08, 2012 Chicago, IL Wrigley Field
Jun 10, 2012 Louisville, KY KFC Yum! Center
Jun 11, 2012 Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse
Jun 13, 2012 Atlanta, GA Philips Arena
Jun 15, 2012 Ft Lauderdale, FL BankAtlantic Center
Jun 16, 2012 Orlando, FL Amway Center
Jun 19, 2012 Nashville, TN Bridgestone Arena
Jun 21, 2012 Buffalo, NY First Niagara Center
Jun 23, 2012 Toronto, ON Rogers Centre
Jun 25, 2012 Ottawa, ON Scotiabank Place
Jun 26, 2012 Montreal, QC Bell Centre
Jun 28, 2012 Albany, NY Times Union Center
Jun 29, 2012 Hartford, CT XL Center
Jul 01, 2012 Boston, MA TBA
Jul 03, 2012 Pittsburgh, PA Consol Energy Center
Jul 6, 2012 New York, NY TBA
Jul 09, 2012 Raleigh, NC RBC Center
Jul 10, 2012 Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena
Jul 12, 2012 Washington, DC Verizon Center
Jul 14, 2012 Philadelphia, PA Citizens Bank Park