Christmas is this week, and the Two Minutes to Late Night quarantine covers series is getting in the holiday spirit with GWAR, Stephen Brodsky (Mutoid Man, Cave In, Old Man Gloom), and Ben Koller (Mutoid Man, Converge, All Pigs Must Die, Killer Be Killed) doing a heavy metal parody of Elton John's "Step Into Christmas" called "Stab Into Christmas." They rewrote the lyrics to be much more gory and GWAR-friendly, and it's got references to COVID, Jeff Bezos, the White House, and much more, plus a PUP cameo.

"The most ambitious crossover event in metal since Kiss was on Scooby Doo!," they write. "Gwar and Gwarsenio Hall together at last with a full blessing from their lawyer, Subpoenis Maximus, plus Mutoid Man, too!" Check it out:

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Previous highlights of this series include Kvelertak, Carcass, War On Women, Integrity mems & more covering Anthrax's "Caught In A Mosh," members of Circa Survive, Deafheaven, Minus the Bear, Converge, Cave In & more covering Brian Eno, members of Converge, Distillers, War On Women & Fucked and Bound covering Samhain, members of The Distillers, My Chemical Romance, Thursday, Murder My Death, and Soul Glocovering Annie Lennox, Marissa Nadler + members of Converge, Cave In & more covering Journey, Mastodon, Municipal Waste, Mutoid Man, Dethklok members covering King Diamond, Marissa Nadler + members of Earth, Cave In, Big Business & Shearwater doing "Spooky," Mastodon, Kvelertak, Baroness, Darkest Hour members cover Ozzy Osbourne, members of Integrity, Dillinger Escape Plan, Incendiary cover Misfits, members of Mastodon, Russian Circles, Cave In & more cover Alice In Chains, members of Windhand, Cave In & more cover Type O Negative, Ted Leo & members of Converge, Rise Against & more cover The Replacements, Max Weinberg (E Street Band) + members of My Chemical Romance, Hatebreed, Dillinger Escape Plan & more covering Misfits, members of Coheed, Tool, Primus, Mastodon and Cave In covering Rush, Emma Ruth Rundle + members of Mastodon, YOB & Old Man Gloom covering Kate Bush, members of Sleigh Bells, Poison the Well, Cloak & more covering Guns N’ Roses, Chelsea Wolfe + members of The Dillinger Escape Plan, Cave In & more covering Ozzy Osbourne, and many more.


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